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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #300 on: December 22, 2019, 08:21:58 AM »
Xmas for most guys.........


Sitting at a table with a fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore ......... noooo:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #301 on: December 30, 2019, 10:26:14 PM »




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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #302 on: December 31, 2019, 06:40:47 AM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #303 on: January 27, 2020, 09:54:36 AM »
My wife bought me a really expensive Swiss watch for my birthday.....

She said, "Do you like it?"........ rubschin:



I said, "Yes it's great, it reminds of your pussy!"

She said, "Why, because it's sexy and exclusive?"................





I said, "No, because it's loose around my wrist!"......................... redface:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #304 on: January 27, 2020, 03:00:24 PM »
My wife bought me a really expensive Swiss watch for my birthday.....

She said, "Do you like it?"........ rubschin:



I said, "Yes it's great, it reminds of your pussy!"

She said, "Why, because it's sexy and exclusive?"................





I said, "No, because it's loose around my wrist!"......................... redface:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #305 on: March 04, 2020, 12:22:06 AM »
On a site about chat=up lines ....


" Are you a school?............................. rubschin:





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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #306 on: March 04, 2020, 05:46:31 AM »
On a site about chat=up lines ....


" Are you a school?............................. rubschin:





"Coz I want shoot kids inside you".......... eeek:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #307 on: April 27, 2020, 11:48:04 PM »
My teenage daughter was running a temperature, so I rang the doctor...........

He asked was she hot............????



I said, "Well, with a little make-up..." rubschin:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #308 on: April 28, 2020, 06:13:06 AM »
My teenage daughter was running a temperature, so I rang the doctor...........

He asked was she hot............????



I said, "Well, with a little make-up..." rubschin:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #309 on: April 28, 2020, 10:17:56 AM »
My teenage daughter was running a temperature, so I rang the doctor...........

He asked was she hot............????



I said, "Well, with a little make-up..." rubschin:

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