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Online Miss Demeanour

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The exile of Jezza Kyle
« on: May 13, 2019, 09:23:35 PM »
So someone has died  a week after being on the Jeremy Kyle show ( and you can only presume this wasn't from embarrassment )

Now no more of these dreadful programs are to be aired.

What will we do  lol:

What will poor Graham do ?

And how will the DNA lab cope with such a loss of business ?
« Last Edit: May 13, 2019, 09:30:20 PM by Miss Demeanour »
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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2019, 09:35:17 PM »
Dammit Miss D this is a complete tragedy. That show had one important function. It didn't matter how screwed up your day was you knew you could always watch the show and realise it could be worse, you could be one of those fuckwits.  lol:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2019, 10:08:47 PM »
Sounds like ITV discovered something really bad had happened far far worse than that arrogant git's slimy face and smile

Popcorn: for now
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2019, 11:27:46 PM »
Dammit Miss D this is a complete tragedy. That show had one important function. It didn't matter how screwed up your day was you knew you could always watch the show and realise it could be worse, you could be one of those fuckwits.  lol:

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2019, 09:58:41 AM »
Well to no great shock it was a suicide

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/jeremy-kyle-show-guest-found-dead-after-failing-lie-detector-named-as-steve-dymond-a4141411.html

Do I blame Kyle for the death?  No but I do blame them for making money out of misery.  Shit show, nasty people good riddance
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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2019, 11:42:12 AM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2019, 01:02:50 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
I mostly despair

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2019, 01:04:39 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2019, 01:15:18 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
:thumbsup:
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2019, 01:25:18 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
:thumbsup:

Yes but Apey has to research his customer base...  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2019, 01:26:34 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
:thumbsup:

Yes but Apey has to research his customer base...  whistle:

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2019, 01:49:31 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
:thumbsup:

Yes but Apey has to research his customer base...  whistle:
he sees it as Friends Reunited live you say?
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2019, 01:51:41 PM »
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