The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread

[Barman]

£2.23, you say?

£223.00 

[Nick]

I will shout that into his coffin, just in case he is being buried alive, like 

I guess he will take the burial alive option

[Nick]

Sam the guard tells me there is guy who works for me who touches his car bonnet  each morning when he arrives in the car park.

Sam asked him why. The chap said, "If it is hot I have to go to work.If it is cold it is time to go home."

This is what I am working with.

[Barman]

Sam the guard tells me there is guy who works for me who touches his car bonnet  each morning when he arrives in the car park.

Sam asked him why. The chap said, "If it is hot I have to go to work.If it is cold it is time to go home."

This is what I am working with.

 

[Nick]

All the "academic" staff are in tomorrow 

I am warned it will be Bedlam. Well they can fuck right off

Meanwhile, Miss I is having some kind of crisis and I have spent 2 hours on and off doing Skype counselling and revising her (impressive) CV (6 languages including Ancient Greek  )

I am already 

[Nick]

Mr OAP charabanc trip? Meet Mr Karaoke night 

[Darwins Selection]

Miss I is having some kind of crisis and I have spent 2 hours on and off doing Skype counselling

They can be a nightmare towards the end of the first trimester.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Miss I is having some kind of crisis and I have spent 2 hours on and off doing Skype counselling

They can be a nightmare towards the end of the first trimester.

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Seems you missed a terrific day to be in Nottingham

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/36893156

[Barman]

Seems you missed a terrific day to be in Nottingham

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/36893156

 

[Nick]

My contract has been extended