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Offline Barman

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #45 on: January 29, 2009, 12:04:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 29, 2009, 12:02:04 PM
He has done a good thing - never having to worry his bride to be with contraception , pregnancy and the exorbitent costs of raising a child

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While you're down there pet...  whistle:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #46 on: January 29, 2009, 12:06:11 PM »
Do you need your shoes polished again  ::)
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2009, 12:07:14 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 29, 2009, 12:06:11 PM
Do you need your shoes polished again  ::)
Um... yes...  redface:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #48 on: January 29, 2009, 12:08:57 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 29, 2009, 12:06:11 PM
Do you need your shoes polished again  ::)

He wants to see his face in them, apparently he gets mesmirised by the infinite mirror effects when he gets the reflection of his shiny head.  whistle:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #49 on: January 29, 2009, 12:11:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2009, 12:07:14 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 29, 2009, 12:06:11 PM
Do you need your shoes polished again  ::)
Um... yes...  redface:

I'll work up some spit  lol:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #50 on: January 29, 2009, 12:24:46 PM »
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #51 on: January 29, 2009, 12:36:05 PM »
Outside of my remit then I'm afraid  lol:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #52 on: January 29, 2009, 12:51:36 PM »
I guess she prefers leather
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #53 on: January 29, 2009, 02:06:54 PM »
I will see if Mrs TMR (to be) can be bribed with some dark chocolate, to provide piccies/video/commentary of TMRs recuperation.
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #54 on: January 29, 2009, 02:12:31 PM »
I think it is time for some liquid anaesthetic  8)
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #55 on: January 29, 2009, 02:28:15 PM »
I will see you there later.

Be careful getting out of the car!
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #56 on: January 29, 2009, 02:29:11 PM »
Lucky bugger  surrender:

I'm on R.I.C.E. and avoiding H.A.R.M.


Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation

Heat
Alcohol
Running... well that's a joke
Massage... shame

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #57 on: January 29, 2009, 02:33:19 PM »
What have you done then?
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #58 on: January 29, 2009, 02:52:09 PM »
I walked up. On reflection, a bad move :-(
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #59 on: January 29, 2009, 02:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 29, 2009, 02:33:19 PM
What have you done then?

Tweaked my knee somehow on my trip and it ballooned up on the nine hour flight back. Had to be wheelchaired off the plane and buggied through control and customs. All very embarrassing  redface:

I think it was something as simple as extricating myself from the back a taxi but MissD reckons it was during the recruitment drive for a harem  eyes:
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