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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2009, 07:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2009, 07:43:09 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 28, 2009, 07:41:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2009, 07:28:07 PM
I had it done in London years ago... Mary Stopes(?)...

The thing I remember most was the doctor chatting alkl through the operation like we were in the pub... just not right somehow...  noooo:

Oh, and the burning smell...  sick2:

I travelled home on the tube and train which was not the most brilliant decision of my life...  eeek:

Oh yes, the pain gets worse!  point:

Yes, the smell is a bit intriguing. Luckily the nurse was distracting me  whistle:
Burning flesh... yours... she'd have to be dancing around the room naked in high heels  cloud9: to distract me from that...  sick2:

What do you think they do when you pay to go private...the nurse looked like Salma Hayek...

And a Brucie Bonus - Mrs TMR (to be) has volunteered to drive to, and collect me from, the pub everyday until I say all is well.

Now what say you?!
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2009, 07:48:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:35:59 PM
My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....

Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat  ::)

Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work  eeek:

The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves!  ::)

That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya  noooo:

He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year  eeek:
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I had a check after a month...

Well, when I say I had a check, they gave you a little jar and a stamped-addressed Jiffy bag...  eeek:

I always thought postmen earned their money after that...  whistle:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2009, 07:50:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:35:59 PM
My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....

Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat  ::)

Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work  eeek:

The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves!  ::)

That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya  noooo:

He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year  eeek:

I don't believe so - you provide samples (whistle:) at 14 and 16 weeks. After that, assuming all clear, all you get is a cheaper option for a termination and full support, should the tubes somehow have re-jigged themselves.
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2009, 07:52:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2009, 07:48:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:35:59 PM
My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....

Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat  ::)

Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work  eeek:

The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves!  ::)

That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya  noooo:

He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year  eeek:
eeek:

I had a check after a month...

Well, when I say I had a check, they gave you a little jar and a stamped-addressed Jiffy bag...  eeek:

I always thought postmen earned their money after that...  whistle:

Figures...mine are about the size of a dustbin...
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2009, 07:54:08 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 28, 2009, 07:52:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2009, 07:48:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:35:59 PM
My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....

Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat  ::)

Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work  eeek:

The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves!  ::)

That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya  noooo:

He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year  eeek:
eeek:

I had a check after a month...

Well, when I say I had a check, they gave you a little jar and a stamped-addressed Jiffy bag...  eeek:

I always thought postmen earned their money after that...  whistle:

Figures...mine are about the size of a dustbin...
Well, when I say little jar it was a demijohn type thing...  whistle:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2009, 08:00:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2009, 07:54:08 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 28, 2009, 07:52:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2009, 07:48:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 07:35:59 PM
My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....

Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat  ::)

Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work  eeek:

The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves!  ::)

That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya  noooo:

He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year  eeek:
eeek:

I had a check after a month...

Well, when I say I had a check, they gave you a little jar and a stamped-addressed Jiffy bag...  eeek:

I always thought postmen earned their money after that...  whistle:

Figures...mine are about the size of a dustbin...
Well, when I say little jar it was a demijohn type thing...  whistle:

But of course. We all believe you. Of course we do. Why am I suddenly thinking of coarse fishing bait?
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2009, 08:03:16 PM »
Also, I have to lose the love paste at least 50 times before the first sample. Being mischevious, I have told Mrs TMR (to be) that the doctor certainly recommends added suction to help this. And no, not the Vax...
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2009, 08:05:01 PM »

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2009, 08:07:11 PM »
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2009, 08:08:11 PM »
I will go and check  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2009, 08:09:05 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 08:05:01 PM

 ::)


Mind that 'Start line' chaps.

A paper cut would be almost as bad as TMR will feel in the morning.  scared2:

It was two bricks in my day. . .


Good luck TMR anyway. I look forward to hearing of your tender exploits.


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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2009, 08:10:42 PM »
Sorry TMR - just checked - not as aesthetically pleasing and in your tender situation probably not a good idea  happy100
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2009, 08:17:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 08:10:42 PM
Sorry TMR - just checked - not as aesthetically pleasing and in your tender situation probably not a good idea  happy100

 ;D Understod.

Just had the first pee since, not too bad apart from the "Superman" position required not the splash the porcelain.

Bad move was subsequently lighting a fag and the lighter deciding to go on turbo boost resulting in singed nasal hairs, compelling a sharp involuntary movement that resulted in a heavy nads/chair impact.  sad24:

Mrs TMR (to be, or not to be if she keeps bloody laughing) is still rolling aroung the floor giggling like a schoolgirl. I shall put itching powder in her knickers as revenge.
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2009, 08:20:01 PM »
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2009, 08:33:08 PM »
 eeek:

My legs crossed involuntarily as soon as I started reading this!  eeek:
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