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Offline Nick

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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2013, 12:24:35 PM »
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2013, 12:28:13 PM »
Think I must have lead a sheltered life, am a bit lost here like............. rubschin:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2013, 12:29:08 PM »
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Think I must have lead a sheltered life, am a bit lost here like............. rubschin:

Bus shelter........ rubschin:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2013, 12:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Adventure on August 28, 2013, 12:28:13 PM
Think I must have lead a sheltered life, am a bit lost here like............. rubschin:

Of course...  char048
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2013, 12:30:13 PM »
Boom Boom (-a la Basil Brush)
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2013, 12:44:11 PM »
So where were we in defining the ideal woman ?

Back to you chaps as I think I might have encouraged straying off topic  :angel:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2013, 12:47:01 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 28, 2013, 12:44:11 PM
So where were we in defining the ideal woman ?

Back to you chaps as I think I might have encouraged straying off topic  :angel:

I have met you......... cloud9:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2013, 12:47:21 PM »
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Quote from: Landlady on August 28, 2013, 12:44:11 PM
So where were we in defining the ideal woman ?

Back to you chaps as I think I might have encouraged straying off topic  :angel:

I have met you......... cloud9:

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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2013, 12:49:04 PM »
Shouldn't deliberately vomit in your bath while you are in it  noooo:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2013, 12:50:35 PM »
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So where were we in defining the ideal woman ?

Back to you chaps as I think I might have encouraged straying off topic  :angel:

I have met you......... cloud9:

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I might get breakfast next time I stay......... whistle:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2013, 12:51:57 PM »
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So where were we in defining the ideal woman ?

Back to you chaps as I think I might have encouraged straying off topic  :angel:

I have met you......... cloud9:

 sick2:

I might get breakfast in bed next time I stay......... whistle:

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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2013, 12:55:21 PM »
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So where were we in defining the ideal woman ?

Back to you chaps as I think I might have encouraged straying off topic  :angel:

I have met you......... cloud9:

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I might get breakfast in bed next time I stay......... whistle:

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How do you like your eggs joke approaching.......... noooo:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2013, 12:57:04 PM »
In a pan  redface:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #58 on: August 28, 2013, 01:19:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 28, 2013, 12:57:04 PM
In a pan  redface:

No bashing in of their little heads though ......... unless Baldy is invited too  scared2:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #59 on: August 28, 2013, 04:29:11 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 28, 2013, 12:44:11 PM
So where were we in defining the ideal woman ?

Back to you chaps as I think I might have encouraged straying off topic  :angel:
You want a serious definition?   eeek:

And you expect one from us lot  ::)

OK then, I'll risk it.  Apart from the obvious (no Y chromosomes and straight) . . . . .

I offer in no particular order:
- mind of her own
- can and does smile, joke and laugh
- cares about others
- likes to look good without overdoing it
- no more or less lazy than I
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