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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #645 on: March 12, 2021, 09:16:26 PM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #646 on: March 12, 2021, 09:17:05 PM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #647 on: March 20, 2021, 09:35:56 PM »
Help yourself to fall asleep by posting 'can't sleep' on facebook then staring intently at your brightly lit phone waiting to see if anyone reacts............ Thumbs:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #648 on: March 21, 2021, 06:00:05 AM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #649 on: March 21, 2021, 11:27:03 AM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #650 on: March 23, 2021, 09:03:21 AM »
The government are full of shit saying if you take their vaccine you will be able to fly this summer.........
I wrote to my MP to ask will our new ability be more like Superman's? or are we likely to grow big fuck off wings on our backs suddenly?
I think we have a right to know about such side-effects.
Of course, I have had no sensible reply from him.
Must be up to something, as usual.........

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #651 on: March 23, 2021, 10:39:09 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 09:03:21 AM
The government are full of shit saying if you take their vaccine you will be able to fly this summer.........
I wrote to my MP to ask will our new ability be more like Superman's? or are we likely to grow big fuck off wings on our backs suddenly?
I think we have a right to know about such side-effects.
Of course, I have had no sensible reply from him.
Must be up to something, as usual.........

E. Zijet.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #652 on: March 25, 2021, 10:13:47 PM »
All these detergent pod adverts state at the end "Always keep away from kids"

I follow this advice as most are noisy, disruptive, grubby little gobshites who get right on my tits.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #653 on: March 26, 2021, 06:02:32 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 25, 2021, 10:13:47 PM
All these detergent pod adverts state at the end "Always keep away from kids"

I follow this advice as most are noisy, disruptive, grubby little gobshites who get right on my tits.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #654 on: March 26, 2021, 11:12:17 AM »
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All these detergent pod adverts state at the end "Always keep away from kids"

I follow this advice as most are noisy, disruptive, grubby little gobshites who get right on my tits.

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