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Offline Nick

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2009, 09:02:21 PM »
We have a eunuch  cloud9:

Now Pastis has to honour his part of the bargain and I am in business  cloud9:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2009, 09:05:15 PM »
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Moi? Trafficking Persian lovelies?

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2009, 11:00:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2009, 08:33:08 PM
eeek:

My legs crossed involuntarily as soon as I started reading this!  eeek:

Can someone ring me and talk me through this thread please?
My eyes started watering after the first paragraph. sad32:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2009, 08:06:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 08:05:01 PM

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OK 'Fess up boys ~ how many of you tried to measure up against the screen?

Moi? ~ No ~ because Mrs S#1 performed the task with a ruler many years ago and it don't shrink. You just get fatter.
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2009, 08:08:19 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2009, 08:06:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2009, 08:05:01 PM

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OK 'Fess up boys ~ how many of you tried to measure up against the screen?

Moi? ~ No ~ because Mrs S#1 performed the task with a ruler many years ago and it don't shrink. You just get fatter.
noooo:

I was worried about getting a static shock...  redface:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2009, 08:26:02 AM »
 rubschin:

Is this to scale?
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2009, 08:52:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 29, 2009, 08:26:02 AM
rubschin:

Is this to scale?

Why ~ can't you reach the screen?  whistle:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2009, 09:50:33 AM »
Morning all.
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2009, 09:50:51 AM »
And how are you today?
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2009, 09:57:12 AM »
Limp and limping probably.
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2009, 09:57:35 AM »
A tad tender.



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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2009, 09:58:57 AM »
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2009, 10:24:51 AM »
I've got to admit that most of us in the real pub don't have a lot of sympathy for TMR - self-inflicted as far as we are concerned.

The walking action is very amusing though.
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2009, 10:31:44 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 29, 2009, 10:24:51 AM
I've got to admit that most of us in the real pub don't have a lot of sympathy for TMR - self-inflicted as far as we are concerned.

The walking action is very amusing though.

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2009, 12:02:04 PM »
He has done a good thing - never having to worry his bride to be with contraception , pregnancy and the exorbitent costs of raising a child

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