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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3780 on: March 17, 2017, 11:07:11 AM »
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?
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I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.

If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.


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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3781 on: March 17, 2017, 11:43:59 AM »
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?
Edit
I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.

If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.


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noooo: noooo:

Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3782 on: March 17, 2017, 12:59:16 PM »
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?
Edit
I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.

If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.


 Shrugs:
noooo: noooo:

Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one

Quite.

Humans clearly have several, and they all are posting on Yahoo Answers
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3783 on: March 17, 2017, 01:10:07 PM »
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?
Edit
I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.

If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.


 Shrugs:
noooo: noooo:

Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one

Quite.

Humans clearly have several, and they all are posting on Yahoo Answers

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3784 on: March 17, 2017, 02:05:11 PM »
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?
Edit
I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.

If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.


 Shrugs:
noooo: noooo:

Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one

Quite.

Humans clearly have several, and they all are posting on Yahoo Answers

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
drumroll: drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3785 on: March 17, 2017, 02:29:03 PM »
Describe to an alien how to use a human toilet.?
Edit
I received really terrible answers for this before so I am asking it again.

If you were describing to an alien how it should use the toilet, what would be your detailed description in english? Starting from the point the alien should approach the toilet for a number two.


 Shrugs:
noooo: noooo:

Maybe aliens have their arseholes elsewhere - that's if they only have one

Quite.

Humans clearly have several, and they all are posting on Yahoo Answers

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3786 on: March 17, 2017, 05:24:50 PM »
What is the true story behind Good Friday??

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3787 on: March 17, 2017, 05:29:06 PM »
What is the true story behind Good Friday??

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« Reply #3788 on: March 17, 2017, 06:05:47 PM »
What is the true story behind Good Friday??

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3789 on: March 17, 2017, 07:25:55 PM »
What is the true story behind Good Friday??

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She was Robinson Crusoe's companion in the alternative version?

Debbie Does Good Friday...?  rubschin:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3790 on: March 23, 2017, 12:32:19 PM »
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Is the Philippines closer to the Sun than the United States?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3791 on: March 23, 2017, 01:02:49 PM »
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Is the Philippines closer to the Sun than the United States?
well once a day it is and once a day it very much isn't
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3792 on: March 23, 2017, 02:09:36 PM »
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Is the Philippines closer to the Sun than the United States?


well once a day it is and once a day it very much isn't




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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3793 on: March 23, 2017, 02:22:23 PM »
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Is the Philippines closer to the Sun than the United States?


well once a day it is and once a day it very much isn't




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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3794 on: March 27, 2017, 08:31:26 AM »
What country is it best to move to if you re looking to work in the funeral industry?
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