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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #675 on: April 01, 2021, 10:07:02 AM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #676 on: April 01, 2021, 10:13:08 AM »

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #677 on: April 01, 2021, 07:57:28 PM »

Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #678 on: April 01, 2021, 08:53:16 PM »

Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #679 on: April 02, 2021, 06:09:51 AM »

Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #680 on: April 02, 2021, 07:31:17 PM »

 Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #681 on: April 02, 2021, 07:45:32 PM »

 Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #682 on: April 03, 2021, 05:01:33 AM »

 Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.

Ooooh, that is a sensible tip!  Thumbs:

It baffles me as to why people put their empty tellybox box outside their houses...  noooo:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #683 on: April 03, 2021, 09:22:59 AM »
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 Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.

Ooooh, that is a sensible tip!   . .
I apologise for letting the side down
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #684 on: April 03, 2021, 10:06:59 AM »

 Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.

Ooooh, that is a sensible tip!  Thumbs:

It baffles me as to why people put their empty tellybox box outside their houses...  noooo:

Agree ..outside next door is better ...... Thumbs:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #685 on: April 08, 2021, 03:26:52 PM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #686 on: April 08, 2021, 07:25:50 PM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #687 on: April 10, 2021, 10:33:36 AM »
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« Reply #688 on: April 10, 2021, 10:45:49 AM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #689 on: April 12, 2021, 09:42:58 AM »


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