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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2013, 03:40:09 PM »
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LL has none, but she does have feet, I assume.

Two, one left and one right like....  Thumbs:

Rather clashes with your two left ones eh?

Handy for the Hokey-cokey tho....  Thumbs:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2013, 09:20:28 PM »
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LL has none, but she does have feet, I assume.

Two, one left and one right like....  Thumbs:

Rather clashes with your two left ones eh?

Handy for the Hokey-cokey tho....  Thumbs:

Another video......... rubschin:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2013, 05:50:18 AM »
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LL has none, but she does have feet, I assume.

Two, one left and one right like....  Thumbs:

Rather clashes with your two left ones eh?

Handy for the Hokey-cokey tho....  Thumbs:

Another video......... rubschin:

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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2013, 06:07:40 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2013, 02:34:55 PM
I'd mention BM's checklist again but he didn't seem too happy about it earlier.  whistle:

Is that the one that simply said breathing?
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2013, 06:25:55 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 26, 2013, 06:07:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2013, 02:34:55 PM
I'd mention BM's checklist again but he didn't seem too happy about it earlier.  whistle:

Is that the one that simply said breathing?

And female!  evil:

And freckles....
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2013, 08:13:42 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2013, 06:25:55 AM
And freckles....

Anywhere in particular?



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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2013, 08:19:23 AM »
Oh Darwin!  eeek:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2013, 01:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2013, 06:25:55 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 26, 2013, 06:07:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2013, 02:34:55 PM
I'd mention BM's checklist again but he didn't seem too happy about it earlier.  whistle:

Is that the one that simply said breathing?

And female!  evil:

And freckles....

What's with the freckles thing????????????????? First I've heard of that 'requirement' in 30+ years of dedicated service  angry041:

So I'll assist by adding a few things  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: as to what BM needs in an ideal woman  ::)

Ability to pick up BM's discarded clothing from anywhere in the house and perform miracle of returning it to drawer/wardrobe washed and ironed
Ability to not pass out from wee wee fumes in downstairs closet because BM has forgotten (again) to flush
Ability to fain an interest in mini restoration and the disasters thereof
Ability to like ones on company when BM has disappeared (again) for many hours down to subterranean world

Discretion  whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2013, 01:32:31 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 27, 2013, 01:31:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2013, 06:25:55 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 26, 2013, 06:07:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2013, 02:34:55 PM
I'd mention BM's checklist again but he didn't seem too happy about it earlier.  whistle:

Is that the one that simply said breathing?

And female!  evil:

And freckles....

What's with the freckles thing????????????????? First I've heard of that 'requirement' in 30+ years of dedicated service  angry041:

So I'll assist by adding a few things  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: as to what BM needs in an ideal woman  ::)

Ability to pick up BM's discarded clothing from anywhere in the house and perform miracle of returning it to drawer/wardrobe washed and ironed
Ability to not pass out from wee wee fumes in downstairs closet because BM has forgotten (again) to flush
Ability to fain an interest in mini restoration and the disasters thereof
Ability to like ones on company when BM has disappeared (again) for many hours down to subterranean world

Discretion  whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:

 evil:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2013, 01:35:05 PM »
Trubble  noooo:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2013, 02:14:38 PM »
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2013, 02:19:37 PM »
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2013, 02:23:15 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 27, 2013, 02:22:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2013, 02:19:37 PM
Quote from: Landlady on August 27, 2013, 02:14:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 27, 2013, 01:35:05 PM
Trubble  noooo:

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Your end  whistle: whistle: whistle:

Small trubble then.  whistle:

Nope Mr. D - all  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: this end
How are the turnips????

Doing well this year thank you.

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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2013, 02:32:31 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2013, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: Landlady on August 27, 2013, 02:22:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2013, 02:19:37 PM
Quote from: Landlady on August 27, 2013, 02:14:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 27, 2013, 01:35:05 PM
Trubble  noooo:

Not this end  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Your end  whistle: whistle: whistle:

Small trubble then.  whistle:

Nope Mr. D - all  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: this end
How are the turnips????

Doing well this year thank you.

Did you want a shipment or just the chance to invest?

Both please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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