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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 19, 2007, 10:37:17 AM
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Always a source of amusement, if only because the questions asked are so weird.
Someone just posted this!
I have a giant african land snail and it looks like its insides are coming out of its mouth. Can you help?
It seems lively, but cannot eat because of what is coming out of its mouth. It looks like a bobbly cream-coloured mass with a pulsating tube which secretes slime. Please help fast!
It is the "it seems lively" bit that I find most worrying for some reason
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Browsing Yahoo FFS! eeek:
Clearly too wet to cut the grass today ::)
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It is horrid here. I fear Mrs Nick is planning some sort of activity for us this afternoon. She wants to buy a tumble dryer. Why? Cos the house has been full of damp washing all "summer". cry:
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Ah! If you think pink clothes are bad wait until you see the size of some things that come out of a tumble dryer!
You put in one of her sweaters and it comes out only fitting a Barbie Doll. Then you are in it up to your ears ~ because it was always her "favourite".
Tumble dryers are expensive to run and most clothes say on the label "Do not Tumble". Show her the washing instructions on most of her clothing ~ she may just change her mind ... if not you will need to also buy a magnifying glass and read every f*cking label before you wash and tumble the garments.
Been there, done that! evil:
Life as a House Husband is not an easy one. noooo:
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Good plan. I used to wash woollens too hot. Many of my old jumpers are too small for Mrs Nick but The Boy fits them now ::)
Do you need a passport to travel from the uk the isle of wright by ferry?
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Good plan. I used to wash woollens too hot. Many of my old jumpers are too small for Mrs Nick but The Boy fits them now ::)
Do you need a passport to travel from the uk the isle of wright by ferry?
Having lived on the IoW I can tell the enquirer the answer is no but there are many shops on the Island that sell IoW passports to the tourists. ::)
As for the Tumble Dryer ~ they take forever to dry anything because the average household washing machine does not spin fast enough to remove the excess water so your first hour in the tumbler is spent reheating the water logged items from the 40 deg wash to something much higher ~ which is why they shrink.
Your best bet is to take all tumble-able items, once home washed, to your local launderette where they will have a high speed spin dryer. Use that first then tumble dry on a medium setting. Their dryers are much larger thus the airflow is better and the clothes dry quicker. You also get to sit with a lot of yummy mummies who will be happy to "help" you if you look "helpless" enough. eyes:
You also get to watch their undies tumbling around behind the glass door. lol:
I have over the years spent many a happy hour in launderettes.
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I see you have a hobby
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It is horrid here. I fear Mrs Nick is planning some sort of activity for us this afternoon. She wants to buy a tumble dryer. Why? Cos the house has been full of damp washing all "summer". cry:
Why?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jnam-gkSrI
Be afraid... scared2:
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That comes under the generic heading of "Dick-Head"
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"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"
Oh deary me.
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"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"
Oh deary me.
's edjewkashun under nulabour innit.
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After being on its own for 12 yrs is it wise to add another goldfish.?
My goldfish has been on its own for 12 yrs. Would it be ok to get another one or will it upset it
I find myself oddly concerned about this one!
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Frankly mate I'm not sure which worries me most. Them for posting such things or you for reading them.
As for the Goldfish ~ I thought they only had a memory span of about 30 seconds ~ so within a minute it will believe it has known its new bowl-mate all its life.
Of course if its a girl fish that's added to the bowl and assuming the twelve year old is a boy fish ~ well he'll be happy to get his fin over after all this time.
Now I am getting worried about me for answering your post. whistle:
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"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"
Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
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"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"
Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
Nobody had invented fire at that time BM. ::)
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whistle: Spontaneous combustion? rubschin:
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"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"
Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
Nobody had invented fire at that time BM. ::)
Spontaneous combustion then? or crop circles or something? prolly. rubschin:
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Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
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"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"
Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
Nobody had invented fire at that time BM. ::)
How do you know? - The sun was on fire. Who lit that?
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rubschin:
This is getting a bit complicated, innit.
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"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"
Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper? rubschin:
Nobody had invented fire at that time BM. ::)
How do you know? - The sun was on fire. Who lit that?
Must have been me Dad ~ 'cos I wasn't allowed matches
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I feel like a rabbit in headlights with some of this stuff
Anyone know any good websites for teaching children to count to 20 and beyond?
Just giver them 30 things to count and start yelling when they get to 21 noooo:
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Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Somebody rubbing boy scouts together? rubschin:
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Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Somebody rubbing boy scouts together? rubschin:
Sorry, that's one of those jokes that has been around soooooooooo long that even I can't remember the beginning.
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Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Somebody rubbing boy scouts together? rubschin:
Sorry, that's one of those jokes that has been around soooooooooo long that even I can't remember the beginning.
The beginning of what? rubschin:
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Ahh... surely the older gag was...
Boy scouts ... Girl guides... eyes:
drumroll:
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This is in danger of becoming yet another circular thread.
OK give us a punch line and see who can remember the joke.
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An easy one to start...
"Know it, I fucking wrote it"
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An easy one to start...
"Know it, I fucking wrote it"
That's too easy:
Paul McCartney is sipping tea in Nick's kitchen and they are talking about Liverpool.
Nick says "Do you know Penny Lane" and Macca says "Know it, I fucking wrote it"
Or variations thereon.
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He loves his Hob Nobs! evil: evil:
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This is in danger of becoming yet another circular thread.
OK give us a punch line and see who can remember the joke.
"... yes, but mine was in the other bag!"
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And the doctor said, "Well, don't do it then."
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And the Lord said "Varily, I give you this earth. Brand new and with a 2,000,000 year guarantee and I have appointed the caretakers already.
Huummm! said Eve "How am I going to do the toast and warm the beans? ... I think I'll reject it as unfit for purpose".
"Oh shit!" said the Lord, "I was hoping you wouldn't notice". "You don't want fire, believe me, it's too much trouble and I've left a nice salad recipe for you"
"Want fire - NOW!" stamped Eve. "Bloody wimmen." snorted the Lord "Have your fire, but you lose the 'fire and theft' clause from the guarantee as it too risky."
"Stick your guarantee up your arse." said Eve "I know what I'm doing."
So it came to pass that it was all Eve's fault because she lost the matches and they had to invent nuclear fission.
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An easy one to start...
"Know it, I fucking wrote it"
That's too easy:
Paul McCartney is sipping tea in Nick's kitchen and they are talking about Liverpool.
Nick says "Do you know Penny Lane" and Macca says "Know it, I fucking wrote it"
Or variations thereon.
An excellent reply, worth the clap but I refer the right honourable gentleman to this thread? whistle:
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=16.0
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I had quite forgotten about this extraordinary website thingy until I accidentally went to it earlier. It essentially consists of illiterate idiots asking advice of other illiterate idiots about the most bizarre subjects. My favourite just seen is:
"My dog has had a miscarriage and now her belly has turned blue. What should I do?"
Go to the vet, dear?
See also: "What do you do in a skateboarding club?"
Good grief? noooo:
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I have become transfixed and depressed by its stupidity. Here's another:
50 maths questions and I need to get 70% for a pass how many do i need to get right?
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help! what should i do? this is really hard? In "Trying to Conceive " eeek:
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I have become transfixed and depressed by its stupidity. Here's another:
50 maths questions and I need to get 70% for a pass how many do i need to get right?
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Fan-bloody-tastic ;D
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help! what should i do? this is really hard? In "Trying to Conceive " eeek:
Oh dear what have you done Nick? It is addictive and I am dishing out advice left right and center. angel1 eveilgrin: evil: lol: spider:
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"I like to learn languages. Where can I study Caucasian?"
noooo:
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help! what should i do? this is really hard? In "Trying to Conceive " eeek:
Oh dear what have you done Nick? It is addictive and I am dishing out advice left right and center. angel1 eveilgrin: evil: lol: spider:
Me too eveilgrin:
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Ive just thought of a quick way to capture Raoul Moat?
They could put a newsflash on and tell him the people of Hackney are calling him a soft northern big girls blouse. He in turn will go down there and be shot himself 67 times before he had time to get his gun out of his bag.Should I suggest it to Chief Inspector Poodle hair?
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Ive just thought of a quick way to capture Raoul Moat?
They could put a newsflash on and tell him the people of Hackney are calling him a soft northern big girls blouse. He in turn will go down there and be shot himself 67 times before he had time to get his gun out of his bag.Should I suggest it to Chief Inspector Poodle hair?
Is your TV broken?
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Sixty years after the end of the Second World War, two Japanese veterans have reportedly emerged from the Philippines jungle
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In the Netherlands (Holland) what race are they?
I mean, I'm German and French mostly, and I know people speak Dutch in Netherlands, are they Germans or something?
whacky115
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
eeek:
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
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What did you reply? eveilgrin:
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I asked if the questioner was male or female eveilgrin:
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I m doin grad in philo bt want to knw...dat mba is good option or ma in english..?
i m doin grad in philosphy hons nd nw want to do mba ..bt dese days coz of lack of job options i m lil confused should i go fo ma ...in eng?so plz suggest me wats best fo me
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An MA in English, eh? rubschin:
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I m doin grad in philo bt want to knw...dat mba is good option or ma in english..?
i m doin grad in philosphy hons nd nw want to do mba ..bt dese days coz of lack of job options i m lil confused should i go fo ma ...in eng?so plz suggest me wats best fo me
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An MA in English, eh? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
eeek:
and makes great Tzatziki lol:
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
eeek:
and makes great Tzatziki lol:
is that before or after
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after of course ;)
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The voice of experience speaks razz:
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Luckily she was kitchen-averse while she was here... noooo:
Mind you, she wasn't too comfortable in the laundry room either come to think of it... or near the hoover... or duster... noooo:
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I m doin grad in philo bt want to knw...dat mba is good option or ma in english..?
i m doin grad in philosphy hons nd nw want to do mba ..bt dese days coz of lack of job options i m lil confused should i go fo ma ...in eng?so plz suggest me wats best fo me
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An MA in English, eh? rubschin:
A near certainty I should think ~ and I know just the skool once they have qualified!
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Luckily she was kitchen-averse while she was here... noooo:
Mind you, she wasn't too comfortable in the laundry room either come to think of it... or near the hoover... or duster... noooo:
She claims it's because your marigolds are too small for her hands.
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I was on HOLIDAY 8)
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As a guest!
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Exactomondo...it would have been positively rude to go rooting through cupboards and stuff angel1
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What type of panties are most popular among your friends? (http://What type of panties are most popular among your friends?)
eeek:
I feel a poll coming on.........
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Is it safe to masturbate with a cucumber?
I kind of want to try it. There are a couple big ones in the kitchen that my mom got at the store that would be perfect for it but I want to know if it's safe to do first. Advice?
eeek:
This is the problem with our education system. They teach them you have to put condoms on bananas so they are bound to worry about fruit and veg in general. noooo:
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A propos of fruit and veg and sweet FA, apparently carrots are now fruit eeek:
Something to do with EU regs and the Portuguese and what they do with carrots noooo:
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Exactomondo...it would have been positively rude to go rooting through cupboards and stuff apart from to drag out vast amounts of voddy, chocolate and Quavers angel1
noooo:
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A propos of fruit and veg and sweet FA, apparently carrots are now fruit eeek:
Something to do with EU regs and the Portuguese and what they do with carrots noooo:
I was always taught that if it has seed within it then it is a fruit. If the seed grows outside then it is a vegetable. Carrots therefore are vegetables and bollox to the EU.
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yeah but... strawberries?
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yeah but... strawberries?
Have seeds within them thus are fruit ~ As are cucumbers
Yes I know one normally propagates strawberries from "Runners" but that can be done with currant bushes too
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This is the problem with our education system. They teach them you have to put condoms on bananas so they are bound to worry about fruit and veg in general. noooo:
And raise expectations.....I mean 5 a day noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Traveling Abroad with my new Goldfish...Can it be done?
whacky115
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Yes...credit cards are accepted in most countries these days ::)
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What is your favourite Biblical massacre?
scared2:
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Yes...credit cards are accepted in most countries these days ::)
drumroll:
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With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
noooo:
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With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
noooo:
happy001
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It's terribly addictive redface:
HELP me and my husband are having trouble getting pregnant?
eeek:
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It's terribly addictive redface:
HELP me and my husband are having trouble getting pregnant?
eeek:
You need to go cold turkey Nick.... noooo:
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I will. Soon.
Can you claim birth control pills purchased for your girlfriend's use towards your tax?
rubschin:
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I will. Soon.
Can you claim birth control pills purchased for your girlfriend's use towards your tax?
rubschin:
Get out now Nick... while you can still control it.... scared2:
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It's terribly addictive redface:
HELP me and my husband are having trouble getting pregnant?
eeek:
I replied: I don't think it's biologically possible for your husband to get pregnant. angel1
Someone has just replied saying that I am wrong and not to listen to me. eeek:
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Your internet reputation is very widespread I see lol:
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Can someone spontaneously combust when they have a high blood alcohol content?
rubschin:
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We've lost Nick to the dark side.... noooo:
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I am not ginger cussing:
Oh redface:
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I am not ginger cussing:
Oh redface:
point:
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Why are there so many moisturisers aimed at women?
And if a man uses them will it have the same affect? Are they designed for women's skin?
Your Answer:
You mean "effect". Women have a tendency to dry out and, if left alone, would turn to dust in a matter of weeks. They must buy oils to prevent them from disintegrating.
angel1
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Come away child, come away....
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He's lost to us now.....it's just like Poltergeist when the girl goes into the light scared2:
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I'm very tempted to go and have a look at Yahoo Answers .... but then again ...
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He's lost to us now.....it's just like Poltergeist when the girl goes into the light scared2:
He's gone... sad24:
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I'm very tempted to go and have a look at Yahoo Answers .... but then again ...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oh but you should, it's such fun...
What is she doing really?
I saw a suspected lesbian checking out another girl she was behind her looking at her body. I saw the girl she was checking out first then she knew the suspected lesbian was checking her out. Then two days later the suspected lesbian did the same thing to me? Why?
You can mess with so many minds. Sinister:
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What birth control that you can take to make your boobs get bigger?
I have to go on birth control soon and someone told me by going on birth control can make your boobs grow, is this true? If so, what birth control is that?
What should we tell her? eveilgrin:
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What birth control that you can take to make your boobs get bigger?
I have to go on birth control soon and someone told me by going on birth control can make your boobs grow, is this true? If so, what birth control is that?
What should we tell her? eveilgrin:
How about "swallowing one condom with water, daily, will increase your boob size"
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What birth control that you can take to make your boobs get bigger?
I have to go on birth control soon and someone told me by going on birth control can make your boobs grow, is this true? If so, what birth control is that?
What should we tell her? eveilgrin:
Tell her it's safe to use the withdrawal method. If her partner believes her she will have the biggest boob to deal with lol:
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Bad bad gerls noooo:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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We've lost Nick to the dark side.... noooo:
CF?
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We've lost Nick to the dark side.... noooo:
CF?
Darker.... lol:
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Which one is better stimming veggies or cocking in the macrowave?
eeek:
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Which one is better stimming veggies or cocking in the macrowave?
eeek:
rubschin:
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Which one is better stimming veggies or cocking in the macrowave?
eeek:
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Frb7mr.jpg&hash=725de1443657417756e2cfc1aaa4590c833ba9cb) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVrb7mr)
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" I shall cock zees only vonce. . ."
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Ketamine really scared me?
Right. so i thought i knew about drugs and everything. Ive done coke, weed, pills, mcat, aerosols, and done a substantial amount. so, me and a friend, on saturday night, got a gram of ket. i had quite a large line about 3 inches long that a lad racked up, id never been in his house before and trusted him. after snorting half of it, i didn't feel anything, so i snorted the rest. oh boy was that stupid. after about 10 minutes i went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror, i started to feel weird. my bestfriend who snorted hers before me, came in the bathroom and fainted to the floor. i helped carry her with the lad, but then i fell too, and was on the floor for at least half an hour, tripping, and then started throwing up chronically. that day, i had already drunk quite a lot, and smoked quite a lot of weed, so i was pretty ****** already. the lad said that i kept fighting the buzz and that's whhy i was being sick. apparently you also need to do it in an environment that you know, not some randomers house. how do i control it next time?
ps. its really different from other snorting drugs, it doesn't hit you straight away.
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Ketamine really scared me?
Right. so i thought i knew about drugs and everything. Ive done coke, weed, pills, mcat, aerosols, and done a substantial amount. so, me and a friend, on saturday night, got a gram of ket. i had quite a large line about 3 inches long that a lad racked up, id never been in his house before and trusted him. after snorting half of it, i didn't feel anything, so i snorted the rest. oh boy was that stupid. after about 10 minutes i went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror, i started to feel weird. my bestfriend who snorted hers before me, came in the bathroom and fainted to the floor. i helped carry her with the lad, but then i fell too, and was on the floor for at least half an hour, tripping, and then started throwing up chronically. that day, i had already drunk quite a lot, and smoked quite a lot of weed, so i was pretty ****** already. the lad said that i kept fighting the buzz and that's whhy i was being sick. apparently you also need to do it in an environment that you know, not some randomers house. how do i control it next time?
ps. its really different from other snorting drugs, it doesn't hit you straight away.
Did you mean to post that in the medical centre Miss C...? rubschin:
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noooo: Why would I it's a question from Yahoo answers. Maybe you could set up a sub category or two on this thread. whistle:
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Why would I, it's a question from Yahoo answers?
char048
Yes, of course Miss Charlie whistle:
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I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... rubschin:
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evil:
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Emma sets off at 12:00 it's a 15 minute journey to London what time will it be when she gets to London?
Sorry my homework is really hard today I have only managed to do one by myself.
I want to know how to work it out I don't want the answer other wise I haven't learnt anything.
Emma goes on a bus to London at 12:00 the bus driver tells her it will take 15 minutes to get to get there what time will it be by the time she gets to London.
noooo:
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Child has arrived home with a pair of soiled pants in party bag?
My 10 year old daughter went to her friends birthday party this afternoon, as far as I know it was just a small gathering of kids from the school, having something to eat and playing games. Anyway, I thanked her mother for having her round and when we got home we had a look through the party bag she brought back. It contained the usual things, a piece of cake, tacky toys ETC but there was also a size 16 pair of soiled underwear, like an absolute dollop of poo just stood there.
I'm unsure of how to handle the situation, should I take it up with the childs mother?
I advised her to post them back. Was that bad and wrong of me?
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Is it normal for my boyfriend to urinate standing up?
Whenever I enter the bathroom while he is urinating, I see that he is standing up. How is this possible?
noooo:
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I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... rubschin:
So instead of falling off a roof you are going to slip of a toilet seat whistle:
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I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... rubschin:
So instead of falling off a roof you are going to slip of a toilet seat whistle:
doh:
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I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... rubschin:
Use WD40 instead, it gives them nosebleeds so you can tell who's been doing it.
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How do you tell if you have premature Ejeculation?
Was it bad and wrong of me to answer, "Wait for her to complain"? redface:
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I would say that is the right answer.
One man's premature is another woman's "Thank God that's over". whistle:
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I defer to your greater experience whistle:
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I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... rubschin:
Use WD40 instead, it gives them nosebleeds so you can tell who's been doing it.
rubschin:
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I defer to your greater experience whistle:
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Is there any way to get from warrington to essex without getting on the motoway?
i want to get a moped but i am at uni in essex and my home town is warrington its near manchester is there any way to get to essex from warrington or the other way round without using the motorways.
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Is there any way to get from warrington to essex without getting on the motoway?
i want to get a moped but i am at uni in essex and my home town is warrington its near manchester is there any way to get to essex from warrington or the other way round without using the motorways.
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rubschin: It's possible ~ put the Moped on the train.
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In a western society, what is the price of blood per litre?
Im in Romania
scared2:
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Ok im back my iguana has not died ive been force feeding it with a spoon iguana food?
and it looks sad like always but it has not died so i think it looks better she has mbd and has her swollen leg i cant take it to the vet cuz its $$$ the iguana just cost 30 bucks i feel bad but what cant i do if i was rich i would take it but im not so what u guys think should i keep on force feeding it iguana food until it can eat on its own she is 12 inches long like 8 months she has a powersun light bulb 100 watt oh and im putting calcuim in the food so what u guys think i should do well if it dies im never getting an iguana or any other animal its hard to keep them the only reason she got like this its cuz i did not have a uvb light poor thing one more thing is her leg going back to normal if she gets better or what thank you for your answers
whacky115
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When having sex and girl starts queefing? serious question?
i was having sex with a girl that had a kid and obviously it is going to be bigger after giving birth, but what is the etiquette when it starts? do i stop? different motion to try and make it stop? or keep going? mature answers please. and i am sorry about the word queefing it is the only term i know
scared2:
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How can I get my husband to dress like a pirate so we can get intimate?
It's been a year and a half you would think he'd be desperate.[/quote
whacky115
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Stop it Nick -this is bad and wrong.... scared2:
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BM is worried you might come across one of his questions point:
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Where do I spit when I give someone a bj
In Etiquette -
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Never spit ~ swallow ~ you'll soon get used to the taste
Well strictly speaking that is bad advice cos if it's already in your mouth you know what it tastes like, since your taste buds are on your tongue, so what's the harm in swallowing?
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How can I get my husband to dress like a pirate so we can get intimate?
It's been a year and a half you would think he'd be desperate.[/quote
whacky115
Simples...tell him you have some buried treasure ;)
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Did ancient chariot races have pit crews?
rubschin:
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Don't you stop for a lunch break like rubschin:
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Iam unable to pass mechdonalds, online test , can any one help me ? i want to work in Mechdonalds,?
noooo:
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Why is liver important?
Was it bad and wrong of me to post: http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html (http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html)?
redface:
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lol: lol:
Just right on so many levels.
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Why is liver important?
Was it bad and wrong of me to post: http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html (http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html)?
redface:
No. Quite right razz: They were cocking up cooking liver on Celeb Masterchef last night.
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Why is liver important?
Was it bad and wrong of me to post: http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html (http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html)?
redface:
No. Quite right razz: They were cocking up cooking liver on Celeb Masterchef last night.
Loose livers. noooo:
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Why is liver important?
Was it bad and wrong of me to post: http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html (http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/popular-cuisines/british/calves-liver-and-bacon-with-onion-gravy-and-parsley-mash-recipe_p_1.html)?
redface:
No. Quite right razz: They were cocking up cooking liver on Celeb Masterchef last night.
It was posted in the Medical section redface:
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It was DISGUSTEROUS sick2:
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It was DISGUSTEROUS sick2:
Particularly that actress bint who served it practically raw eeek:
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Can someone help me with my book? 10 points?
Okay, well I have all these book ideas but I'm not sure how I'm gonna put them into a plot.
Its basically all magic and sorcery etc.
Basically, there is a colony or training place for people capable of performing magic.
There is a boy, the main character, who goes to live with them. His parents don't understand or approve of him doing this.
I suggested she call him Harry. redface:
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basically that's a good idea.
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Would it be possible to keep wild boar as pets.?
WHo are these idiots?
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Funeral songs?! Any ideas?
My Grandad has been given this last week to live so we're kind of sorting funeral stuff.
I really want toi sing at his funeral but i don;'t know what? I like something that ISN'T opera.
Any ideas? x
I suggested she asked her Grandad redface:
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Funeral songs?! Any ideas?
My Grandad has been given this last week to live so we're kind of sorting funeral stuff.
I really want toi sing at his funeral but i don;'t know what? I like something that ISN'T opera.
Any ideas? x
I suggested she asked her Grandad redface:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A)
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Funeral songs?! Any ideas?
My Grandad has been given this last week to live so we're kind of sorting funeral stuff.
I really want toi sing at his funeral but i don;'t know what? I like something that ISN'T opera.
Any ideas? x
I suggested she asked her Grandad redface:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A)
happy001 happy001
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When your boyfriend is over do you feel comfortable enough to unlock your backdoor?
eeek:
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Could be a euphemism like. eyes:
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I didn't doubt it for a moment.
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How to make pizza or tomato sauce without garlic?
hi, i wanted to know how to make pizza sauce or tomatoe sauce without garlic because im allergic to garllic?please
noooo:
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Would it be possible to keep wild boar as pets.?
WHo are these idiots?
Dunno ~ what we do know is that you are the one talking to them. point:
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Do you have relationships with bread?
well i like bread, whole, white and cut crusty toasted breaded do you like bread what is your favourite type of bread do u have sexual relationships with bread do u enjoy it?? do you like the crust cut off? plzzz plzz plzz comment on my breadiness and your brediness. xplay your pantrees off.(:
Baguette anyone?
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I see you are now addicted noooo:
It's a whole different planet
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I am NOT addicted angry041:
I just thought I'd take a look. I chuckled at the misuse of the word pantrees tho' redface:
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On of my answers was deleted by Yahoo for not being appropriate. redface:
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Popcorn:
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Can't remember what I said they just sent me an email. whistle:
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COuldn't resist it redface:
What are the best things to do in Salt Lake City?
My wife and I will be in Salt Lake City for 3 days in the middle of September.
Any suggestions of what to do?
Thanks
Nicky
Your Answer:
Put on a little backpack and go from door to door trying to convert them to the Jehovah's Witnesses?
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We are in dorset area and our car is struggling to get up some steep hills could you advise whats the problem?
I have advised them to drive to Lincolnshire angel1
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COuldn't resist it redface:
What are the best things to do in Salt Lake City?
My wife and I will be in Salt Lake City for 3 days in the middle of September.
Any suggestions of what to do?
Thanks
Nicky
Your Answer:
Put on a little backpack and go from door to door trying to convert them to the Jehovah's Witnesses?
This is quite the wrong advice... Devil worship would be a far better option. eveilgrin:
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Women: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?
eeek:
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Women: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?
eeek:
Who posted that .................... A Klingon?
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Women: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?
eeek:
Who posted that .................... A Klingon?
drumroll:
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Women: do you like a guy with a mustache, goatee or other faecal hair?
eeek:
Who posted that .................... A Klingon?
drumroll: drumroll:
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What age will I start to like girls?
I am 13 years old my Birthday is in december .Like it says in the title. What age will I start to like girls? I have a few arm pit hairs but only like about 3 in 1 arm and 1 in the other. My voice has not broken yet. Everyone in my class all have like girlfriends but I am just not intrested in girls at all yet. I do not even fancy girls of the TV. I once had a girl friend that my mate had forced me. She kissed me with her tung and afterwards I felt sick. I am more intrested with my games and intrestes. and also I have Asperger Syndrom I do not know if that has anything to do with it?
happy100 happy100
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What's your favorite Korean junk food snack?
And what does it taste like?
Nicky
Your Answer:
Hot Dog. (Spaniels are best, yumster)
redface:
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Question is:
What is the best wine to serve with pot noodles?
shutup:
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Question is:
What is the best wine to serve with pot noodles?
shutup:
I can pour you a glass of Cabernet, I have a bottle open. ;D
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Here's one for MissD to advise on ...
What is better for health drinking alot of beer or a shot of vodka?
I normaly drink once a weekend.
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Love triangle... please help!?
So my ex sent me this message last night:
Hey,
about our convo before.... No, i wouldnt change my mind about Jess if you changed. I loved you, and trusted you, when we were dating... but you asking me if I would change my mind if you changed, means that the person I loved back then, was not the real you..... Vanessa, when we were dating, you were the world to me, I never went to parties or anything just so I could talk to you...... I loved you, you were, and still are beautiful, but apparently it was not the true you... I realised, that Jess has never changed since when I first met her, she came to England as the funny American with the funny accent.... she had a great personality, and she was beautiful..... she hasnt changed at all, and she has always been there for me...... Vanessa, I have extremely strong feelings for her.... I love her, just as much as I loved you, but it wasnt you that i loved, it was the actress inside of you.... please Vanessa, if you ever had, or have feelings for me, you wont try and hurt her, or try and ruin this for me.... please Vanessa, let me find out if she is the one..... she let me have that chance with you..... please let me have the chance to find out if she is...... please Vanessa.... I'm begging you.....
Jess is a friend that moved from New York to England where she met this guy. They have been best friends for two years and he recently told her that he loves her.
We dated for a few weeks but we've never met in real life.
After he sent me this message, I agreed to leave them alone. He asked me to stay but not hurt Jess.
Do you think he really has feelings for her?
And do you think he's moved on from me?
Thanks!
eyes:Possibly sick2: Possibly eeek: Possibly....
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We dated for a few weeks but we've never met in real life.
shrugs:
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We dated for a few weeks but we've never met in real life.
shrugs:
rubschin:
It must be a young people thing. . .
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I see Miss D has signed up
I want to get drunk without a hangover, will boiling vodka and inhaling the vapors work?
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Do you have to sign up for this thing then ????
I don't need any advice about the best applications for vodka thank you very much whistle:
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How far apart is British and England?
I was once in British and once in England and I noticed the people there ( in both places) have identical accents. How far apart are they actually?
noooo:
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What is a good australian snake for a 5 year old?
eeek:
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How far apart is British and England?
I was once in British and once in England and I noticed the people there ( in both places) have identical accents. How far apart are they actually?
noooo:
There is a big gap between being English and being British evil:
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Am i consider inbredded?
my dad is brothers with my uncle right,, and my mom is the nise of my uncles wife, so am im inbreaded and would my cousins be considered kinda my siblings becuase we dont have diffrent blood line we have the same. you know my dad is brothers with my uncle and my mom is related to my aunt
NFN
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Are these people real (and aged over 5)?
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I fear so noooo:
I'm trying to right a book and need some help.
noooo:
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How far apart is British and England?
I was once in British and once in England and I noticed the people there ( in both places) have identical accents. How far apart are they actually?
noooo:
There is a big gap between being English and being British evil:
This, allegedly, is the new best seller in Inglish ::) ::) Paradise according to Katie Price eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FgOfj9.jpg&hash=e74473db329c55f9470b5323997f68f6fcfa6a97) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqgOfj9)
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Utter , utter, utter trash ...and the book noooo:
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DId she right it herself, like?
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DId she right it herself, like?
She self-righted after she capsized whistle:
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DId she right it herself, like?
::)
No she rote it....
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Prolly had the same problem that Paula Yates did
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz_XQQKNGVg&NR=1
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I've given my boyfriend an automaton concerning his anger
rubschin:
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I've given my boyfriend an automaton concerning his anger
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Famit.sahrawat.in%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2FC3PO-Robot.jpg&hash=b4471321a44fce5c9ca6c9180f2efe61ddd9bab4)
"Ey! Ey! Caarm down you"
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Do you think Nick Griffin ever goes out for a curry?
rubschin:
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Masturbating in a College Residence Hall?
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?
Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
eeek:
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Masturbating in a College Residence Hall?
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?
Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
eeek:
At least he worked out the "at night" bit without help.
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Masturbating in a College Residence Hall?
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?
Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
eeek:
At least he worked out the "at night" bit without help.
Would have been first thing in the morning for me.... redface:
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Masturbating in a College Residence Hall?
This is a serious question: How can a man masturbate, while living in a college residence hall (single dorm room); short of doing it in a public bathroom stall?
Doing it out the window, at night, seems like the most feasible option; but also the most risky.
eeek:
At least he worked out the "at night" bit without help.
Would have been first thing in the morning for me.... redface:
Gets that way as you get older ~ you wait until it's once a month, in a morning, before she's put her teeth in.
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Is this a Good or a Unpractical idea in case a 747, 777, etc. Air Plane is going to crash?
the pilot such be able to push a button that will detach the wings from the side of the Air Plane.
(to allow the parachutes to work since the engines in the wings are no longer pushing the plane forward).
and at the same time parachutes will pop out of the Air plane to slow down the plane and eventually land safely.
whacky115
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Tips for first time travelers to London?
Going to London for the first time in January 2011. Any suggestions?
My sisters and I are getting our Mom tix to London for her birthday. I am wondering what things she should know before arriving and any recommendations you could give me regarding transportation, money exchange (us citizens traveling from Puerto Rico), and places not to miss. She is a huge Beatles fan and were planning to book the Hard Days Night Hotel. Besides the Magical Mystery tour what other things should she see? She will be there for 8 days. How close is Buckingham Palace from Liverpool? How much money should she take? Thank you!!!
WHat can possibly go wrong? noooo:
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The level of ignorance in Americans about anything outside of the USof A never ceases to astound me.
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What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?
eeek:
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Reassure them it is not necessary ~ we hounds can manage to find our own way. whistle:
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Tips for first time travelers to London?
Going to London for the first time in January 2011. Any suggestions?
My sisters and I are getting our Mom tix to London for her birthday. I am wondering what things she should know before arriving and any recommendations you could give me regarding transportation, money exchange (us citizens traveling from Puerto Rico), and places not to miss. She is a huge Beatles fan and were planning to book the Hard Days Night Hotel. Besides the Magical Mystery tour what other things should she see? She will be there for 8 days. How close is Buckingham Palace from Liverpool? How much money should she take? Thank you!!!
WHat can possibly go wrong? noooo:
I trust you helped them with directions....? whistle:
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eveilgrin:
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Um in work now. It is 1:10 pm. I didn't sleep from yesterday and I have to be awake till 7 pm. edetha onEcup of coffe and two cups of NEscafe but I can't resist...I'm loosing my power...a3mel eh? A3MEEH EHHHHHHHHHH!
30 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer.
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@ Eman : ana badeha Freez bel kiwi now , eh r2yk? we kman baklm Customer mn Scotland.
@ I'm concerned: welcome baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
10 minutes ago
Mayar : matsm3esh klamo...
confused:
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Shrugs:
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Seriously ..what is wrong with these people noooo:
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Can i get internet abroad?
I am going on vacation to Europe. Do they have the internet there?
Banghead
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Can i get internet abroad?
I am going on vacation to Europe. Do they have the internet there?
Banghead
Bloody Yanks ~ I trust you reminded them who invented the damned internet.
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I am transfixed by the levels of stoopidity. It's open in the background and I just keep taking a peek. It never fails to deliver razz:
Here is one I just saw:
Are there any cities in South Africa?
noooo:
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How do Muslims "prove" they are Muslim in order to enter Mecca or Medina?
Was it bad and wrong of me to say "Wear a backpack"? angel1
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How do Muslims "prove" they are Muslim in order to enter Mecca or Medina?
Was it bad and wrong of me to say "Wear a backpack"? angel1
Not at all... eveilgrin:
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Very embarrased and guilty-Sex question?
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24. We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened. My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17. Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming. My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back. It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex. Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater. Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth. My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do
Popcorn:
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Very embarrased and guilty-Sex question?
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24. We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened. My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17. Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming. My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back. It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex. Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater. Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth. My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do
Popcorn:
Nick ~ This is getting sillier by the day.
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I am limiting my visits redface:
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Which of the following materials would not be a good choice for insulating against electric shock?
wood
glass
iron
I suggested experimentation, starting with iron eveilgrin:
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Very embarrased and guilty-Sex question?
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24. We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened. My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17. Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming. My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back. It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex. Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater. Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth. My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do
Popcorn:
Cut her nails obviously whistle:
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Or wear mittens rubschin:
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I won a holiday to Birmingham. What should I try to see?
It is for a weekend.
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They obviously need to visit the blue plaque to see where Miss D used to live whistle:
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They obviously need to visit the blue movie studio to see where Miss D used to live whistle:
whistle:
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Fiance is being asked to "dance" down the aisle at his friends wedding?
My fiance was asked to be the best man for one of his good friends upcoming wedding's. He was invited along with all the other wedding party to his friends house yesterday to discuss the wedding details. His friend asked the wedding party to do a "dance" down the aisle. They were all showed a youtube video of a wedding party dancing down the aisle to Chris Brown's "Forever." My fiance is stressed because he HATES dancing. I can barely get him to dance when we are out drinking. He was already stressing on the best man's speech, and now he has to learn a dance routine and the wedding is less than one month away. I personally think it's rude of his friend to ask of this especially knowing his best man would be quite uncomfortable. My fiance said all the guys in the wedding party were not happy about it but agreed to it because they want to keep the bride and groom happy. Would you ask your friends to do something that you know would make them uncomfortable, especially in front of 200+ people? I totally understand wanting to be original, but this is just off the wall. Do you think it's rude of them to ask this or do you think it's no big deal? Just curious.
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
eeek:
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
eeek:
He does look rather duskier than any German I have met. rubschin:
"Biracial" is an interesting term.
Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
eeek:
He does look rather duskier than any German I have met. rubschin:
"Biracial" is an interesting term.
Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?
Not that we condone racial stereotypes of course lol:
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Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?
My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/)
eeek:
He does look rather duskier than any German I have met. rubschin:
"Biracial" is an interesting term.
Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?
Not that we condone racial stereotypes of course lol:
Indeed not, quite abhorrent. noooo:
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Will my testacles explode?
I masturbate everyday for 2 weeks then I dont masturbate or ejaculate for 2 weeks - will this cause me problems? My penis gets sore so I give it a break. I have a lot of semen. Where does it go?
I suppose it depends where you point it.
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I advise out of the window, at night, Miss C
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I advise out of the window, at night, Miss C
And an old sock during the hours of daylight?
I will go and advise immediately. lol: lol:
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He has been duly advised. eveilgrin:
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Aren't you banned?
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Something to really get your teeth into ;D
Cauliflower cheese with fish....yes or no?
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sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Laydees, this one is definitely for you eyes:
I have recently bought some ann summers stockings and i was looking for a fastener of some kind for suspenders
but theres like nothing there :S
& im sure there stockings and not holdups
how the hell am i supposed to attach suspenders to them :S :S
And what's a colon S when it's at home? rubschin:
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angel1 Noo not me. I just had my reply deleted for contravening their rools.
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Laydees, this one is definitely for you eyes:
I have recently bought some ann summers stockings and i was looking for a fastener of some kind for suspenders
but theres like nothing there :S
& im sure there stockings and not holdups
how the hell am i supposed to attach suspenders to them :S :S
And what's a colon S when it's at home? rubschin:
Shrugs: Susssspenders for Hissing Sid?
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Naughty step and no cocoa for MissC noooo:
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How do you whiten the part of your eyes that are supposed to be white?
That part of my eye is slightly yellow/light brown and I wondered if there was a way to make them white without using any eye drops?
shutup: Bleach. It's just got to be bleach! Please, someone answer BLEACH! razz:
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Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
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How do you whiten the part of your eyes that are supposed to be white?
That part of my eye is slightly yellow/light brown and I wondered if there was a way to make them white without using any eye drops?
shutup: Bleach. It's just got to be bleach! Please, someone answer BLEACH! razz:
lol: lol: lol: lol: Oh I do hope so I will go and take a look.
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Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
happy100 happy100
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Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
Tits in a bikini ???
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Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
Tits in a bikini ???
We need pictures! eveilgrin:
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Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
Tits in a bikini ???
We need pictures! eveilgrin:
Miss C already posted one like
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Welcome to my fellow addicts. Off to bed. My whole lifeis gong tits up, so radio 4 beckons.
Tits in a bikini ???
We need pictures! eveilgrin:
Miss C already posted one like
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evil:
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Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
doh:
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Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
doh:
A: Make sure the pathetic mongs don't breed.... lol:
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What hurts more? Losing your virginity standing or lying down? Reasons included please :)?
eeek:
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Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
doh:
A: Make sure the pathetic mongs don't breed.... lol:
Count your blessings, it will be a cheap wedding.. ::)
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What hurts more? Losing your virginity standing or lying down? Reasons included please :)?
eeek:
Under Bournemouth Pier ~ that's what hurts the most ~ that bloody sand gets everwhere. OK if you're Pinocchio I suppose but not for me.
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?
eeek:
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?
eeek:
Business opportunity for your mate? rubschin:
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?
eeek:
Business opportunity for your mate? rubschin:
I thought that! ;D
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He'll be up half the night decorating the bloody thing. Have you any Weathershield left like
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He'll be up half the night decorating the bloody thing. Have you any Weathershield left like
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I haven't started with the Weathershield yet... not sure what roller to use.... noooo:
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Are you allowed potatoes in your suitcase?!?
Flying from dublin airport
whacky115
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Are you allowed potatoes in your suitcase?!?
Flying from dublin airport
whacky115
Wot else would you bring from Dublin as a souvenir... a bit of peat...? Shrugs:
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I brought a piece of rock back like. As a souvenir of the explosion, like.
Anyhoo:
Is Japan in North or West Africa..v.confused?
noooo:
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How do I drive from Boston to Paris?
I'm in Boston and I really need to get to Paris, France. I only want to get there driving in my car. I don't want to use any other means of transportation. I don't want to take any planes, trains, boats, or ferries. I've been looking at maps but I can't find any highways that go from Boston to Paris. Are there any?
rubschin:
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How do I drive from Boston to Paris?
I'm in Boston and I really need to get to Paris, France. I only want to get there driving in my car. I don't want to use any other means of transportation. I don't want to take any planes, trains, boats, or ferries. I've been looking at maps but I can't find any highways that go from Boston to Paris. Are there any?
rubschin:
I could direct them from Boston to Paris Texas if that would help.
Honestly the insularity and ignorance of the majority of Yanks never ceases to amaze me.
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If diamond is such a strong substance why don't people make hammers out of it?
doh:
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I would like to start a lost ferrets home. I need to know all the details about opening, running, how, who?
whacky115
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What jobs are there working with animals other than a vet?
Was it bad and wrong of me to say "Lion tamer"? redface:
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Can sumone help me with this problem?
ok. soo i got a silk press. then i got home wrapped it. went tu bed later that night. woke up un wrapped hair. then my mom put heat on it for me. really wuznt supposed tu but i didnt know. then i took a bath (because i wuz tld to at the hair salon). i wrapped my hair without a scarf. and when i got out i noticed that sum of my ends had curled back up. so i went over with heat again. little did i notice that i burnt sum of my hair. not all but sum at the ends. i jst got a trim the day b4 so i dont want to cut it again until it grows out. and my ends aren't even breaking. oh nd i am natural. nd i can tell because it is alot poofy than the daay b4. soo do you thnkthe best thng for me would b to wash it with a sulfate free shampoo, deep condition, and leave in conditioner. my hair is still straight jst lil burnt ends in sum places and poofy. so ca anyone help me. my mom wants to straighten it again aftr i wash nd deep cond but will this make it more damged?
confused:
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Happens all the time noooo:
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I'm sure you are right.
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Is it the same time in all countries all over the world?
Banghead
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Is it the same time in all countries all over the world?
Banghead
Please tell me you said yes, playing with their minds is just sooo much fun. eveilgrin:
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There are some fabulously stupid people about. ONe guy earlier was asking how to catch a bus FFS!
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Very large butterfly net?
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Which hotel to choose in Madrid ?
Me and my friends are going to Barcelona for 2 nights, we prefer a hotel which is close to Night Clubs, shopping, tourist spots, beach, Could you please suggest me which Hotel to choose,
noooo:
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Yanks just don't do Geography noooo:
I am amazed that they even know the two cities are in the same country ..... even if they are over 300 miles apart.
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I'm 22 years old and I want to travel, see the US/world on my own
Would I be aloud to do this by foot mostly?
By foot? eeek:
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I'm 22 years old and I want to travel, see the US/world on my own
Would I be aloud to do this by foot mostly?
By foot? eeek:
Loudly???????? ::)
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We are surrounded by idiots!
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We are surrounded by idiots!
Ain't that the truth! ;D
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Is it possible to grow a plant in a fridge?
whacky115
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Yes. Mold! Does that qualify? razz:
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Yes. Mold! Does that qualify? razz:
whistle:
Mold (Welsh: Yr Wyddgrug) is a town in Flintshire, North Wales, on the River Alyn. It is the administrative seat of Flintshire County Council, and was also the county town of Clwyd from 1974 to 1996. According to the 2001 UK Census, it has a population of 9,568
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Boo hoo sad24:
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eejit! That's Mould
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eejit! That's Mould
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Didn't he shoot himself, like?
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I've spent a lifetime with the word mould as a forming cavity, 2-part, 3-part, release angles, injection type, compression type, etc etc. I prefer to use mold for fungus, and yes, I know it's the American spelling but I can live with it surrender:
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I know it's the American spelling
And the sheep-botherers as well of course
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I know it's the American spelling
And the sheep-botherers as well of course
Oi Turnip 'ead! ~ I was born just down the road from your place evil:
My position in Wales is purely missionary
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eejit! That's Mould
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That's Ted MOULT cloud9:
Not MOULD
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What are some good cream to remove hairy legs?
shutup:
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When I am plagued by spiders I just pull their legs off. eveilgrin:
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When really WAS the "Victorian Era"?
doh:
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How many calories are there in bbq placenta?
eeek:
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Can i work as a flight attendant with my cat?!!?
i really wanna be a flight attendant but i don't want to let go of my cat ...
can it travel with me in it's bag with my other bag on the same plane ??
noooo:
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
rubschin:
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How many hours do you spend on there Nick?
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I limit myself to two visits a day redface:
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I limit myself to two visits a day redface:
Each lasting 12 hours...
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Where to eat in Berlin ?
Hi,
I am going with my girlfriend to Berlin tomorrow & we will be staying up to tuesday. I was wondering where best to eat in Berlin ? I didnt want to end up in some of those tourist restaurants that have tourist food which taste nothing :-P
I am looking for local German food like Donner Kebab, pizza's ect.
The yoof of today? noooo:
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My partners Horn is not working. How can he fix it?
shutup:
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Where to eat in Berlin ?
Hi,
I am going with my girlfriend to Berlin tomorrow & we will be staying up to tuesday. I was wondering where best to eat in Berlin ? I didnt want to end up in some of those tourist restaurants that have tourist food which taste nothing :-P
I am looking for local German food like Donner Kebab, pizza's ect.
The yoof of today? noooo:
Yeah! The yoof of today eh? ~ Fancy not knowing that it is etc.
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Y cant i eat in front of ppl?
in school i just cant eat in front of guys. i feel like ill look like a fatty and a slob but ik i wont i just feel like it. so today was the first day of school (and probably the worst first day of school i have ever had but were not going to talk about that now) and i was rly nervous and i had a lot of anxiety. i got full bangs and everyone says i should keep them and they look so cute even a few guys said it looked good but that was barley a confidence boost. i just look down all the time and they moved our lunch to the middle of 6 period(ik wtf?) so im starving and i get to lunch but the anxiety was so bad i couldnt even eat i only ate half a piece of bread! how do i chill out when it comes to eating in front of guys!?!?!?!?
noooo:
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Weird! Doesn't anyone have a normal childhood any more?
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My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
eeek:
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My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
eeek:
Hide the willy Nick - last chance before the big day.... noooo:
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My daughter is having a civil ceremony next april. We are having a butlins weekend away for her hen party.?
can anyone give us some ideas for games ect that will make it unique. The normal willy thing is out of the question.
eeek:
Civil ceremony eh? rubschin:
Tipping the velvet then.
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Tipping the sack cloth me thinks if it is being done on a budget.
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Tipping the sack cloth me thinks if it is being done on a budget.
lol: lol: lol:
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How can i legally get married to my mother-in-law?
My wife just died recently in a car accident and i really missed her a lot, her mother is the only person that looks almost like her except shes older. Sometimes i mistaken her as my wife and even tried to make her sleep with me.
eeek:
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:lalalala
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How can i legally get married to my mother-in-law?
My wife just died recently in a car accident and i really missed her a lot, her mother is the only person that looks almost like her except shes older. Sometimes i mistaken her as my wife and even tried to make her sleep with me.
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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What part of the UK do the easiest women live?
Im sure that is not London and maybe instead of using the term easy, i should use the term more open to have sex. 10 points for the best answer.
4 hours ago - 4 days left to answer.
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Have a w@nk lad ~ it's cheaper. whistle:
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Will my laptop still work properly, if i detach its screen?
rubschin:
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Ive got 8 sausages what can i do with them ?
shutup:
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Where can I learn the 'crouching tiger, hidden penis' sex move?
eeek:
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Can u have a pet armadillo in the uk?
if u can, how much do they cost? thanx :) x
noooo:
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Where can I learn the 'crouching tiger, hidden penis' sex move?
eeek:
You could always try the local zoo, as a bonus you will also learn the Chewing Tiger Severed Penis move whistle:
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Please answer, no one is answering, Is "C" Grade for A level Statistics good?
rubschin:
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Please answer, no one is answering, Is "C" Grade for A level Statistics good?
rubschin:
On average, No.
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What would happen if I put a ball of paper into the microwave?
I need to dispose of some paper without anyone seeing it. Ever. So that means I cannot put it into the bin or throw it over the fence just in case.
So will it just make it go black and unrecognizable? Or will it catch fire? Is it safe? What will happen?
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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I have a coracle.
Can my normal doctor treat it or do I have to go to a special clinic?
eeek:
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Fear not BM, I have a corkscrew which will soon sort you out angel1
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evil:
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My sister has a phobia of bananas, is there anyone out there who has it too?
my sister cannot touch bananas she thinks they are disgusting, if anyone trys to make her touch a banana she has a panic attack... does anyone else have this?
whacky115
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My sister has a phobia of bananas, is there anyone out there who has it too?
my sister cannot touch bananas she thinks they are disgusting, if anyone trys to make her touch a banana she has a panic attack... does anyone else have this?
whacky115
Musaphobia, brought on by excessive condom-fitting practice at school. noooo:
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Who would win a fight between Naomi campbell and princess michael of kent?
whacky115
I'd pay to watch though.
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Who would win a fight between Naomi campbell and princess michael of kent?
whacky115
I'd pay to watch though.
Oh Nick, I was hoping beyond hope that you'd given up on this crazy obsession.... noooo:
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I pump my car tyres twice week and still loses some air..why is this? thanks?
The 2 rear tyres always go down after a few days so i have to keep pumping the tyres
i have already put a new rim, i have cleaned them at the garage and still get the problem.
Why is this?
could someone please help
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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If I buy a jacket I have to say whether I want a single or double breasted is it the same for a bra?
rubschin:
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I am a 16 year old girl. How can i have some one on one fun with my horse?
eeek:
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I am a 16 year old girl. How can i have some one on one fun with my horse?
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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NICK!
Move away from the keyboard, Keep your hands where we can see them. Now lay face down on the floor, still keeping your hands where we can see them.
It'll be OK, you'll only feel a little scratch from the needle and when you wake up everything will be much better.
whacky115
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NICK!
Move away from the keyboard, Keep your hands where we can see them. Now lay face down on the floor, still keeping your hands where we can see them.
It'll be OK, you'll only feel a little prick and when you wake up everything will be much better.
whacky115
eeek:
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Will BM be there then, like?
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Will BM be there then, like?
Scrubbing up as I type
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Well that won't take long whistle:
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What knickers are best to drum in?
i play drums and i get sore on my bum when it gets hot. whats the best thing to stop getting a sore bum when i'm play? an ex said i should wear normal boys tanga knickers for support. how can i stop being sore when i play? and whats the best thing to do after a gig? please help!
rubschin:
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whats the best thing to stop getting a sore bum when I'm play?
rubschin:
I'm sure they will receive lots of helpful advice whistle:
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Prolonged banging makes most people sore, or so I have been told. whistle:
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Can anyone recommend a reputable place to get my tattoo removed in the Bristol area?
shutup:
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Can anyone recommend a reputable place to get my tattoo removed in the Bristol area?
shutup:
Tittensor. Always raised a giggle when I drove through with the kids years ago
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Am I entitled to compensation?
I bought a top from a large retail shop at my local shopping centre. I wore the top out Friday night. All night the top was rubbing under my arm- it has elastic all around the top so it is constantly sitting under my arm. I kept pulling away from the sore all night but the elastic kept pulling it back.
I woke up in the morning and the top has rubbed away a layer of my skin leaving a huge red/blue sore area that was also weeping(sick). I am still unable to put my arm down to my side as it is still really really painful... I am really disgusted that a big shop has allowed this poorly designed top to be made/sold. Do you think I will be entitled to any compensation for all the pain I have been/ am still in? I live in Liverpool
Thanks
Yargh:
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Am I entitled to compensation?
I bought a top from a large retail shop at my local shopping centre. I wore the top out Friday night. All night the top was rubbing under my arm- it has elastic all around the top so it is constantly sitting under my arm. I kept pulling away from the sore all night but the elastic kept pulling it back.
I woke up in the morning and the top has rubbed away a layer of my skin leaving a huge red/blue sore area that was also weeping(sick). I am still unable to put my arm down to my side as it is still really really painful... I am really disgusted that a big shop has allowed this poorly designed top to be made/sold. Do you think I will be entitled to any compensation for all the pain I have been/ am still in? I live in Liverpool
Thanks
Yargh:
She may have a case if one of the X's in XXXXXXXL had rubbed off.
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Am I entitled to compensation?
I bought a top from a large retail shop at my local shopping centre. I wore the top out Friday night. All night the top was rubbing under my arm- it has elastic all around the top so it is constantly sitting under my arm. I kept pulling away from the sore all night but the elastic kept pulling it back.
I woke up in the morning and the top has rubbed away a layer of my skin leaving a huge red/blue sore area that was also weeping(sick). I am still unable to put my arm down to my side as it is still really really painful... I am really disgusted that a big shop has allowed this poorly designed top to be made/sold. Do you think I will be entitled to any compensation for all the pain I have been/ am still in? I live in Liverpool
Thanks
Yargh:
She may have a case if one of the X's in XXXXXXXL had rubbed off.
happy001
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I have two Mangoes; what can I do with them?
shutup:
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What bit shall i use in my horse for showjumping?
I suggested "Its legs"
redface:
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What bit shall i use in my horse for showjumping?
I suggested "Its legs"
redface:
drumroll: lol:
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Which european countries will experience autumn or spring during december 2010?
im thinking of going traveling. since i live in a country that's warm all year long, i wanna experience a different climate. no winter pls since i don't think i can handle too cold weather so yeah. helps are very much appreciated! :D
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Norway redface:
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Which european countries will experience autumn or spring during december 2010?
im thinking of going traveling. since i live in a country that's warm all year long, i wanna experience a different climate. no winter pls since i don't think i can handle too cold weather so yeah. helps are very much appreciated! :D
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Norway redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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Which european countries will experience autumn or spring during december 2010?
im thinking of going traveling. since i live in a country that's warm all year long, i wanna experience a different climate. no winter pls since i don't think i can handle too cold weather so yeah. helps are very much appreciated! :D
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Norway redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Freaking Yanks just have no idea do they. noooo:
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Would crisps in my pat launch make me fat?
I am curvy but i fancy crisps when i am in diet and can't have it. i only had in once but that's it. So would crisps everyday in my launch box make me fat?
noooo:
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English Perspective about a nun?
I was dating this girl for over two and a half years, like since high school, and she told me a few days ago that she wanted to become a nun.
I don't know much about catholic's or anything, but I thought you had to be a virgin to become a nun? But i know for SURE that she is not even kind of a virgin. We were together, but we had an understanding. I do my thing, she does her thing, but no kissing and we tell each other. My friend had a 3 way with her and this kid from school at this party last summer up in my parents bathroom. THAT doesn't seem like a very nunny thing to do does it? My fellow Americans have let me down in their responses. Maybe the great English could offer their thoughts.
My question is, if a girl wants to be a nun, can she have 3 ways with two other guys, one that isn't even me, in my parents bathroom and still become a nun, or do they do pre-nun tests?
eeek:
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She just has to say sorry doesn't she and then she can become a nun whistle:
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Has to be a novice first.
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Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
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scared:
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
redface:
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
redface:
Popcorn:
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
redface:
Popcorn:
I said she would be barred on aesthetic grounds and suggested she cut out the pies redface:
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
redface:
Popcorn:
I said she would be barred on aesthetic grounds and suggested she cut out the pies redface:
happy001
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Which was when they banned me cussing:
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Well you've had a good run.
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Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin rubschin:
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Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin rubschin:
Eh? Shrugs:
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Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin rubschin:
Eh? Shrugs:
I think she thought you meant her, not the other she. noooo:
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Has to be a novice first.
Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin rubschin:
Eh? Shrugs:
I think she thought you meant her, not the other she. noooo:
rubschin: Surely not. But you're right, I was referring to the 'she' in the Yahoo Answer
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Of course of course char048
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But if you type for a type must be on vacation in England is well outside a brothel if you do not know the peo?
Sorry, but I would try to find and English to write a check with the automatic translator. withdrawal, if possible, I, in fact children who are not 18 years should be advised that the city may, in this sense, as the type of aircraft, I think, if an accident or you think if I type in England comes out like a toilet or a casino if you like ask around more or less like what places are more tactical and is cool to go? many thanks if you answer type
whacky115
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WOT??
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Shrugs:
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Are there any donkey shows in Niagara Falls?
Strip clubs with girls and donkeys?
eeek:
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eeek: noooo:
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eeek: noooo:
Ignore him Miss C - it is the only way.... noooo:
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I will turn away from my computer then I won't be able to see what he is up to.
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I will turn away from my computer then I won't be able to see what he is up to.
Perfect!
I SAID PERFECT!
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lol: lol:
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Has any one had an experience with an arseole exploding on an areoplane?
eeek:
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Funny you should say that ... redface:
My tube of Non-Bio Travel Wash leaked on the flight out evil: Fortunately it was stowed in a plastic bag with all the other tubes and bits of medical / travel / toiletry stuff but they needed a good hose down in the cabin washroom surrender:
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Any, coff, battery operated appliances damaged?
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Any, coff, battery operated appliances damaged?
No. evil: They were in the bag labelled technology corner whistle:
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Has any one had an experience with an arseole exploding on an areoplane?
eeek:
I have known a few furious pilots ~ Do they count?
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I replied to it. I said, "Do you mean arsehole or aerosol?".
I got banned again surrender:
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Memo to BM:
We need to keep an eye on this member ~ he makes a habit of being banned from other sites! point:
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I replied to it. I said, "Do you mean arsehole or aerosol?".
I got banned again surrender:
They've never been to the Swedish pharmacy then lol:
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Remove top and push up bottom? whistle:
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"Sample our exotic sweat trolley"
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How do you say in German "to travel round Europe"?
I said, "Same as invade".
Banned again noooo:
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Why when taking photos women give better pose compare to men, we men just stand there like tree?
rubschin:
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Him sound like Red Indian in John Wayne Movie!
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Him sound like Red Indian in John Wayne Movie!
Chief Bouncing Flash say "Nikon, heap good".
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If they want to charge fat people for 2 plane seats why arent anorexic people given their seat for half price?
rubschin:
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What can I do in Thiruvananthapuram?
My suggestion "Play Scrabble" did not meet with official approval redface:
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happy001 happy001
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What can I do in Thiruvananthapuram?
My suggestion "Play Scrabble" did not meet with official approval redface:
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
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Banned again?
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Is it true that Hitler was assassinated before he killed himself?
doh:
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How long do you think it will be before Nick gets IP blocked lol:
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Some twit was on there earlier seeking advice about an appropriate Christmas card to send to her baby! eeek: The brat is 6 months old.
I suggested "edible".
More fooking trouble noooo:
Who are these twonks?
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Some twit was on there earlier seeking advice about an appropriate Christmas card to send to her baby! eeek: The brat is 6 months old.
I suggested "edible".
More fooking trouble noooo:
Who are these twonks?
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Some twit was on there earlier seeking advice about an appropriate Christmas card to send to her baby! eeek: The brat is 6 months old.
I suggested "edible".
More fooking trouble noooo:
Who are these twonks?
People like you...?
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Interview for Easyjet Cabin Crew?
I have an interview with easy jet tomorrow and am unsure what to expect. Has anyone been to one of these interviews or know what to expect?
Thanks :)
Helpfully, I suggested:
If they ask you if you mind being spray tanned in the corporate colours, say not at all. Everyone else did!
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Interview for Easyjet Cabin Crew?
I have an interview with easy jet tomorrow and am unsure what to expect. Has anyone been to one of these interviews or know what to expect?
Thanks :)
Helpfully, I suggested:
If they ask you if you mind being spray tanned in the corporate colours, say not at all. Everyone else did!
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
You should have suggested that they watch every episode of that 'Airline' programme (or whatever it is called) - then apply somewhere else...
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Over to you!!
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2)
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Over to you!!
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2)
Done! whistle:
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SO I see! Perhaps you can angel1 help with this one too
WILL I FIT ON AN AIRPLANE SEAT?
HELLO MY NAME IS ERICKA AND I AM HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I WILL FIT ON AN AIRPLANE. I AM 5'6 I WEIGH ABOUT 285 TO 290!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE GOTTEN ONTO AN AIRPLANE BEFORE. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME OUT AND PLEASE NO RUDE COMMENTS.
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SO I see! Perhaps you can angel1 help with this one too
WILL I FIT ON AN AIRPLANE SEAT?
HELLO MY NAME IS ERICKA AND I AM HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I WILL FIT ON AN AIRPLANE. I AM 5'6 I WEIGH ABOUT 285 TO 290!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE GOTTEN ONTO AN AIRPLANE BEFORE. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME OUT AND PLEASE NO RUDE COMMENTS.
Link please! whistle:
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Lazy bones!
I recommended liposuction angel1
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Lazy bones!
I recommended liposuction angel1
I couldn't find it! Shrugs:
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I recommended Liposuction
Lithuanian state airline?
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Yahoo! Answers: Your answer has been chosen as the best answer
happy001
Here (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101220103912AAKfZx2)
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Best answer of two eh, very impresive Barman worthy:
I see only one person voted too rubschin:
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Best answer of two eh, very impresive Barman worthy:
I see only one person voted too rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Nick prolly.... whistle:
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Foods from Portugal or Greenland?
We are having a themed new years party and each couple have to supply traditional bite sized food samples from differet countries. Can anyone give me ideas for food and drink from Portugal and Greenland?
I suggested buying a whale and stuffing it with shellfish redface:
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I'm 4'11". what are my chances of being a character in the walt disney world college program?
shutup:
SHould I say it? No I mustn't shutup:
I really really mustn't. shutup:
Damn, I said it redface:
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How were horses invented and who invented them?
whacky115
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How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
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How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
eeek:
Christus - you're as mad as he is.... noooo:
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How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.
His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.
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How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.
His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.
And you... whacky115
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How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.
His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.
And you... whacky115
::) Spoil sport. Get back behind the bar and give us a top up, it was the Sancerre, yes the expensive one ;)
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How about a unicorn laid some eggs, sat on them for 28 days as normal. After 28 days they hatched out but one of them did not have a horn. Hence the first horse was invented. whistle:
Very plausible MissC. I was thinking along the lines of ... Herr Diesel invented the diesel engine, Herr Wankel invented the Wankel engine, so it must have been Herr Horse who invented horse power.
His name, when inverted (Horse Herr) also gave rise to the practice of mattress stuffing, a little known fact I'll grant you.
And you... whacky115
::) Spoil sport. Get back behind the bar and give us a top up, it was the Sancerre, yes the expensive one ;)
We're out of that... I have some nice stuff from Lidl... whistle:
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Not that Austrian Anti-Freeze you bought a pallet load of? noooo:
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Not that Austrian Anti-Freeze you bought a pallet load of? noooo:
Um... no.... redface:
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Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week' ?
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Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week' ?
lol: lol: lol:
No, 'tis a huge stock of Pedro Jimenez I acquired today like... whistle:
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Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week' ?
lol: lol: lol:
No, 'tis a huge stock of Pedro Jimenez I acquired today like... whistle:
Hmmm, which vintage?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1neuvazc4%2FScreen_shot_2011_01_11_at_17_56_38.jpg&hash=329be2387e19a3497e1f94ab9f4ca833650a22ef) (http://postimage.org/image/1neuvazc4/)
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Is it that Blue Nun that Andrew Neil keeps banging on about on 'This Week' ?
lol: lol: lol:
No, 'tis a huge stock of Pedro Jimenez I acquired today like... whistle:
Hmmm, which vintage?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1neuvazc4%2FScreen_shot_2011_01_11_at_17_56_38.jpg&hash=329be2387e19a3497e1f94ab9f4ca833650a22ef) (http://postimage.org/image/1neuvazc4/)
From Chile... €2.99... redface:
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Oh go on then ::) But make it a large one lol:
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Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
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I have seen your flying buttress and it is scarey scared2:
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Mr Sharp-Stick, meet Mr Nick!
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evil: It might be scary and in need of a little attention here and there but on the whole it keeps me upright. cloud9:
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evil: It might be scary and in need of a little attention here and there but on the whole it keeps me upright. cloud9:
I'm pouring, I'm pouring! scared2:
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Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
Aah, "fortification". doh:
I misread it, I thought your new gaffe was a castle for a moment, I was gonna ask for pictures
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Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
Aah, "fortification". doh:
I misread it, I thought your new gaffe was a castle for a moment, I was gonna ask for pictures
lol: lol: lol:
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Make that two large ones I am in need of fortification. Anyone who mentions my crenelations and my huge flying buttress may well get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
Aah, "fortification". doh:
I misread it, I thought your new gaffe was a castle for a moment, I was gonna ask for pictures
It's a castlette, not sure if it should be named Cretin Towers or Creant Towers. I can feel a virtual house warming party coming on.
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What profession should i choose, help?
maybe a veterinarian. if i'm good at biology and chemistry, but not at physic and math.i would really like something included with animals, .. thanks
It would appear the "butcher" was not an acceptable answer redface:
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What profession should i choose, help?
maybe a veterinarian. if i'm good at biology and chemistry, but not at physic and math.i would really like something included with animals, .. thanks
It would appear the "butcher" was not an acceptable answer redface:
I thought you were bizzy? Shrugs:
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Not now you big mong, just all night
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Not now you big mong, just all night
All right, all right... keep yer ginger hair on... ::)
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cussing:
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Help, finding it very hard to come up with a catchy name for my new home based travel agency?
It seems "Get Lost" was not an acceptable answer redface:
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;D
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Since most questioners are American how about "The World Ends at the US Border" ::)
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Since most questioners are American how about "The World Ends at the US Border" ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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LADIES! If you were in a coma would you prefer your husband sleep with your unconscious body or another woman?
LADIES!
Let's say you are happily married...have an accident...and fall into a coma...days pass...months pass...YEARS pass...your lifeless body is on Life Support with no sign of a recovery...
Do you expect your husband to stand by your side? Would you allow him to start sleeping with other women? Or do you consent to your husband making-love to your unconscious body?
"Some of us have been doing that for years" appears to be an unacceptable answer redface:
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Oh dear.
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
whacky115
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Shrugs:
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
whacky115
I think I did once but it wasn't much fun as far as I can remember.
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?
eeek:
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?
eeek:
Tell them yes, you married the dog.
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?
eeek:
Tell them yes, you married the dog.
eeek:
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Traveling With: Washing Machine QUESTION?
I want to take a washing machine with me abroad to a foreign country. I want to know what circumstances i have to face and if i am allowed to do this.
Its 50cm's in height approx.
whacky115 whacky115
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I trust you told them it would not fit in the overhead locker razz:
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HELP!!!HOW TO MAKE HIM NOT WEAR CONDOM?!?!?
Okay so i want to give my boyfriend this because i dont want to have sex with him yet im honestly not ready to have sex and yes im a virgin:) but i still want him to get something with out wanting sex everytime i get this ***** goin..so yes i am sure i want to do this and we talk about having sex and im not ready and hes okay with that but everytime i get him on he goes home with a ***** so i feel bad and i dont just want to do this for him but i want to do it...last time we talked about it he said hes never gotten a ******* but hes going to wear a condom if i do to him because he does want to ejaculate on me and i honestly dont mind if he does ejaculate on me a little but i definitely dont want to be sucking on rubber..so i want to know how i can convince my boyfriend not to wear one please help and thank you:)
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HELP!!!HOW TO MAKE HIM NOT WEAR CONDOM?!?!?
Okay so i want to give my boyfriend this because i dont want to have sex with him yet im honestly not ready to have sex and yes im a virgin:) but i still want him to get something with out wanting sex everytime i get this ***** goin..so yes i am sure i want to do this and we talk about having sex and im not ready and hes okay with that but everytime i get him on he goes home with a ***** so i feel bad and i dont just want to do this for him but i want to do it...last time we talked about it he said hes never gotten a ******* but hes going to wear a condom if i do to him because he does want to ejaculate on me and i honestly dont mind if he does ejaculate on me a little but i definitely dont want to be sucking on rubber..so i want to know how i can convince my boyfriend not to wear one please help and thank you:)
Oh Miss C - you're very mixed-up aren't you...? happy100
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Once, for strictly professional reasons, I read the Agony Columns in girls' teen magazines. Honest.
One question was: "What is a penis made of?"
rubschin:
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What if your fiance say's she wants to wait till we're married to have sex, after we already had sex?
whacky115
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Once, for strictly professional reasons, I read the Agony Columns in girls' teen magazines. Honest.
One question was: "What is a penis made of?"
rubschin:
Marshmallow rubschin:
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Only BM's noooo:
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Popping Candy then rubschin:
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Popping Candy then rubschin:
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I gave some of that to my dog once, she went a bit mental jumping around but not as mental as when I gave her a golf ball and having chewed the casing of the elastic started pinging in her mouth. She kept going back for more.
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That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?
We lived by a golf course redface:
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Latex
The first golf balls had feathers in them but most modern ones have latex or cork.
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That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?
We lived by a golf course redface:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
So did we! Which hole?
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The 19th?
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That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?
We lived by a golf course redface:
I lived by a golf course in South Wales. This one in fact.
http://www.dpgc.co.uk/
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Some of us seem to have something in common scared2:
@ Snoopy: No the 4th angel1
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Some of us seem to have something in common scared2:
@ Snoopy: No the 4th angel1
I use to live 100yds from the 12th hole on Swinton Park golf club eeek:
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http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/ (http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/)
Here.
They were crap but really up themselves. ::)
We got broken windows a lot.
I used to go up there on a Saturday with a bucket of golf balls and flog them back at 2/6d each angel1
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I have been banned from Yahoo Answers. They don't like it up them, like noooo:
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They don't know that you are AKA Mr Toad though do they? I suggest that you really start messing with their minds now. eveilgrin:
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rubschin:
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They don't know that you are AKA Mr Toad though do they? I suggest that you really start messing with their minds now. eveilgrin:
I think he's messed with their minds enough don't you...? noooo:
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I think it was the wumman who was having trouble booking he Eurostar from Doncaster to Seville that did me in noooo:
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I think it was the wumman who was having trouble booking he Eurostar from Doncaster to Seville that did me in noooo:
happy001
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I was only trying to be helpful, like Shrugs:
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Can someone help me put this in my own words?
whacky115
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im setting up a basketball team for Essex girls. I need a good name. Is Essex 69ers a good name?
shutup:
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im setting up a basketball team for Essex girls. I need a good name. Is Essex 69ers a good name?
shutup:
You could have replied 68ers... you suck mine and I owe you one. whistle:
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I joined The Sheffield Forum thinking that this would help my integration into society here. confused:
On a gardening thread I posted that I had just purchased some Purple Majesty seed potatoes. Flowergirl then asked 'what are they called please'. I think I might have set my expectations too high. noooo:
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Blessed are they that expecteth nowt for they shall not be disappointed.
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On a gardening thread I posted that I had just purchased some Purple Majesty seed potatoes.
Flowergirl then asked 'what are they called please'.
I hope you replied "Chips in their Jackets" whistle:
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PLEASE HELP I'm terrified to have sex with my Boyfriend because of this :(?
Okay...so some time ago, I heard about this story...it was this boy and this girl. They were both boyfriend and girlfriend, and they both loved eachother. Anyway, they had decided to have sex, so they did...Everything was going well, until (I'm actually shuddering whilst typing this) something went wrong, a muscle-tension or lock-up happened, and the boy's thighs criss-crossed around this girl's throat so tightly..that it killed her. They were not doing any weird positions and they weren't into any strangling games as it mentioned in the article. This was merely an accident.. Okay I have a MASSIVE phobia of suffocation/strangulation so just the thought of this is making me want to cry.Why do girls still have sex with boys if everytime they risk having a similar fate to that poor girl- who probably died in agony?! What if I did have sex and it happened to me? How would I escape from it? Can you escape from it? I never want to have sex..I just don't know how to tell my boyfriend about this. What can I do? :( everytime I even LOOK at a boys legs I shudder..Someone fricken' DIED between those. Out of all the ways to die I DO NOT want to die like that poor girl did..I'm absaloutely terrified..please help..
whacky115
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My teenage daughter walked in on us having sex?
ONLY MATURE COMMENTS PLEASE!
I feel slightly weird talking about this but i honestly don't know what to do?
Basically i have a teenage daughter who is 14 and last week we had the house to ourselves as we hardly ever do. My son was out with his mates and my daughter was at a sleepover with her mates, knowing we had the house to ourselves my husband wanted to act out one of his fantasies on me (which was very strong if you know what i mean) so i let him.
Not knowing that my daughter had come home as her best friend who was having the sleepover became ill and her parents sent everyone home. Me and my husband were in the living room and she walked in on us.
I have never been so mortified in my entire life.
My daughter is now refusing to talk to either of us and says she never will. Told us that we are disgusting and only animals behave like us, that we have now officially put her off boys for LIFE, and stated that she will never look at the same again.
Popcorn:
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lol: lol: lol:
All kids seem unaware that they wouldn't be here if not for the "GROSS" sexual activities of their parents.
I once asked the THW if she really though we found her under a gooseberry bush but she still maintains that for us to have sex is "Disgusting".
Meanwhile she is happy to screw her brains out at every opportunity but that is different apparently ..... She'll learn.
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I still want to know what they were caught doing redface:
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Nothing you would understand (or remember) happy100
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An Indian writes:
I want to start my travel agency . I dont know from where to book tickets , hotel and packages from.?
noooo:
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An American writes:
Last minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.
So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
noooo:
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An American writes:
Last minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.
So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
noooo:
You've posted that one before like.... ::)
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That was a different chap. This is another thicko
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That was a different chap. This is another thicko
Oh... rubschin:
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An American writes:
Last minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.
So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
noooo:
I'd be tempted to advise that all can be found in London using the postcodes ...
W = Wales
NW = North Wales
SE = Scotland East
SW = Scotland bordering Wales eveilgrin:
Oh, and Paris can be found in Soho. 69, Berwick Street, top floor flat whistle:
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An American writes:
Last minute 4-day trip to London. Tips?
Ok so we book some good hostels for our 1st and 4th day and we'll be taking off morning of the 5th day and money isn't really an issue.
So what can I do for 4 full days in London and possibly exploring the countryside, Wales, and a bit of Scotland and a side trip to Paris. Any advice. And where is Scotland? and Wales?
noooo:
I'd be tempted to advise that all can be found in London using the postcodes ...
W = Wales
NW = North Wales
SE = Scotland East
SW = Scotland bordering Wales eveilgrin:
Oh, and Paris can be found in Soho. 69, Berwick Street, top floor flat whistle:
eeek:
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Is there a quick technique for realistically painting rice pudding?
I think I am about to get banned again redface:
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Oh dear come over to the Sheffield Forum, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Mr C has just had a thread he started not 5 minutes ago about the £50.00 fine for poppy burning removed. He is just a tad grumpy. scared2:
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Mr C and I have now both been banned from The Sheffield Forum. He until tomorrow me until the 11th. We are distraught and may need compensation and counselling.
All I did was post a poll...
Are the mods muslim?
Yes.
No.
No just scared.
Shrugs:
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Tsk
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Mr C and I have now both been banned from The Sheffield Forum. He until tomorrow me until the 11th. We are distraught and may need compensation and counselling.
All I did was post a poll...
Are the mods muslim?
Yes.
No.
No just scared.
Shrugs:
So you come here where one wears a bucket on his head, one thinks he is a Beagle and the third is currently starring in "The Lady Vanishes"
Perfectly normal! razz:
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Where do the stars above Ireland go during the day?
whacky115
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Louis Walsh's place ????
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Mr C and I have now both been banned from The Sheffield Forum. He until tomorrow me until the 11th. We are distraught and may need compensation and counselling.
All I did was post a poll...
Are the mods muslim?
Yes.
No.
No just scared.
Shrugs:
So you come here where one wears a bucket on his head, one thinks he is a Beagle and the third is currently starring in "The Lady Vanishes"
Perfectly normal! razz:
Oh yes this is home from home. cloud9:
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Wayne Rooney asks:
Please some one help its mastastubration problem!!!?
I used to be a good footballer but when i started mastubration it becomes the reason my downfall in soccer. Its been two years since i have mastubrate. I cannot concentrate properly in the match. When someone pass me the ball i waste that pass and my dribbling and my the strength of my limbs and legs have also been decresed. I have lost my alertness,mentality and tatical awareness of the match. I used to be a very good sprinter but because of mastubration i haven lost my confidence,stamina, and my leg power. Please some one help me.
noooo:
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Wayne Rooney asks:
Please some one help its mastastubration problem!!!?
I used to be a good footballer but when i started mastubration it becomes the reason my downfall in soccer. Its been two years since i have mastubrate. I cannot concentrate properly in the match. When someone pass me the ball i waste that pass and my dribblingand my the strength of my limbs and legs have also been decresed. I have lost my alertness,mentality and tatical awareness of the match. I used to be a very good sprinter but because of mastubration i haven lost my confidence,stamina, and my leg power. Please some one help me.
noooo:
happy001 happy001
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Different customs when abroad?
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Different customs when abroad?
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
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happy001
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Different customs when abroad?
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
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happy001
Well, if god has seen her and not seen fit to strike her down with a lightening bolt she should be OK. angel1
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I fear she may be AMerican noooo:
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When it comes on TV there may be a lot of other people watching her "portion" eyes:
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When it comes on TV there may be a lot of other people watching her "portion" eyes:
lol:
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What's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek:
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What's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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What's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
The correct answer is "More than you can afford on your pocket money"
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What's the cheapest I could manage to build my own airplane?
It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just something that I can fly with 3-4 passengers across the atlantic ocean. How much will it cost to build this?
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
The correct answer is "More than you can afford on your pocket money"
More than Matron will let you spend?
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Different customs when abroad?
Hi, I'm 21 and a Junior in college. I'm a German major and currently studying abroad in Berlin for a semester. I have been working for 3 years as a part-time model, mostly for art photographers and small clothing boutiques (for their websites etc). I have done a few gigs while I'm here in Berlin. Last month I had an audition for a major German photoshoot. When I arrived, I was asked if I would be willing to let a local TV filmmaker film my interview/shoot/audition, because he was working on a program that was going to show what its really like, behind the scenes for a model etc. I both thought it would be fun, and good exposure---I figured even if I didn't get the big gig/photoshoot, being in the documentary would still be a good line on my resume. So I signed the release and let him follow me around filming me through the entire backstage process. He obviously got some shots of me undressed, etc but I didn't think anything of it. As a model you are used to having to change without too much privacy, etc etc, and I assumed that anything like that would be pixelated before it was put on TV (I guess that is the naive American in me because we ALWAYS pixilate in the USA). Well imagine my shock (and horror) today when I got an advanced DVD of the tv show, watched my portion, and see myself naked for God and everyone to see. I called the TV channel and was told I had "signed the release" granting access to document my entire audition and use it for the documentary. I guess, technically, they are right.....but I never imagined THIS when I agreed to all of this. Is there anything I can do? Either legally or socially? I'm really scared, and don't want this to show up on TV!
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happy001
Well, if god has seen her and not seen fit to strike her down with a lightening bolt she should be OK. angel1
SHe has received an answer
Following to German law you cannot as you have signed the agreement giving consent being enthusiastic. You should know that this can be used anywhere with wrong motives too hence would taken care while removing your pants ?
However you can submit the petition with special remarks that being new entrant never knew it about the reception of pixiled objects and should restrict to expose the nudity in the interest of civic society
It really is a different world in there noooo:
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Is it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?
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Is it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?
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An easy mistake to make ~ Most Australians are Pr*cks! happy001 happy001 happy001
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Is it true Australia was settled by prisoners as it was originally a penile settlement?
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An easy mistake to make ~ Most Australians are Pr*cks! happy001 happy001 happy001
happy088
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Her question
Ibiza Spain is the Island known for what?
My answer
In 654 BCE Phoenician settlers founded a port in the Balearic Islands, as Ibossim (from the Phoenician iboshim dedicated to the god of the music and dance Bes).[9] It was later known to Romans as "Ebusus". The Greeks, who came to Ibiza during the time of the Phoenicians, were the first to call the two islands of Ibiza and Formentera the Pityûssai (Πιτυοῦσσαι, "pine-covered islands"; a translation of the Phoenician name).[10] With the decline of Phoenicia after the Assyrian invasions, Ibiza came under the control of Carthage, also a former Phoenician colony. The island produced dye, salt, fish sauce (garum), and wool.
A shrine with offerings to the goddess Tanit was established in the cave at Es Culleram, and the rest of the Balearic Islands entered Eivissa's commercial orbit after 400 BC. Ibiza was a major trading post along the Mediterranean routes. Ibiza began establishing its own trading stations along the nearby Balearic island of Majorca such as Na Guardis, from which large quantities of renowned Balearic slingers were hired as mercenaries who fought for Carthage.
During the Second Punic War, the island was assaulted by the two Scipio brothers in 209 BC but remained loyal to Carthage. With Carthaginian military luck running out on the Iberian mainland, Ibiza was last used by the fleeing Carthaginian General Mago to gather supplies and men before sailing to Minorca and then to Liguria. Ibiza negotiated a favorable treaty with the Romans, which spared Ibiza from further destruction and allowed it to continue its Carthaginian-Punic institutions well into the Empire days, when it became an official Roman municipality. For this reason, Ibiza today offers excellent examples of late Carthaginian-Punic civilization. During the Roman Empire, the island became a quiet imperial outpost, removed from the important trading routes of the time.
It would appear that this was not what she was looking for Shrugs:
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Is the route from Rome to Ancona dangerous?
I'm about to travel to Italy and I heard that the route from rome to ancona is dangerous as you have to go through the Andes. If you know anything about it please tell me! Thank you!
noooo:
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I answered the daft Yank too eveilgrin:
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ANd she has now deleted the question eveilgrin:
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happy001 happy001
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What a team! smile: smile:
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Christ aren't Yanks dense.
I have just answered a dozen .... all as thick as pigsh*t.
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The thought of you two hunting as a pack really does not bear thinking about. I am just popping over to Yahoo Answers I may be gone a while.
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Is Deep Fried Insects available in Krabi? Is it widely available throughout krabi?
Thank you.
A food of wrongness? rubschin:
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If muslims had pubs like we do in Britain?
would they just sit around drinking and moaning and stop blowing things up and stoning people?
redface:
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redface: I have just been in there taking the p*ss too.
I am blaming a big boy called Nick for leading me astray.
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Which country in northern africa is a dictatorship?
i live in florida and my geography hw is on africa. one question is which country in northern africa is a dictatorship? plz help me
Banghead
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Which country in northern africa is a dictatorship?
i live in florida and my geography hw is on africa. one question is which country in northern africa is a dictatorship? plz help me
Banghead
noooo:
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Where can I meet firefighters in Perth, Western Australia?
Apparently "Set fire to your house and wait five minutes" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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lol: lol: Keyboard meet tea.
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Where can I meet firefighters in Perth, Western Australia?
Apparently "Set fire to your house and wait five minutes" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
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are there radioactive food in radioactive places in the restaurants selling radioactive food radioactive areas?
It seems that "Yes, eat there and save money on lighting" is not the right answer redface:
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are there radioactive food in radioactive places in the restaurants selling radioactive food radioactive areas?
It seems that "Yes, eat there and save money on lighting" is not the right answer redface:
nonono:
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?
rubschin:
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?
rubschin:
Answer: No, it has to be in cider.
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Naughty Pastis. nonono:
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?
rubschin:
Answer: No, it has to be in cider.
Oi thats my joke ... eeek:
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Good piece of lateral thinking though rubschin:
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Will Disneyland ask to see my child?
My son is 2.5, but he looks like hes 4. We will be staying at a hotel across the street and will be walking. My concern is that the time we plan on going is around my sons naptime and he probably will be asleep in his stroller. I put a blanket over the stroller to block sunlight, but when I go through the gates, will they ask to take a peep at him to verify his age? Hes tall for his age and his feet stuck out from the bottom.
Apparently "That is quite an unusual deformity" was not the right answer redface:
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How about "What's the point of taking a child to Disneyland when the child will be asleep and see nothing?"
Oh but of course they are Americans so they are going for the "Adults". ::)
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What is a powerful, dramatic song for me to walk down the aisle to?
It seems that Ride of the Valkyries is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Tony asks, "last year I had grubs or silk worm in my corn cobbs. what can i use/do to prevent them from destroying my corn this year?"
It seems that 'a flame thrower' was not an acceptable answer. redface:
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ? whistle:
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ? whistle:
A mong ..lol....
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ? whistle:
Starting a Sentence With And
In the 1700s it was perfectly acceptable to start sentences with a conjunction. And it is becoming increasingly prevalent again now. But why use a conjunction to start a sentence? There are many advantages:
It maintains an easy, conversational style.
It preserves a link between sentences, whilst still delivering in a short, punchy vein. (Great for on-line writing).
It reduces the need for long, wordy compound sentences.
It is not grammatically incorrect to start a sentence with 'or', 'and' or 'but', and never has been, although it used to be discouraged. Now, thanks to the advent of email, and the proliferation of blogs and other on-line resources, public acceptance is much more forthcoming.
Read more at Suite101: Grammar – Starting a Sentence With Or, And or But: Is it Acceptable to Use Conjunctions at the Beginning of Sentences? http://www.suite101.com/content/grammar-starting-a-sentence-with-or-and-or-but-a74404#ixzz1IlVi162V
A very old trendy person? whistle:
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Is the travel luggage weight same as the human weight ?
Sorry my Q sounds a bit weird lol I am trying to weight my travel bag as I am allowed only 23 kilo grams but I am not sure if that kilo grams equivelant to humans weight ? Or is it different? Can we use humans scale to weight the travel luggage and does it have to say 23 kg?
Banghead
noooo:
Anybody that uses 'lol' in a sentence is an mong....
And how about anybody who uses 'mong' in a sentence. Lol.
What kind of person thinks you can start a sentence with 'And' ? whistle:
Starting a Sentence With And
In the 1700s it was perfectly acceptable to start sentences with a conjunction. And it is becoming increasingly prevalent again now. But why use a conjunction to start a sentence? There are many advantages:
It maintains an easy, conversational style.
It preserves a link between sentences, whilst still delivering in a short, punchy vein. (Great for on-line writing).
It reduces the need for long, wordy compound sentences.
It is not grammatically incorrect to start a sentence with 'or', 'and' or 'but', and never has been, although it used to be discouraged. Now, thanks to the advent of email, and the proliferation of blogs and other on-line resources, public acceptance is much more forthcoming.
Read more at Suite101: Grammar – Starting a Sentence With Or, And or But: Is it Acceptable to Use Conjunctions at the Beginning of Sentences? http://www.suite101.com/content/grammar-starting-a-sentence-with-or-and-or-but-a74404#ixzz1IlVi162V
A very old trendy person? whistle:
Or a mong! point:
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lol
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lol
Mong2 point:
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Mangetout eeek:
This name calling really is getting personal noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Says potty mouth point:
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Mangetout eeek:
This name calling really is getting personal noooo: noooo: noooo:
drumroll:
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Mangetout eeek:
This name calling really is getting personal noooo: noooo: noooo:
That's just taking the peas ... redface:
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Any good tips for traveling?
So I'm travelling tomorrow night to San Francisco and then to LA and I really want some beauty tips, as I always breakout and feel super tired at planes.My eyes are always red and my hair has a lot of frizz. Any good tips?
It appears that "Put a bag over your head" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Any good tips for traveling?
So I'm travelling tomorrow night to San Francisco and then to LA and I really want some beauty tips, as I always breakout and feel super tired at planes.My eyes are always red and my hair has a lot of frizz. Any good tips?
It appears that "Put a bag over your head" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001
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When scientists visited Titanic in that sub thing, were there any survivors
noooo:
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Can someone help me & give me info on VISAS...here is my details?
I would like a visa please.
Here is my bank details:
Brendan Wills
Bendigo Bank Limited
Account Number: 126135326
BSB: 633000
Pin: 6182
thanks
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Can someone help me & give me info on VISAS...here is my details?
I would like a visa please.
Here is my bank details:
Brendan Wills
Bendigo Bank Limited
Account Number: 126135326
BSB: 633000
Pin: 6182
thanks
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I'm terrified of flying and will be flying next week. Please help.?
I have been afraid of flying for years, especially after the events of September 11th. I know flying is the safest form of travel, but I feel superstitious because I've had numerous nightmares about plane crashes. I have flown a few times, but never on a flight longer than 2 hours. Next week I will be taking four flights with a combination of 14 hours in the air. I am really scared and unable to calm my nerves. I know it is not based on logic but when I picture getting on a plane I am completely terrified. Any words of wisdom would help. I just feel like it's unnatural and I don't like giving up total control. I plane to take xanex to calm my nerves but I worry about freaking out since this flight is so much longer than I'm used to. Take off is the most difficult for me. I seem to be okay in the air altough this is much longer than I'm used to. Landing is actually very comforting because it's finally over.
It appears that "You are mistaken, landing can be VERY dangerous" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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I'm terrified of flying and will be flying next week. Please help.?
I have been afraid of flying for years, especially after the events of September 11th. I know flying is the safest form of travel, but I feel superstitious because I've had numerous nightmares about plane crashes. I have flown a few times, but never on a flight longer than 2 hours. Next week I will be taking four flights with a combination of 14 hours in the air. I am really scared and unable to calm my nerves. I know it is not based on logic but when I picture getting on a plane I am completely terrified. Any words of wisdom would help. I just feel like it's unnatural and I don't like giving up total control. I plane to take xanex to calm my nerves but I worry about freaking out since this flight is so much longer than I'm used to. Take off is the most difficult for me. I seem to be okay in the air altough this is much longer than I'm used to. Landing is actually very comforting because it's finally over.
It appears that "You are mistaken, landing can be VERY dangerous" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol: lol: eveilgrin:
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I want to make a scrapbook of EVERYTHING pertaining to my wedding, is it possible to collect a lock of hymen?
This day is special to me. I think of it like how new mothers would think of taking their baby to get it's first haircut---they sometimes get a lock of hair and keep it.
Can I get a lock of hymen and keep it..Has anyone ever done this?
whacky115
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I want to make a scrapbook of EVERYTHING pertaining to my wedding, is it possible to collect a lock of hymen?
This day is special to me. I think of it like how new mothers would think of taking their baby to get it's first haircut---they sometimes get a lock of hair and keep it.
Can I get a lock of hymen and keep it..Has anyone ever done this?
whacky115
eeek: whacky115 happy001 happy001
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FFS Don't they teach biology in the US?
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
angel1
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
angel1
lol: lol: lol:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
angel1
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
angel1
Words failed you eh Miss C?
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Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?
whacky115
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Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?
whacky115
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Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?
whacky115
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lol: lol: lol: ;)
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Does morse code count as a foreign language on college and job applications?
whacky115
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rubschin: Can't get the dot in the right place so the answer is:
dash dot / dash dash dash
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Understood though.
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudvZH1MTYEEa3aYJhJvhZ4gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110413083301AAZPOIb)
angel1
Words failed you eh Miss C?
I fear that they must have done Snoops, it's so long ago now I can't remember anyway. redface: noooo:
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LL writes:
I heard fart noises when my hubby was in the toilet and am not attracted to him as i was before?
is it mean to feel thise way?
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::)
LL doesn't just hear them when I'm in the toilet... redface:
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::)
LL doesn't just hear them when I'm in the toilet... redface:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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::)
LL doesn't just hear them when I'm in the toilet... redface:
I think you mean LL doesn't ONLY hear them when I am in the toilet
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SHe can hear you too eeek: noooo:
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DOLT! angry041:
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I'll try again
I think he means that LL doesn't hear them only when he is in the toilet.
Oh I give up! Banghead
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SHe can hear you too eeek: noooo:
LL either has very good hearing or.... eeek:
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SHe can hear you too eeek: noooo:
LL either has very good hearing or.... eeek:
......... BM blames the hound!
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Broad shoulders. smile:
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SHe can hear you too eeek: noooo:
LL either has very good hearing or.... eeek:
......... BM blames the hound!
whistle:
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?
Hi, im bryon.
My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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( i dont mean considerd a female just shes not in her well pants.)
whacky115
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?
Hi, im bryon.
My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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( i dont mean considerd a female just shes not in her well pants.)
whacky115
I'd answer:
"Bryon,
This could well have all started when she / he found out you were called Bryon. Change your name to Brian, proper like, and see how it goes"
happy088
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Throwing a wedding for some horses. Ideas?
No, you read the title correctly.
My friend is throwing a birthday party for her female miniature horse (Miand) and will later have a wedding for Miand & Shadow, her fiance.
I understand how you are all probably rather confused, but we are just odd people.
So Thoughts for horse friendly of the following would be dandy, as well as other ideas! :
Wedding Cake
Horse Tuxedo
Horse Wedding dress
And I would love pictures if possible :)
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?
Hi, im bryon.
My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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( i dont mean considerd a female just shes not in her well pants.)
whacky115
I'd answer:
"Bryon,
This could well have all started when she / he found out you were called Bryon. Change your name to Brian, proper like, and see how it goes"
happy088
happy001
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St Brigit of Ireland could do what amazing trick for visitors?
It appears that "Shooting ping pong balls out of her vagina" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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lol: lol:
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St Brigit of Ireland could do what amazing trick for visitors?
It appears that "Shooting ping pong balls out of her vagina" is not an acceptable answer redface:
happy001 happy001 happy001
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115
No limbs ..........wait for bob a job week ...........
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115
"Go for limbless. Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg 8)"
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115
"Go for limbless. Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg 8)"
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
whacky115
"Go for limbless. Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg 8)"
happy001 happy001
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Walking down the aisle?
So my daddy is not going to be there b/c my parents got divorced when I was 9. i don't have any uncles or cousins to walk me down. Would it be okay if my dog Sadie walked me down the aisle. My soon to be Husband does not have any men that can walk me down. My mama can't walk me down b/c she can't go( medical reasons).
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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It wasn't signed Kate Middleton was it ? rubschin:
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Sisters Due Date on MY Wedding?
So I'm more than livid right now. I'm 25 and have been engaged to my lovely fiance for over a year now after dating him more than 5 years. We have our wedding planned for July 23- Just 3 months from now. My 15 year old sister has just told us she's pregnant and has known since she was 2 months along .. but was scared to tell us! ... Guess what? She' due JULY 23!! -- We can't change the date as all the invites were sent months ago, and people will be coming from Europe to attend this wedding as well and have all booked flights already - Also the Venue we booked has a 2 year waiting list which is why we had to wait over a year and a half to get married in the 1st place. I can't be happy for my sister. She's always been a spoiled brat and now she's even ruining my wedding! MY DAY! Not hers! She of course won't be coming to the wedding any more (and she was a planned bridesmaid) - If she goes into labor on her due date my parents will be in quite a position and i'm sure all the attention will be brought on her. What should I do to calm myself down from this? I feel like punching my sister square in the stomache right now! :(
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There's one lucky bridegroom noooo: noooo: noooo:
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The baby's prolly his anyway eveilgrin:
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The baby's prolly his anyway eveilgrin:
happy001
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my dissertation is based on my belief that time doesn't exist?
It seems that "How long will it take you to write it?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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my dissertation is based on my belief that time doesn't exist?
It seems that "How long will it take you to write it?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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British Airways safety measures?
Can't find much info on the site.
It seems that "First class passengers get parachutes" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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My signature drink for my wedding has rhubarb, blood orange, strawberry, and coconut. Any name ideas?
I was thinking of Blood Orange and Rhubarb Rapture.
sick2:
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My signature drink for my wedding has rhubarb, blood orange, strawberry, and coconut. Any name ideas?
I was thinking of Blood Orange and Rhubarb Rapture.
sick2:
How about "Nuptual Emetic"
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My signature drink for my wedding has rhubarb, blood orange, strawberry, and coconut. Any name ideas?
I was thinking of Blood Orange and Rhubarb Rapture.
sick2:
How about "Nuptual Emetic"
lol: Excellent
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Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:
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Nick, you're on holiday, you shouldn't be on here, you should be out in the sun.... oh
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evil:
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Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:
Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)
Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.
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Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:
Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)
Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.
Perhaps he is a gayer like...? Shrugs:
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Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:
Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)
Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.
Perhaps he is a gayer like...? Shrugs:
Like his uncle Edward? whistle:
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Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
eeek:
Yes ~ well we can all guess where that questioner comes from. ::)
Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.
Perhaps he is a gayer like...? Shrugs:
Like his uncle Edward? whistle:
I couldn't possibly comment... Gayer:
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Was General Douglas MacArthur behind Mcarthyism, or was it someone else? -are they 2 different people?
doh:
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Was General Douglas MacArthur behind Mcarthyism, or was it someone else? -are they 2 different people?
doh:
happy001 And I bet it wuz a Yank who asked!
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Does Royal Carribean Cruise line perform baptisms?
whacky115
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Oh FFS! Do these people know anything?
Post them this and let the silly b@st@rds chew on it.
Baptism has no standing in Law and is not necessary. It is however a rite adopted by many branches of Christianity that involves a ritual washing away of sins. Some Christians (Salvation Army and Quakers for example) do not believe it to be necessary. Others insist upon it as a condition of acceptance into their particular church (See Anglicans and Roman Catholics as an example). In the latter case there is often a further ritual (Confirmation) involved.
In some sects the baptism involves total immersion in water whilst others are content with only a partial immersion, often a simple pouring of water over the head of the one being baptised. There is actually no need for the presence of a priest and any Christian may baptise anyone who wishes it.
Once you have understood this the simple answer to the question is NO! The Royal Caribbean Line do not themselves baptise anyone but who wants an entire shipping line to baptise anyone? Of course a baptism may take place during a cruise on one of their ships and they would never know. Some cruise ships do carry a priest and if not the captain may be willing to perform the ceremony if he is himself a Christian and if you are desperate to have someone in a uniform to run the show but you can do it yourself if you so wish.
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To be fair (did I say fair? ::) noooo: ) a lot of cruise lines now perform marriages and "renewal of vows" ceremonies so that's prolly where the questioner is coming from, but WTF pose the question on Yahoo? ::)
Go to Royal Caribbean and ask them, feckwit Banghead
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Indeed.
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To go to scotland by train do we need a passport or not?
noooo:
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Largely depends on where you are boarding the train. whistle:
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To go to scotland by train do we need a passport or not?
noooo:
Not yet but you may do very soon it Alex Salmond has his way whistle:
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One of the women at work took a parcel to the local post office a couple of Christmasses ago to send to relatives in Edinburgh.
The cashier told her she had to fill in a customs declaration. !
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One of the women at work took a parcel to the local post office a couple of Christmasses ago to send to relatives in Edinburgh.
The cashier told her she had to fill in a customs declaration. !
lol: lol: lol:
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Planning a road trip?
Where should I visit?
The best things to do there?
Restaurants?
Thanks in advance!!
rubschin:
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Ooh, I know, I know
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1ct7l6fxg%2Ftwatt.jpg&hash=2992cfa5f074119ddd7f11405771f7e4486b6c37) (http://postimage.org/image/1ct7l6fxg/)
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Ooh, I know, I know
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1ct7l6fxg%2Ftwatt.jpg&hash=2992cfa5f074119ddd7f11405771f7e4486b6c37) (http://postimage.org/image/1ct7l6fxg/)
lol: lol: lol:
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What film is it when there a man with a bucket on him with a mouse trapped under it?
There's a film where a man is being tortured and someone gets a bucket an puts a mouse under it and puts it on the man, then he heats the bucket so the mouse will try and escape and bite away at the man its on xx please help
rubschin:
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What film is it when there a man with a bucket on him with a mouse trapped under it?
There's a film where a man is being tortured and someone gets a bucket an puts a mouse under it and puts it on the man, then he heats the bucket so the mouse will try and escape and bite away at the man its on xx please help
rubschin:
"Barman takes the Mickey"
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What film is it when there a man with a bucket on him with a mouse trapped under it?
There's a film where a man is being tortured and someone gets a bucket an puts a mouse under it and puts it on the man, then he heats the bucket so the mouse will try and escape and bite away at the man its on xx please help
rubschin:
"Barman takes the Mickey"
lol: lol: lol: lol:
evil:
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My husband is castrofobic and will not get on a plane because of it, how can I get him to fly?
It seems that "Stay away from CUba," is not an acceptable answer. redface:
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My husband is castrofobic and will not get on a plane because of it, how can I get him to fly?
It seems that "Stay away from CUba," is not an acceptable answer. redface:
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My husband is castrofobic and will not get on a plane because of it, how can I get him to fly?
It seems that "Stay away from CUba," is not an acceptable answer. redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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Do I need A Levels to become a Pediatric Oncologist?
doh:
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Do I need A Levels to become a Pediatric Oncologist?
doh:
Just a bag of sweets?
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Who is this girl in england?
I was in London last day I wear a pink Sailor Moon bag and I wear big late 70's glasses and I was in the undergound train in London when this girl ask me "where did you get your bag?" and she told me she liked Sailor Moon like I do... I want to know who this person is, she had glasses and long hair.
my Name is Samuel by the way if you are her
noooo:
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Who is this girl in england?
I was in London last day I wear a pink Sailor Moon bag and I wear big late 70's glasses and I was in the undergound train in London when this girl ask me "where did you get your bag?" and she told me she liked Sailor Moon like I do... I want to know who this person is, she had glasses and long hair.
my Name is Samuel by the way if you are her
noooo:
What a complete, utter mong... noooo:
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Don't talk about Nick like that he's not that bad.
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What was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
whacky115
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What was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
whacky115
So what was your helpful reply?
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What was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
whacky115
So what was your helpful reply?
Mine would have been no. eveilgrin:
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Why do I have an image of Nick letting his imagination run riot and writing an answer that ends up getting the student sectioned? rubschin:
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? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?
? grammar ? spelling help please
I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..
could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped
Banghead
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? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?
? grammar ? spelling help please
I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..
could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped
Banghead
A fish called Wonder. ::)
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Are you called Alexandria and do you live in LA?
I am looking for you!
It seems that, "Yes, send money. I am pregnant with your triplets" is not an acceptable answer. redface:
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What are the odds of Amy Winehouse killing herself? Do you feel any sympathy? Or just revulsion?
"if only she had turned to CHRIST instead of cocaine"
happy001
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Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)
I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.
He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.
This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.
But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
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Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)
I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.
He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.
This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.
But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:
When are you off Nick...? lol: lol: lol:
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Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)
I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.
He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.
This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.
But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:
When are you off Nick...? lol: lol: lol:
Prolly rolling up a rug to carry and a tea towel for his head as we type. razz:
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Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)
I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.
He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.
This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.
But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:
When are you off Nick...? lol: lol: lol:
Prolly rolling up a rug to carry and a tea towel for his head as we type. razz:
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I have Danish ancestry, which explains my BLOND blue eyed good looks angel1
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And the horns sticking out of your head?
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I have Danish ancestry, which explains my BLOND blue eyed good looks angel1
Ginger mong! point:
To be honest, I read it as Danish Pastry and couldn't understand it for a bit.... redface:
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Nick is Mr Pastry? eeek:
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Richard Hearne or Mr Pastry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36N9CUhIG7s#ws)
rubschin:
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Nick is Mr Pastry? eeek:
Pastry brain! happy002
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Nick is Mr Pastry? eeek:
Pastry brain! happy002
Doh! redface:
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Do you wear your glasses in the plane?
So I have 2 pairs of glasses, one for distance and one for reading and up close. The problem is that I don't take my bag in the plane and I don't want to keep my glasses in my pockets because I am scared I might break them. I can not wear them both on my head either. I am taking 7 pairs of glasses in total. My 2 pairs, my daughters reading glasses, my husbands bifocals, my husbands reading glasses and my spare glasses and my husbands varifocals. My family has quote bad eyesight but they don't wear glasses all the time and usually I keep the glasses in the car. Do you think I should carry them in a bag?
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Do you wear your glasses in the plane?
So I have 2 pairs of glasses, one for distance and one for reading and up close. The problem is that I don't take my bag in the plane and I don't want to keep my glasses in my pockets because I am scared I might break them. I can not wear them both on my head either. I am taking 7 pairs of glasses in total. My 2 pairs, my daughters reading glasses, my husbands bifocals, my husbands reading glasses and my spare glasses and my husbands varifocals. My family has quote bad eyesight but they don't wear glasses all the time and usually I keep the glasses in the car. Do you think I should carry them in a bag?
confused2:
She is not safe to be let out ~ Inform the asylum management immediately.
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From the Freecycle page today...
wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)
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From the Freecycle page today...
wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)
She's taking the Mickey surely?
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From the Freecycle page today...
wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)
She's taking the Mickey surely?
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From the Freecycle page today...
wanted S5 Cotbed due to give birth
Posted by: "dminnimouse" dminnimouse@yahoo.com dminnimouse
Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am (PDT)
She's taking the Mickey surely?
Every one a gem Darwin! happy088
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Don't encourage him otherwise he will open all of the Christmas crackers looking for more suitable howlers. Matron has only just finished tidying up the last lot he found. noooo:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP)
razz:
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Don't encourage him otherwise he will open all of the Christmas crackers looking for more suitable howlers. Matron has only just finished tidying up the last lot he found. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP)
razz:
Excellent! happy002
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I'll give 'em twenty minutes tops .... from leaving the passport control before they get ripped off by a cabby ::)
Fecking Yanks have no idea of anything beyond their own borders.
I suppose this one at least knows that the Europe is not like the US but why do they still think everything should be done the way it is in the US? It's them as is different NOT us!
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I'll give 'em twenty minutes tops .... from leaving the passport control before they get ripped off by a cabby ::)
Fecking Yanks have no idea of anything beyond their own borders.
I suppose this one at least knows that the Europe is not like the US but why do they still think everything should be done the way it is in the US? It's them as is different NOT us!
lol: lol: lol:
Yes, the words 'end in tears' spring to mind... lol:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP)
razz:
happy001 happy001
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolljVw3QIn7DC4eXDmN3gAgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110715010327AAUc1UP)
razz:
Can we enlist Red Spun Meth Baby on here happy001
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Where can I go on vacation where tall, white, bald men are considered sexy by the locals?
rubschin:
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Hampshire angel1
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Hampshire angel1
happy001 happy001
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evil:
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I'm staying in a place near Toulouse in France, can't remember name?
It's near Toulouse because that's where i'm flying to for my foreign exchange, and im staying in a place called beritz or something (i doubt that's how you'll spell it) and im wondering if anybody knows what it's called or anything about it? :) thanks
noooo:
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110720225504AAOPiC6 (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110720225504AAOPiC6)
eeek:
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I feel like ppl don't take me seriously. If I carried a briefcase around do you think I'd look more impotent?
noooo:
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I feel like ppl don't take me seriously. If I carried a briefcase around do you think I'd look more impotent?
noooo:
It depends on the briefcase. Samsonite cases look quite hard,
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DS remembers the original ad campaign ;)
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Asxobr7C9ZugoIgVlCXLd0YhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110722080711AAVVzcg (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Asxobr7C9ZugoIgVlCXLd0YhBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110722080711AAVVzcg)
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Can you train cats to be the ring bearer at ur wedding?
If so, how?
If not what are good alternatives? We dont know any young boys so our other option is no one, but dont tell me that cause i already know that. im just seeing if anyone has any unique ideas.
happy002 happy002 happy002
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I'm abit afraid to go to california...?
Im 11 years old and gonna go to california soon from the Philippines. But im kind of afraid because some people there, teens, and young kids would criticize me. So, i'm discouraged to go to California. My physical appearance is flabby arms, big tummy, have big eyes with eye bags, and man busts. I'm really afraid. I have hairy arms and legs, large feet, and a chubby face.
It seems that "Try for a part in a film about goblins" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Some chap at work asked a bloke in my team about America today . He used to live there - Atlanta.
The bloke is going to Chicago. whacky115
" I have heard there is a lake near Chicago " he says " Is it safe to swim in and does it have sharks ? " noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I hope the answer was YES razz:
I once swam in a lake outside New Orleans. Some chap came along and said "YOu don't mind about the crocodiles then?"
I came out of the water like and ICBM redface:
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I was wondering how the lasso will be presented in a wedding ceremony I'm not having the traditional catholic ?
Mass, so I don't know how I fit the lasso in.
whacky115
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I was wondering how the lasso will be presented in a wedding ceremony I'm not having the traditional catholic ?
Mass, so I don't know how I fit the lasso in.
whacky115
Reply: Lasso not necessary .... your Daddy's shotgun in the groom's back will suffice
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Sending naked pictures and I don't know of I'm still a virgin?! Help!?
I sent my boyfriend naked pictures, we've been together for a year so stfu. He's 18 & in the military.. I'm 16. Yeah I know go ahead and say ****. I just sent them about a week ago. However my dad found out about us yesterday and saw all our messages and said if we ever talked again he'd report the messages to the police... So, I told him to delete the pics just to be safe. He did. If the police really did arrest him could they see those pics even though they're deleted? Oh and another thing. They don't think I'm still a virgin. But I am! I have never had a penis... In my vagina. However I have been fingered and eaten out. Would that still make me a virgin? Oh and if it helps, I live in Georgia so if you know anything about the laws that would be great! Please don't be rude. I need help.
It seems that "you would make a fine banjo duo" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvghoJVCxzAWGcFglIbLvS8gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110801115744AAlumzm (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvghoJVCxzAWGcFglIbLvS8gBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110801115744AAlumzm)
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lol: lol: lol: She also might understand the term Burger Munchers, just for future reference like.
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Is London located in Yorkshire England or are they to different places?
It seems that "Look at a map you mong" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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I proposed my gf with a very clean diamond ring but she found it too small.?
I gave her a 0.82 carat, princess cut,VS1 clarity, color H and ideal cut diamond ring. My friends loved the ring they said the diamond is very clean and beautiful but when I porposed my gf cried and said 'you have should have gotten me a bigger ring it is too small'. I'm shell shocked. Does she love me or not? Is 0.82 ct too small?
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Serves him right for porposing his girlfriend without proper protection noooo:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=AsqSKYWYWds0iQQqRqdfGulTUH1G;_ylv=3?sid=396545469&link=open&cp=2 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=AsqSKYWYWds0iQQqRqdfGulTUH1G;_ylv=3?sid=396545469&link=open&cp=2)
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How long is 1300 hours in months at 16 hours a week?
I am taking a course that is 1300 hours... at 8 hours a day for 4 days a week...
how many months does that put my course at?
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Anyone want to come with me to Paris for a week?
I have two first class tickets from Sydney to Paris return and I have 7 nights in a suite at the Four Seasons in Paris. Only problem is, I no longer have anyone to go with. Would anyone like to come with me?
It seems "Do you have big knockers?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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happy002
Love the first answer!
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Do most Egyptians value their native wildlife?
The ibis is something I always associate with Egypt; also the crocodile, the vulture and eagle; water birds like flamingos and herons; gazelles, gerbils [?] and the wild cat that may be the ancestor of Egypt's famous domestic cats. Can a visitor see any of these animals in the wild?
It seems that "Yes, it is delicious" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Sophisticated Redneck Wedding Ideas?
There's a contradiction for you lol.
My fiance and I are getting married next August (2012) and we've come to the conclusion that we have half of a conclusion. I want my ceremony to be traditional: White dress, tuxes, and everything else, but in the end, we're both pretty country. I'm from a small town and he moved out her from Colorado, cowboy hat and all. We want the reception to be fun and kind of redneck, a giant BBQ, possibly a mechanical bull, and I'm changing into jeans (still wearing a pretty white shirt though).
Tasteful noooo:
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Halloween wedding cake! opinion everyone? :))?
You may have seen some of my other questions about my upcoming wedding, but here's a little background info :)
My fiance and I will be getting married this Halloween and we are having a fun but classy theme.
The decorations will be whimsical and dark as opposed to childish and cliche.
We are making the cake ourselves, well...mostly me haha
because I love to bake, plus its cheaper than paying someone to make one.
Our cake will be 4 layers, and the colors will be turquoise and black, which are our wedding colors.
The layers will be like this:
largest/bottom layer: black fondant with turquoise fondant bow going around
next layer: black fondant, stripped with turquoise fondant
next layer: checkered turquoise/black fondant
final, top layer: same as bottom layer, only smaller.
we will decorate the cake with zombie figurines and little fondant tombstones
the cake topper is a bride and groom holding guns, like we're fighting the zombies.
what do you think? its supposed to be cute and comical because that suits us. and my fiance LOVES zombies :))
One person responded thus:
I think it's a lovely idea. My cousin did a Halloween theme as well with a witch and Frankenstein monster cake topper.
Oh, and if you want to continue the theme if a quirky way, may I suggest getting a life sized creature that can come out when the dancing starts (yes, my cousin did have one... a life sized Frankenstein monster with glowing red eyes). I guarantee it'll make people laugh and people will be standing in line to dance with the creature.
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whacky115
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Is it appropriate to ask for OTC medications, tampons, and personal lubricant on a wedding registry?
We have received a wedding invitation from my cousin and his fiance and not only are the registries listed on the invitation itself, but the items on the Target registry seem completely inappropriate. We opened the online registry to find all the "normal" items you would expect to see. However, in addition to these items, there was a list of over 50 items that would most likely be on a personal Target list, not a wedding registry. These items are things like OTC medications, tampons, face lotion, batteries, and personal lubricant.
Several family members are completely horrified and embarrassed for them and for our family. Has anyone ever seen anything like this before? And if so, what did you do?
Thanks.
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Aren't we all life sized creatures ? rubschin:
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Is it appropriate to ask for OTC medications, tampons, and personal lubricant on a wedding registry?
We have received a wedding invitation from my cousin and his fiance and not only are the registries listed on the invitation itself, but the items on the Target registry seem completely inappropriate. We opened the online registry to find all the "normal" items you would expect to see. However, in addition to these items, there was a list of over 50 items that would most likely be on a personal Target list, not a wedding registry. These items are things like OTC medications, tampons, face lotion, batteries, and personal lubricant.
Several family members are completely horrified and embarrassed for them and for our family. Has anyone ever seen anything like this before? And if so, what did you do?
Thanks.
Suspect the list was made including items for "Personal" shopping and when it was posted they failed to edit it.
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when does the miniature bride enter during wedding processional?
rubschin:
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After Dopey I think.
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Someone answered razz::
i think you mean the flower girl? she drops the petals on the floor before you come in and usually scratches her bum about midway down the isle and it gets wedged into her knickers and everyone is highly amused. great fun altogether..
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What do dogs think about?
rubschin:
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How can I make my cat stay still to shave her?
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How do you train a 9 week old dog who knows absolutely nothing about anything?
I am not sure how the 9 week old pup sees the world. He spends a lot of time sleeping and acts clueless. Since he just don't know anything at all, how to train him?
noooo:
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Do you put your dogs in pajamas when they go to bed?
I tried on my dog and she doesn't like it but she looks cute.
doh:
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Which of these is one allowed to have as a pet?
i recently read an article (cant remember for the life of me the name of it) and it showed crazy animals regular people like you and i are allowed to have as a pet. i cant find it so i just made a list of what animals interest me, and the research i did hasn't helped. so, does anyone know if the following are allowed as pets?
-alligators
-cheetahs/snow leopards/lions
-jellyfish
-water buffalo
-wolves
-dolphins/sharks/whales
thanks =)
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The Brat wanted a Jellyfish for a pet noooo: noooo: noooo:
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YOu could have surprised her with a water buffalo instead angel1
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Size could be a problem ...in terms of space not kilo's noooo:
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SHe could have kept it in the bath, like
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This tea meets keyboard moment was bought to you courtesy of those two
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Do Greek bra sizes use the Greek alphabet?
rubschin:
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Ohhh - mega
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I really want a hat... evidence that sheep are harmed?
So I really want a bowler hat like this one... http://www.brixton.com/pack-2897.html (http://www.brixton.com/pack-2897.html) but I'm a vegan. I've decided to stop buying leather shoes, but I haven't made up my mind about buying wool products. Is there any evidence that sheep live in poor conditions... or even better... can someone help me find a vegan bowler hat?!?
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FFS don't tell them what they make pork pie hats out of
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Job done eveilgrin:
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What's that song that goes "la la la la la"?
rubschin:
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How to be shorter? Help^^?
Since I'm into Kpop and knowing that female Kpop idols are short and petite, I always want to lose my height..
I'm 170ish and I wanna be shorter.. I don't know is this is possible.. Help pls?^^
It seems that "Saw your feet off" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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When you are in a plane crash how do you now the plane's going to crash?
Everyone is screaming?
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The material keeps rushing in lol:
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How to be shorter? Help^^?
Since I'm into Kpop and knowing that female Kpop idols are short and petite, I always want to lose my height..
I'm 170ish and I wanna be shorter.. I don't know is this is possible.. Help pls?^^
It seems that "Saw your feet off" is not an acceptable answer redface:
At that age, I am surprised she can be bothered with fads and fashions.
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How to be shorter? Help^^?
Since I'm into Kpop and knowing that female Kpop idols are short and petite, I always want to lose my height..
I'm 170ish and I wanna be shorter.. I don't know is this is possible.. Help pls?^^
It seems that "Saw your feet off" is not an acceptable answer redface:
At that age, I am surprised she can be bothered with fads and fashions.
lol: lol: lol:
Prolly get a cheaper coffin if they are shorter.... rubschin:
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How did the fall of rome affect the colonization of america?
whacky115
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Will I fit in Economy?
I'm 248 lbs and 5'9. My measurements are 50-38-51. Do you think I'll be ok? I can't afford to buy an extra seat...
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Will I fit in Economy?
I'm 248 lbs and 5'9. My measurements are 50-38-51. Do you think I'll be ok? I can't afford to buy an extra seat...
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I suppose MIss D has to check these things rubschin:
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I suppose MIss D has to check these things rubschin:
I thought you were doing so well.... noooo:
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
You know what... nonono:
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Vocational Profession of Ms Arlene Boral Somido Philipines National occupation nurse Born 4th August 1973?
Known as Theatre Nurse working at Calvary Hospital Adelaide South Australia ,Australia
whacky115
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Weighing your suitcase at home? have i done it right?
im flying with KLM whose weight limit is 23kg but i want to keep my luggage at 20kg ( or anything under 23 if necessary).
First i weighed myself ( with out shoes) then i weighed myself holding the suitcase. I then converted my weight into pounds ( my scales are set to weigh people in stones) then i took away my weight from the second weight. In total it came to 19.1 kg, should i leave it at that weight or take some things out?
thankyou
Apparently "WHy not just weigh the case you mong?" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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That will be because many Mods do not like the word "Mong". They consider it the same as calling someone a "Spastic" and moderate out messages containing it.
I don't like it either but if you lot choose to use it who am I to say?
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It wasn't about the M word. It was about my suggestion noooo:
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rubschin: But the suggestion was perfectly valid. shrugs:
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I don''t like the word 'mong' either I think we had better start a poll I just can't remember how. redface:
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Start a new thread with appropriate heading, click on "Add Poll" at the bottom of the screen and type in the questions. Then plonk it on the board by clicking "Post".
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In Cornwall where would you find two legged knockers?
rubschin:
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Do McDonalds do weddings?
noooo:
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Where can you find plutonium? in the phillipines...?
scared2:
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Where can you find plutonium? in the phillipines...?
scared2:
They are on the shelf next to Mickey and Minnie Mousenium ::)
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Where can you find plutonium? in the phillipines...?
scared2:
They are on the shelf next to Mickey and Minnie Mousenium ::)
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What size carrot is good for an engagement ring?
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Turnips are so much more fashionable
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What can I do to avoid nudity during surgery. Can I put elastoplast
over my nipples?
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Do you think Gnomes are underused?
whacky115
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Can a 295lb women fit in a frontier airplane seat?
i weigh 295 and I am 5ft 6 inches. I am flying frontier airlines from california to minnesota. will I fit in the seat?
no mean comments please
It seems that, "They will strap you to the roofrack" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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What is the easiest way to get pregnant?
rubschin:
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Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
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Can a 295lb women fit in a frontier airplane seat?
i weigh 295 and I am 5ft 6 inches. I am flying frontier airlines from california to minnesota. will I fit in the seat?
no mean comments please
It seems that, "They will strap you to the roofrack" is not an acceptable answer redface:
lol: lol:
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Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
Don't forget turkey-basters
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Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
Don't forget turkey-basters
Back on the turkeys this year Darwin...? rubschin:
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Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
Don't forget turkey-basters
Back on the turkeys this year Darwin...? rubschin:
noooo:
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Darwin can offer assistance ~ he knows all about rubber gloves, straws etc.
Don't forget turkey-basters
Back on the turkeys this year Darwin...? rubschin:
noooo:
Geese...? Shrugs:
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110814074953AAr7ZZB (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110814074953AAr7ZZB)
razz:
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razz:
happy001
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Excellent Nick :thumbsup:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoIoOwtC8KuhXlPmH2jkNHshBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110820020820AApg9dK (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoIoOwtC8KuhXlPmH2jkNHshBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110820020820AApg9dK)
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av71cFLtcpfGaupX1RFtvCEFT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20110821012700AAmyeYA (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av71cFLtcpfGaupX1RFtvCEFT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20110821012700AAmyeYA)
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Last week I had my first show with my Hackney/Shetland. We lost because he sucks so my mom said she would buy me another horse for showing. Yesterday my stupid pothead friend and I were out in the stables I don't usually smoke weed but I tried it out hoping it would help me fit in because I just moved here and don't have any friends. Anyways I had some spray on hair dye left over from Halloween so I sprayed LOSER across his butt. When we came back later to smoke again I just happened to look at the spray can and realized it was PAINT! I tried to wash it off but it wouldn't come off so I dried him off with a hair dryer and used the clippers to cut the paint off. It worked, the paint is gone, but now he has LOSER SHAVED across his butt. I gotta do something quick to fix it because if my mom sees it there is no way shes gonna get me a new horse. Any suggestions? I need an answer ASAP!
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Last week I had my first show with my Hackney/Shetland. We lost because he sucks so my mom said she would buy me another horse for showing. Yesterday my stupid pothead friend and I were out in the stables I don't usually smoke weed but I tried it out hoping it would help me fit in because I just moved here and don't have any friends. Anyways I had some spray on hair dye left over from Halloween so I sprayed LOSER across his butt. When we came back later to smoke again I just happened to look at the spray can and realized it was PAINT! I tried to wash it off but it wouldn't come off so I dried him off with a hair dryer and used the clippers to cut the paint off. It worked, the paint is gone, but now he has LOSER SHAVED across his butt. I gotta do something quick to fix it because if my mom sees it there is no way shes gonna get me a new horse. Any suggestions? I need an answer ASAP!
noooo:
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Lascaux cave in France?
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Lascaux cave in France?
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Listen very carefully I will say this only once.... Shrugs:
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Lascaux cave in France?
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
noooo:
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Lascaux cave in France?
i need help on info, like were they ( the ppl) slept, ate, entertainment ( sports or something like) wut they did 4 fun stuff like that plz plz plz plz plz any info is great.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
noooo:
They spent their time chasing animals and inventing graffiti.
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Is the husband sodomized on the honeymoon?
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Is the husband sodomized on the honeymoon?
eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: Miss D anything to do with this? eeek:
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How much does it cost to ship human remains in an airplane?
My dad doesn't want to leave his family with any final expenses when he passes away. He was told by a funeral home that it would cost between $18,000 and $20,000 to transport his remains cross country via airplane for burial. This sounds very expensive.
I advised her to get him cremated and put him in her handbag angel1
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How much does it cost to ship human remains in an airplane?
My dad doesn't want to leave his family with any final expenses when he passes away. He was told by a funeral home that it would cost between $18,000 and $20,000 to transport his remains cross country via airplane for burial. This sounds very expensive.
I advised her to get him cremated and put him in her handbag angel1
:thumbsup: Top Tip!
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;D^^^Wot he said^^^
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How much does it cost to ship human remains in an airplane?
My dad doesn't want to leave his family with any final expenses when he passes away. He was told by a funeral home that it would cost between $18,000 and $20,000 to transport his remains cross country via airplane for burial. This sounds very expensive.
I advised her to get him cremated and put him in her handbag angel1
I take it the deceased was a Yank?
I think 'in a holdall' would have been better advice.
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Does this seem a bit unsafe?
My HTC has a radio built in. But, in order to listen to it, you must have headphones plugged in because they "act as an antenna"....
I don't know about you, but dosnt this seem like it would be sending radio waves through your head? theve already proven that talking on a cell phone to much and give you brain cancer, but, your head as an antenna?
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I visited my boyfriend in a dorm and there was no place to dry off after taking my shower.?
and I had to do it with his room mate watching. So the room mate got to watch everything from start to finish after I got out of the shower. I had to shower and get dressed. At first I tried to hide but that didn't work so I tried to shame him by doing it right in front of him, hoping he would look away but he just watched. Later I found out that he wasn't my boyfriends room mate but just some stranger who had wandered in. He got a 15 minute free show. He saw more than my boyfriend has seen. Really rude. He didn't even have any business there. It was like rape.
point: point: point: point: point:
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I visited my boyfriend in a dorm and there was no place to dry off after taking my shower.?
and I had to do it with his room mate watching. So the room mate got to watch everything from start to finish after I got out of the shower. I had to shower and get dressed. At first I tried to hide but that didn't work so I tried to shame him by doing it right in front of him, hoping he would look away but he just watched. Later I found out that he wasn't my boyfriends room mate but just some stranger who had wandered in. He got a 15 minute free show. He saw more than my boyfriend has seen. Really rude. He didn't even have any business there. It was like rape.
point: point: point: point: point:
happy001
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Does America have the same moon as Australia and do they have stars in the sky there ?
I've never been to America and was wondering if they have a moon and if so is it the same moon Australia has and do they have stars in the sky ?
doh:
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Buggered if I know. We best wait for Uncle to come along. He'll know.... prollly whistle:
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QUite so JOM. It's a puzzle, like
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Why are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.
I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?
ONe for MIss D I think rubschin:
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Why are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.
I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?
ONe for MIss D I think rubschin:
Just one?
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Why are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.
I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?
ONe for MIss D I think rubschin:
You only posted that so you could say Madeleine Smith eyes: Dirty boy
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Happy weekend that eyes: eyes:
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Nick is at the back 43 seconds in point:
MADELINE SMITH. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-YyQNKj_bQ#)
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evil:
I had forgotten how big they are.
Her eyes, that is angel1
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Happy weak end that eyes: eyes:
whistle:
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My legs were a bit shakey.
But my lovely thread sad24: sad24:
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What would British people be like if a hurricane hit Liverpool, England?
Is "Jublilant" the wrong answer redface:
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Nick is at the back 43 seconds in point:
MADELINE SMITH. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-YyQNKj_bQ#)
She must be very old now as she is mainly in black and white.....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fa48q4xr8%2Ffoff_15_madeline_smith.jpg&hash=610ebe409eb3ba4ccf587abc37efe4a5a4b219ba) (http://postimage.org/image/a48q4xr8/)
whistle:
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sad24:
And how is Jim's BOIL? evil:
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I have sent you some of his finest puss through the post it should be with you on Tuesday. angel1
That looks remarkably like a nursing home chair that she is sitting on by the way. noooo:
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That looks remarkably like a nursing home chair that she is sitting on by the way. noooo:
Prolly traumatised by some event in her past whistle:
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Quite so JOM. noooo:
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I just got married last night but I'm having a diffcult problem?
Hey everyone, I know this is going to sound a bit strange and unusal but this is how I feel. Well I just got married yesterday to this amazing beautiful woman tha ti've been dating for the past 4 - 5 years and I really love her with all of my heart but I have a defficult decsion to make. I don't want to have sex with her at all, not ever. I just feel like with sex the guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it besides i don't want her to see my butt. She wanted to do it last night after our wedding but I lied to her and told her that I wasn't feeling good but she's going to want to do it sooner or later.
Popcorn:
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I just got married last night but I'm having a diffcult problem?
Hey everyone, I know this is going to sound a bit strange and unusal but this is how I feel. Well I just got married yesterday to this amazing beautiful woman tha ti've been dating for the past 4 - 5 years and I really love her with all of my heart but I have a defficult decsion to make. I don't want to have sex with her at all, not ever. I just feel like with sex the guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it besides i don't want her to see my butt. She wanted to do it last night after our wedding but I lied to her and told her that I wasn't feeling good but she's going to want to do it sooner or later.
Popcorn:
Gayer: Gayer: Gayer:
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The guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it .
From which planet was that posted?
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The guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it .
From which planet was that posted?
Nicksanus...
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Where can I buy these (Barcelona)?
When I was in Barcelona last month on the Ramblas, I saw people selling weird cards with Spongebob and others on it. Those cards had 2 small laces as legs and if you start some music, these little cards will dance on the laces. If you stop the music, they stopped with the dancing. You didn't have to pull the strings yourself, the music was enough to make them dance. I couldn't buy one myself because the police came and arrested the 2 guys.
noooo:
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Hi all, so I am an old ginger man. I live with a real cat (man) and I imagine cat. So wen I leave flat other cat up to 7 in 1 go stare at me. I will head butt cat flap sometime. Is this weird or normal. Pls help.
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Hi all, so I am an old ginger man. I live with a real cat (man) and I imagine cat. So wen I leave flat other cat up to 7 in 1 go stare at me. I will head butt cat flap sometime. Is this weird or normal. Pls help.
lol: lol: lol:
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NURSE! The screens
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NURSE! The screens
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Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing noooo:
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Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing noooo:
point:
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Blasted cat managed to change some of the settings in Chrome with his tongue cussing: cussing:
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Blasted cat managed to change some of the settings in Chrome with his tongue cussing: cussing:
get firefox.... whistle:
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Blasted cat managed to change some of the settings in Chrome with his tongue cussing: cussing:
Are you saying the cat is more computer literate than you are Nick? point:
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Well I can't work the computer with my tongue, if that is what you mean.
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It just sounds like the cat is able to change settings with less fuss than you whistle:
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What is the American equivalent of a "wanker?"?
It appears that "Barack Obama" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB)
redface:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110829094335AAhp2XB)
redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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How long can you wait after you get married to have a wedding?
whacky115
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Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing noooo:
Full of teeny weeny people?
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How do you use a urinal (through your fly or over your pants?)?
eeek:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl)
eveilgrin:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtRO6suLdrOAbXxgT0kbsJEgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110830093218AAQk5Fl)
eveilgrin:
happy001
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on a forum
"BBC news child sex abuse convictions up 60% in six years, perhaps some of our liberal minded posters can give a solution to this"
to get banned you have to say
"At least the 5 and 7 year olds are happy"
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on a forum
"BBC news child sex abuse convictions up 60% in six years, perhaps some of our liberal minded posters can give a solution to this"
to get banned you have to say
"At least the 5 and 7 year olds are happy"
lol: lol: lol:
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How to have a Shakespeare inspired wedding?
I'm not getting married, just a teenager planning her future wedding :) I absolutely love Shakespeare and want some elements in my wedding to reflect that, but tackily so. The overall theme would be romantic, fairy-tale garden wedding, sort of "A Midsummer Night's Dream"-esque.
The only idea I've had is to write sonnets in gold calligraphy on old fashioned paper displayed on each table.
It seems that, "A Romeo and Juliet wedding would be a good idea. The bride and groom's families could have a huge swordfight and kill each other" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Maybe you could suggest that she takes an overdose. angel1
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What are some some beaches that i could see the sunrise or saty all night? ?
I'm trying to be romantic for my girlfriend because she is leaving please help give me some suggestions ?
I live in Oregon
Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Bertie has been licking my keyboard for some reason and now the VP is like a teeny weeny thing noooo:
Lick him off keyboard cat whistle:
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110906085740AAGCSDC (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110906085740AAGCSDC)
noooo:
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Dirndl surely whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hickerphoto.com%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F181%2Fbavarian-dirndl_9780.jpg&hash=9701539f59b6d065cccfc4ce49be07d26749607a)
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Wenchy? eeek:
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What is the specific place that Greek Mythology originated? My first guess is Greece but I don't know for sure?
Banghead
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What is the specific place that Greek Mythology originated? My first guess is Greece but I don't know for sure?
Banghead
happy001
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What is the specific place that Greek Mythology originated? My first guess is Greece but I don't know for sure?
Banghead
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F17b9d8qkk%2Fgrease.jpg&hash=de57533234b7018fac18b93d6a50368503b41dd9) (http://postimage.org/image/17b9d8qkk/)
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Is it possible for airline passengers to switch airplanes without the planes having to land?
rubschin:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es)
redface:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es)
redface:
:thumbsup:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQskgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20110908143134AADP4es)
redface:
eveilgrin:
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Are there restaurants in Vienna, Austria?
It seems that, "No, people cook over open fires on the pavement" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Penis size inherited from maternal side of family or father side?
rubschin:
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Penis size inherited from maternal side of family or father side?
rubschin:
Do you have a problem you wish to discuss...? point:
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Not with you, Mr Tichy
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Not with you, Mr Tichy
You said you wouldn't tell... evil:
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Planning a holiday using YA
New Zealand 2 Week Itinerary - Help!?
We're a family of 8 adults traveling to New Zealand for the first time, and need a detailed itinerary. Please check out the following notes carefully before proceeding to answer this question:
1. Open this Google docs spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhvIDvOJb9DedDR0c3NMMTNkUEYtRDBtS0JuQm9TeFE&hl=en_US
2. Our self-drive ROUTE and HOTELS have already been booked. We CANNOT change that! We're looking for activities we can do, places we can eat at, and hidden gems of New Zealand that we can find on our route.
3. We are all vegetarians. No meat, no fish.
4. Our group has a two elderly people 65+.
5. We can't do any physically intensive activities such as rock-climbing or surfing or hiking for longer than 3 hours. However, activities like bungee, driving, swimming, kayaking, rafting and skydiving are fine with us.
Now for some more details on what we want:
We are not looking for the usual tourist attractions, we can already find that in Wikitravel / Wikipedia and TripAdvisor. However, if a tourist attraction is truly awesome, please mention that!
What we are looking for is little places that we can enjoy during our long car journeys. For instance, awesome places to have ice-cream or waffles or desserts, restaurants that serve vegetarian food, etc., scenery that we can enjoy, and places that are not usually found on travel sites.
We don't wish to visit any museums at all. Not wine fans either but an interesting vineyard where we can learn the process of wine-making wouldn't be bad.
Please make a detailed itinerary along with the approximate time each activity will take and the time we'll take to go to places by car. We've already booked cars.
Things that we would love to do:
1. Visit a farm for a few hours and have lunch there and perhaps ride on horses. Basically just enjoy a typical farm where the hosts are good.
2. Do a cruise in Milford Sound (or if there is a better option in another place we are visiting). Please give full details about this cruise.
3. Go from Wellington to Picton via Ferry. Please recommend which ferry to use (Interislander or BlueBridge), how much it will cost if we take 2 cars on it, and if we can get any discounts.
Please provide details of all activities we can do at ALL the places in our route. For example, in your answer you can format it this way:
AUCKLAND DAY 1:
Start your day by having breakfast at ABC. Then go for this tour called XYZ, it's touristy but definitely worth it! The cost will be $XXXXX. You can then go to QWE for some amazing views (skip the SkyTower, it's not worth it) - then have ice-cream at UIO. For lunch check out BNM or JKL and for dinner ASD is awesome. Some other activities you can do today are as follows:
XXXXXX (Cost)
XXXXXX (Cost)
XXXXXX (Cost)
Please make the above chart / plan for all the days and all the places that we are visiting.
Remember, we have our cars, so it will be easy for us to drive to places nearby.
THANK YOU and hope you can make this trip unforgettable for all of us!
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noooo:
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Feckin cheek .... noooo:
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Unbelievable, I think we need a link Nick, I think we should be able to let them know what we think.
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQsnsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110913235503AA4df0C (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhvcxqdYhzvkbetPsX_NQsnsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110913235503AA4df0C)
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People like that couldn't find their own arse without a map cussing:
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Oh Miss C noooo:
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I was only trying to be helpful like. angel1
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Ladies .... :thumbsup:
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I am planning to tour at UK?
Please suggest me few good places, cities to visit in UK. Specially in Croatia. I also want accommodations so please suggest me for that too.
Banghead
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Suggest Peterborough whistle:
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ANY INFORMATION on British Railways in the 17th century please?
::)
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ANY INFORMATION on British Railways in the 17th century please?
::)
They were running late even then.
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Why did germany bomb pearl habour in the civil war?
doh:
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Worrying innit ::)
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Why did germany bomb pearl habour in the civil war?
doh:
That has to be one of my favourites. To get so much, so wrong, in so few words. lol:
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Why flying on toilet when grabbing ankles?
Sitting on toilet and grab both ankles pull to hips and fly on toilet. Why?
confused2:
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Why flying on toilet when grabbing ankles?
Sitting on toilet and grab both ankles pull to hips and fly on toilet. Why?
confused2:
It's so that as you crash you can kiss your arse goodbye.
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Litter box in my dorm room so i don't have to use the stinky bathroom?
my floor's bathrom stinks. should i buy a litter box like the one for cats that i can poop in? i'd keep it under my bed and they don't smell because of the scent cristals. i just need to tell my roommate
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Litter box in my dorm room so i don't have to use the stinky bathroom?
my floor's bathrom stinks. should i buy a litter box like the one for cats that i can poop in? i'd keep it under my bed and they don't smell because of the scent cristals. i just need to tell my roommate
eeek:
Eeewwwww! sick2:
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i just need to tell my roommate
I bet you won't need to tell them. noooo:
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i just need to tell my roommate
I bet you won't need to tell them. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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What does "asinine" mean?
ive been called "asinine" but i dunno what it means
noooo:
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What does "asinine" mean?
ive been called "asinine" but i dunno what it means
noooo:
happy001
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What does "asinine" mean?
ive been called "asinine" but i dunno what it means
noooo:
It's the answer to "what's four plus five" in Italian redface:
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Is duck tape really made with ducks?
12 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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NO! it's not Duct tape. Answer my question!
Banghead
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Is duck tape really made with ducks?
12 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
Additional Details
NO! it's not Duct tape. Answer my question!
Banghead
Tell him it is made by ducks.
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt) cloud9:
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt) cloud9:
:thumbsup:
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110924133623AAxeevt) cloud9:
noooo: scared2:
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Any drinks from Starbucks that are okay for dogs to drink?
My mum and I are planning to go to Starbucks for a big meetup with friends, but she's insisting we bring the family dog, and get it some sort of drink as well (since it will be outside).
Is there a drink that would be okay for our dog to drink, maybe some sort of tea?
confused2:
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Any drinks from Starbucks that are okay for dogs to drink?
My mum and I are planning to go to Starbucks for a big meetup with friends, but she's insisting we bring the family dog, and get it some sort of drink as well (since it will be outside).
Is there a drink that would be okay for our dog to drink, maybe some sort of tea?
confused2:
noooo:
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WATER! Banghead
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WATER! Banghead
Can you buy that in Starbucks?
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Oh yes ..... In dinky little bottles that cost a fortune.
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Why do my turtle always pee on me?
My turtle is a boy.
I love put him on my lap while I am watching TV.
You know what?
He always pee on my lap.
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Can male cats be raped?
i was wondering if males cats rape other male cats.
my little guy got out & i know we have larger males in the neighborhood, and he seems more clinging and skiddish than normal. and his rear looks bruised.
eeek:
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What is the Capital City of Africa?
Banghead
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How do I know if I'm a virgin or not?
rubschin:
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Is Dominican Republic The Same Thing As Somalia?
researching on the internet I came under the impression that Dominican Republic is the same thing as Somalia. But when I look at videos of Somalia the people are Muslim and when I look at videos of Dominican Republic they are NOT Muslim. So I am confused.
noooo:
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How old would I be in the UK?
If im 25 in america, am i 25 in the UK? just wonderin
rubschin:
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If ignorance is bliss then these Americans must truly be a happy people.
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What is your favorite method of execution?
Mine's the Blood Eagle.
It's a method of Viking execution in which the victim was cut down the spine, thus allowing the ribs to be pried apart from the back, creating the illusion of an eagles wings. The lungs would then be forcefully pulled out through the back, thus killing the victim.
What made it so excellent was that it wasn't only a form of execution, but a form of torture and art as well!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle)
scared2:
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Is Canada in the USA?
So I was having a debate with my friend, and we can't decide if its in the US or in Europe or whatever. Please help
Banghead
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Do you think animals that have become extinct should be returned to the wild?
rubschin:
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Do you think animals that have become extinct should be returned to the wild?
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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What is innovative or unique about famous landmark, St Pauls cathedral?
.
A wumman replies suggesting Google or a library. He responds
Can someone who isn't menstruating give a direct answer? thanks
happy001
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noooo: it is a different werld... noooo:
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Dogs bottoms how come they do not?
have to wipe their bottoms? Would you like to have a dogs bottom? They truely have the Rolls Royce of bums, no wiping needed. Think of the money you would save on toilet paper over the years.
rubschin:
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Dogs bottoms how come they do not?
have to wipe their bottoms? Would you like to have a dogs bottom? They truely have the Rolls Royce of bums, no wiping needed. Think of the money you would save on toilet paper over the years.
rubschin:
It's the grass stains that are the problem, not the paper.
http://youtu.be/gFvkr6GBWLw (http://youtu.be/gFvkr6GBWLw)
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Is it strange to want your horse at your wedding?
Im not currently engaged or with any wedding plans but I was thinking if I did get married I would like my loan horse to be there. Its probably not the done thing over here in the UK, and Im not fussed on horses pulling carriages etc.
My loan horse is a big part of my life, I go to him after work and we share silences. I take care of his needs, then I hop on board and he takes me away from all my stresses. If Im happy or Im down, he is always there and a good listener. We do have our off days like any relationship but is it strange to want him there?
whacky115
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Are you reading in the freaks and nutters section ? noooo:
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Are you reading in the freaks and nutters section ? noooo:
I thought that was the only section?
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At least give us the link so that we can help the poor girl....
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq) whistle:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alh2WZOt6Q_2K5wvNF84FqcET31G;_ylv=3?qid=20111025111448AAvCVUq) whistle:
You could serve it up for the wedding breakfast!
whistle:
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Spank2:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Fpotkettle.png&hash=551d3d0acf53e8313298c885afd83684a3436ec3)
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You could have his head in your bed on your wedding night just like in the film 'The Godfather' that would be really cool.
happ096
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Spank2:
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Bigjerre is tired of atheists (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6472gGZSztY#)
Not Yahoo I know but hells bells. happy001 happy001
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How to make a room look Christmasy?
I've got lights up around my tv and a red fluffy throw over my bed and a tree with lights and tinsel and all that and Christmas music playing.
What homemade things can I make to make my room look more chritmasy?
I know it's too early I'm just prepering I LOVE Christmas so I do things early.
::)
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fft41e7227%2F302938_294403257254490_284196511608498_1136420_1117868417_n.jpg&hash=4d2bbe04be5473479af57f399eff57c3b67dc4a2) (http://postimage.org/image/ft41e7227/)
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lol: lol: lol:
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How long does it take to travel from lancaster to leicester? by tube?
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Why do gingers have restricted movement?
I'm ginger and I'm 17. I'm 18 in a months time and my mate said gingers can't go into pubs or large cities? I also want to join the army as an officer but apparently they don't accept gingers, so I'm going to have to move to my second best option and play football for Manchester utd. But my mate said gingers can't go into Manchester or london and I'll get arrested. Also I was thinking, prince harry is Ginger- should I call the police to arrest him as his house is in London?
happy001
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Why do gingers have restricted movement?
I'm ginger and I'm 17. I'm 18 in a months time and my mate said gingers can't go into pubs or large cities? I also want to join the army as an officer but apparently they don't accept gingers, so I'm going to have to move to my second best option and play football for Manchester utd. But my mate said gingers can't go into Manchester or london and I'll get arrested. Also I was thinking, prince harry is Ginger- should I call the police to arrest him as his house is in London?
happy001
;D ;D ;D
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It is bovvering him
Do Gingers have restricted movement in the UK?
I'm Ginger and I want to play football for manchester utd. My mate told me you can't go into Manchester if you have Ginger hair. I was worried because when I play football for manchester utd will I get arrested for being in Manchester? Should I shave my hair off so no one knows I'm Ginger? Also can I play for england because I'm Ginger? And when I go to play teams like france do I have to apply for a special passport for being Ginger? And how much extra tax do you have to pay?
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It is bovvering him
Do Gingers have restricted movement in the UK?
I'm Ginger and I want to play football for manchester utd. My mate told me you can't go into Manchester if you have Ginger hair. I was worried because when I play football for manchester utd will I get arrested for being in Manchester? Should I shave my hair off so no one knows I'm Ginger? Also can I play for england because I'm Ginger? And when I go to play teams like france do I have to apply for a special passport for being Ginger? And how much extra tax do you have to pay?
I didn't know you played the beautiful game Nick! point:
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sleep017
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sleep017
We can add it to your list of hobbies! :thumbsup:
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At least I don't paint whistle:
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Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!
Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!
Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
Tutor gave me a massage....weird? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027044545AAWhlWm)
cloud9:
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Oh Fvck! You mean we are supposed to give proper answers and not ones that take the piss? eeek:
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BM has too much time on his hands noooo:
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Oh Fvck! You mean we are supposed to give proper answers and not ones that take the piss? eeek:
I've been werking on my points like.... redface:
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I am banned noooo:
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I am banned noooo:
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I use an alias or two eveilgrin:
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I use an alias or two eveilgrin:
Nick? happy001
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It is bovvering him
Do Gingers have restricted movement in the UK?
I'm Ginger and I want to play football for manchester utd. My mate told me you can't go into Manchester if you have Ginger hair. I was worried because when I play football for manchester utd will I get arrested for being in Manchester? Should I shave my hair off so no one knows I'm Ginger? Also can I play for england because I'm Ginger? And when I go to play teams like france do I have to apply for a special passport for being Ginger? And how much extra tax do you have to pay?
I didn't know you played the beautiful game Nick! point:
Berkham? whistle:
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Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!
Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!
Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
if we went to war with france over the euro crisis? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027072639AAWJyAa)
Another one.... cloud9:
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You're hooked now aren't ya ? noooo:
What do points make then ?
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You're hooked now aren't ya ? noooo:
What do points make then ?
Prizes! lol:
No... redface:
Once you get 250 points you move to Level 2 and can do other stuff....
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You're hooked now aren't ya ? noooo:
What do points make then ?
He's gotta beat you at summat point:
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You're hooked now aren't ya ? noooo:
What do points make then ?
He's gotta beat you at summat point:
happy001
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'Other stuff' like what ? rubschin:
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You're hooked now aren't ya ? noooo:
What do points make then ?
Prizes! lol:
No... redface:
Once you get 250 points you move to Level 2 and can do other stuff....
I've been level 2 for ages ::)
370 points last time I bothered to look. whistle:
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'Other stuff' like what ? rubschin:
Vajazzeled Bejazzled or whatever it was called like
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'Other stuff' like what ? rubschin:
None that I have ever found ..... oh and I just checked 420 points whistle:
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I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?
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I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?
rubschin:
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I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?
Because Nick isn't always here... ::)
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I can't see the point.
If I wanted to read drivel written by an idiot, why would I go there?
Because Nick isn't always here... ::)
Valid point, well made. :thumbsup:
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Another one! eeek:
Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!
Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!
Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
The traditional family is outdated and misogynistic - Should the EU ban it? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027051554AAOLVM2)
I am now on Level 2... cloud9:
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Every1 always tlkin bowt humanz but what is human? is it like food or sumtin?
noooo:
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I'm not bothered about points or levels. Tell him/her it's made with chickpeas
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Just shows BM is prepared to be nice to people for points rubschin:
Maybe we should create some kind of reward system here happy001
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How long before he gets up to zero rubschin:
We could have a sweepstake like
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Re-introduce smoting you say...? rubschin:
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With levels, additional powers and super dooper kudos ...you wouldn't want that though whistle:
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With levels, additional powers and super dooper kudos ...you wouldn't want that though whistle:
It doesn't sound like I'd get it.... evil:
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In Canada, is it legal or illegal to have consensual relationship with a horse?
In the US, for whatever reason, this physical activity is surprisingly not legal. I do not understand why though, if the relationship is fully consensual (the horse doesn't kick the person)...
eeek:
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eeek: eeek:
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There's not much going on in Canada. Most boring people on earth>>>>> like Belgium but colder.
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjJn_LKinV2qFrI0jMUp3yBTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111030112456AA3rQbv (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjJn_LKinV2qFrI0jMUp3yBTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111030112456AA3rQbv)
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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noooo:
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I wonder if the ship is docked, and we are making love, will it rock like my camper does?
eeek:
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European height system?
what is "1 meter and 53 centimeters" or "1.53 " in American height?
rubschin:
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European height system?
what is "1 meter and 53 centimeters" or "1.53 " in American height?
rubschin:
Umm we need a link I think as I am pretty sure that the answer is....14st 4lbs or 90.7kg
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European height system?
what is "1 meter and 53 centimeters" or "1.53 " in American height?
rubschin:
Umm we need a link I think as I am pretty sure that the answer is....14st 4lbs or 90.7kg
lol: lol: lol:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:
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whistle:
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Oh BM noooo:
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Oh BM noooo:
redface:
I stoled it... redface:
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Go on off you go, you know where the naughty step is.....
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Go on off you go, you know where the naughty step is.....
sad32:
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If Denny's is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
rubschin:
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If Denny's is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
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What have I started? noooo:
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What have I started? noooo:
And now you are banned! point:
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sad24:
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What would you do in this hypothetical scenario?
You have been captured and are being held in a closed room. Your sister has been stripped of her clothes and is tied down to the floor. Three men are there, and they tell you to rape her. If you don't, then they will. What would you do?
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Try to get between them? Gayer:
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Try to get between them? Gayer:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8 (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8)
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Try to get between them? Gayer:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8 (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111031115403AAiTES8)
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Wha? Shrugs:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
:thumbsup:
So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases redface:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
:thumbsup:
So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases redface:
Captain Swing! Gayer:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
:thumbsup:
So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases redface:
Captain Swing! Gayer:
Google it you bufoon..... Christ does nobody here know any history. evil:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnRywHSYXOSNfHoJpcu5IBVTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111031062448AAdgOFf) whistle:
A meter is for measuring water, gas, electricity.
Do you mean a metre?
:thumbsup:
So glad you liked that answer ........ whoops I seem to have given away one of my aliases redface:
Captain Swing! Gayer:
Google it you bufoon..... Christ does nobody here know any history. evil:
Captain Swing was the name appended to some of the threatening letters during the rural English Swing Riots of 1830, when labourers rioted over the introduction of new threshing machines and the loss of their livelihoods.
Thrashing! Gayer:
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angel1
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One of my ancestors was imprisoned for taking part in those riots.
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What is the relevance of the Puff the Magic Dragon to the Civil Rights movement of the early 1960s?
rubschin:
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Hello, I need some advice from people who have used the eurail system and visited some cities in Europe. I have 9 days and here is a sample itinerary. I am flying to Paris because that's where one of my friends is living.
Day1 Paris arrival 8am night train to Madrid
Day 2 Madrid > Salamanca (visiting friends) night
Day 3 Salamanca Am >Madrid> Seville (pm, visiting friends)
Day 4 Seville > Barcelona
Day 5 Barcelona > night train to Switzerland (dont know where yet, looking for sky town that is train accessible, perhaps close to geneva)
Day 6 Switzerland (ski, mt. bike, or skydive depending on the weather and what city we end up in) night train to Brussels.
Day 7 Brussels> London PM
Day 8 London> Paris PM
Day 9 Flight out of Paris
happy002
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Should i bring a knife ot school to stab someone?
i cant go to school becuase im planing ot bring a knife to stab Justin and a student named JT with and run away form the cops becase Justin bullies me i want to satb him with a kitchen knife at school
eeek:
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I may have lung cancer, Should i get a flu shot?
eeek:
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Tell it seems to be hardly worth it angel1
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Am I a virgin?????????????????
In school today this boy brushed against my body, am i still a virgin?
rubschin:
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What is the relevance of the Puff the Magic Dragon to the Civil Rights movement of the early 1960s?
rubschin:
Having lived through the 60's it is largely impossible to comment razz:
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Tell it seems to be hardly worth it angel1
lol: lol: lol:
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My cat just spoke to me? Help please',?
Listen, I don't want you saying that this is a load of rubbish. I've locked myself in the bathroom. I was feeding him and then he said the words 'my food not yours'. As you can imagine I jumped and he looked at me and then ate the food. Help mee please bec use it seems like he's on the other side of the door. If I die in here I'm sorry. Help please, I've kept my phone in the bathroom so I can get a Internet signal. But my cat really just talked to me. Help please suggestions?...
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I've just came out of the bathroom and he's not in the house. I'm 15 btw
9 hours ago
I just found out it was the radio the whole time, their talking about food consumption on the radio, my cats fine, I can't believe I thought I was gonna have to fight back against him :'( sorry guys and thank you
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My cat just spoke to me? Help please',?
Listen, I don't want you saying that this is a load of rubbish. I've locked myself in the bathroom. I was feeding him and then he said the words 'my food not yours'. As you can imagine I jumped and he looked at me and then ate the food. Help mee please bec use it seems like he's on the other side of the door. If I die in here I'm sorry. Help please, I've kept my phone in the bathroom so I can get a Internet signal. But my cat really just talked to me. Help please suggestions?...
10 hours ago - 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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I've just came out of the bathroom and he's not in the house. I'm 15 btw
9 hours ago
I just found out it was the radio the whole time, their talking about food consumption on the radio, my cats fine, I can't believe I thought I was gonna have to fight back against him :'( sorry guys and thank you
Oh Nick... Jim isn't real you know.... noooo:
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Does eamonn holmes own a pie factory?
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Is there a way to bring your textbook into an exam without them knowing?
doh:
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Yes ...you revise and then it's in yer head like whistle:
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Yes ...you revise and then it's in yer head like whistle:
Remarkable close to the first answer! :thumbsup:
All you have to do is just read the textbook until all the information is in your head. That way, you can look up the answer in your brain without looking suspicious!
It's brilliant isn't it? It's a special technique I call "Studying".
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No there isn't...
And if your maths and biology knowledge is as poor as your spelling and grammar you may as well not bother turning up to the exam anyway...
Just practice some essential bits of knowledge over and over...
I'd suggest "would you like fries with that?"
His response: -
but i arledy wrk at in and out burger?
happy001
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happy001
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I got top answer! lol:
Asker's Rating: *****
This has to be the most well-structured and most proficiently hilarious response I've ever seen. Good stuff man.
rubschin:
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Linky?
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Linky?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111103025941AAvB8zy (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111103025941AAvB8zy)
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Guy Fox?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk%2FSTUfawkes.JPG&hash=202173c10ee67ac983ce92368bb5993fe8b5df7b)
Who, the Fox hat?
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Guy Fox?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk%2FSTUfawkes.JPG&hash=202173c10ee67ac983ce92368bb5993fe8b5df7b)
Who, the Fox hat?
lol: lol: How many years have you waited to be able to do the old 'fox hat' joke Darwin?
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I trust that by now some kind soul has put this ignorant child out of their misery and at least given them the correct spelling in order that they may Google the subject.
Personally I can't be arsed to search Yahoo Answers to find the question ..... but then I am not a kind soul by any definition.
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How dow do I make my dart frog deadly to humans?
I have a golden dart frog I purchased from an exotic pet store. They have no poison when raised in captivity because they get their poison from their diet they eat in the wild. With that being said I was reading on Wiki and found out that wild ones are the most deadly land animals in the world so I was wondering what I could feed it to give it some poison. I was told at the pet store to never feed one ant's so would that work?
scared2:
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Guy Fox?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk%2FSTUfawkes.JPG&hash=202173c10ee67ac983ce92368bb5993fe8b5df7b)
Who, the Fox hat?
lol: lol: How many years have you waited to be able to do the old 'fox hat' joke Darwin?
Opportunities are rare.
Also, as it is a joke much favoured by one DPDance, I try to avoid association. ;)
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The question now is ...... should a fake fox fur be described as Faux Fox? whistle:
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How dow do I make my dart frog deadly to humans?
I have a golden dart frog I purchased from an exotic pet store. They have no poison when raised in captivity because they get their poison from their diet they eat in the wild. With that being said I was reading on Wiki and found out that wild ones are the most deadly land animals in the world so I was wondering what I could feed it to give it some poison. I was told at the pet store to never feed one ant's so would that work?
scared2:
We need a link paraquat would work as would sticking a hand grenade up it's bottom.
Faux fox sounds about right. I didn't know that Dippy used that joke we could make a VP film. DP Dances with foxes. There could be an Oscar in it for someone. rubschin:
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On the subject of ignorance I'm afraid it is not confined to the USA.
Woodstock was asked, by a student, "Soooooo ... Was Queen Victoria the one wot got her head chopped off then?"
Before Woodstock could recover another student bellowed "No you arse, that was Anne Boleyn"
First student then replied "Oh so Ann Boleyn was her mum then"
Woodstock reports that she felt an urgent need to leave the room before committing a capital crime.
Same student, who clearly has not grasped the concept of history, also asked "Sooooooo...... If Queen Victoria got Christmas from the Germans does that mean we didn't have Christmas before her then?"
Guffaws around the room and someone else answered "You twat, Christmas has been around since Jesus was born innit and that's like fousands of years ago"
Personally I am in awe of Woodstock's patience ~ I'd have killed someone by now. eveilgrin:
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BTW Out of a class of 20 students all studying As level history (which means they must have gained a GCSE at least) only two recognised that Henry VIII was the eighth king to bear the name Henry and had six wives rather than the other way around.
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I really like women showing there ribs to me by sticking their chests out or arching.. Is this wrong?
whacky115
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On the subject of ignorance I'm afraid it is not confined to the USA.......
Same student, who clearly has not grasped the concept of history, also asked "Sooooooo...... If Queen Victoria got Christmas from the Germans does that mean we didn't have Christmas before her then?"
Guffaws around the room and someone else answered "You twat, Christmas has been around since Jesus was born innit and that's like fousands of years ago"
Of all the episodes that were ever broadcast of "Till Death Do Us Part", Dandy Nicholls line 1m 08s in is the one I will never forget. Beautiful timing
Jesus was English! (according to Alf Garnett) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWKy4RHf5tQ#)
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Why is my cat vibrating?
rubschin:
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Why is my cat vibrating?
rubschin:
Is it a B.O.B ? lol:
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What month is it in the UK?
Well, I live in the US. And, well it's November here...and I was just wondering if other countries around the world shared the same month as us...for example, like is it November in the UK? Yeah, well you might think I'm dumb but how am I supposed to know?
Banghead
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Is Belfast close from hollywood?
just want to know ... is Belfast close or really close or never close from Hollywood?
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Yes Belfast Northern Ireland & Hollywood California
noooo:
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How does the baby know what hole to come out of when they are being born?
rubschin:
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Hey, Cyprus, look what you got!
Congratulations, you've got a best answer and 10 extra points!
Your answer to the following question really hit the spot and has been chosen as the best answer:
What color is the yellow submarine? Blue or yellow? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111029003220AARZDWX)
469 points now like.... whistle:
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doh:
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Do you think BM is spending far too much time on Yahoo Answers looking for easy and quick wins to boost his points slush fund ? rubschin:
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Do you think BM is spending far too much time on Yahoo Answers looking for easy and quick wins to boost his points slush fund ? rubschin:
That was a hard one! lol:
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Is it normal, to pretend you're an onion when you're alone?
noooo:
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Is it normal, to pretend you're an onion when you're alone?
noooo:
Oh yes , that would help to explain the crying like whistle:
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Is it normal, to pretend you're an onion when you're alone?
noooo:
Only if it is spring........ whistle:
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Or when your pickled whistle:
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Difference between educated and undetected?
whacky115
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Difference between educated and undetected?
whacky115
Some of them are as thick as shit aren't they...?
And how do the ones that post their homework questions on there cope at exam time...? Shrugs:
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Difference between educated and undetected?
whacky115
2 letters Shrugs:
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Summarize what a photographer does?
noooo:
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How do these people survive? noooo:
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How do these people survive? noooo:
I have no idea... you wonder how some of them manage to get out of bed in the morning on their own.... noooo:
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Tell me everything about catapults?
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Summarize what a photographer does?
noooo:
Generally perv and point whistle:
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Popcorn:
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Why do we see lightning before we hear the thunder?
Speed of sound is faster than speed of light or Speed of light is faster than speed of sound
Banghead Banghead
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What effect does holding your breath have on breathing?
noooo:
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How do I contact my deceased Nan?
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How do I contact my deceased Nan?
Indian Call Centre? redface:
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Did The Titanic Rise ?
No it sank, that what all the fuss was all about. I think they made a movie out of the story and I am sure somebody was standing on the front of the ship when it went down. Some Swiss Canadian bird was singing in the background but she was going on and on.
:thumbsup:
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How do I type the number 10 if the keyboard only goes up to the number 9 ?
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Did The Titanic Rise ?
No it sank, that what all the fuss was all about. I think they made a movie out of the story and I am sure somebody was standing on the front of the ship when it went down. Some Swiss Canadian bird was singing in the background but she was going on and on.
:thumbsup:
The cat makes more sense than Nick? eeek:
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Archutecture or what ever you spell it like?
basicly ive considered being an archutect, im ffteen and my mum is saying i have to pick a univeristy so im think for a job i like to be an archutect, im a good drawer an i like building mini models but what else will i have to do???
Well English teecher is not an option noooo:
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It's a bumper day today!!
Bunking of school plan?
Im going to bunk school tomorrow but I don't know if I will get caught. Im bunking because MW3 is coming out in shops tomorrow and its an 18, If I go in school time in my own clothes they will think Im 18 and have less suspision. Heres the plan...
Get dressed in normal uniform.
Put my own clothes in my school bag.
Get to school early.
Phone the school pretending to be my dad and say I'm ill and not coming in.
Get changed in toilets.
Go buy the game.
Go back to school at end of day.
Get changed.
Picked up from mum.
Play game...
I have enough money its just my dad and mum wont buy me it coz i get addicted but i dont -.-
Im doing this plan with a mate so tell me what you think <3 xx
What can possibly go wrong?
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Archutecture or what ever you spell it like?
basicly ive considered being an archutect, im ffteen and my mum is saying i have to pick a univeristy so im think for a job i like to be an archutect, im a good drawer an i like building mini models but what else will i have to do???
Well English teecher is not an option noooo:
Indeed....
I am not sure wheather to pursue law or piloting. They r all well paying but am still confused?
all require some tough *** commitment n don say do that which u lyk :-) i luvd piloting bt th disadvantages r overwhelming law is also very stressful
There is huge competition for jobs as pilots - you'll need to spend thousands to get your qualifications and get your hours up before an airline will look at you. Pilots become professional pilots because they love flying - not because it pays well.
On the other hand, I can imagine in the increasingly litigious society that we live in there must be a large demand for lawyers...
However, if your posted question is an indication of your level of spelling and grammar you don't have a chance at either. Have you considered flipping burgers...?
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Where is England, what is the UK, is Scotland a separate island?
I'm soooooooooooooooo confused please help. I am lost, I found Thailand but cannot find England on the map.
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Sooooooooooo good that we have a "Special Relationship" with these people ::)
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What's this age diffrence?
What is the age difference between 6/8/95 and 10/8/96? Thanks
Banghead noooo:
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How is Christmas celebrated in Israel?
Banghead
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Check the first answer
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n)
noooo: noooo:
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Check the first answer
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgG1AnFmUasmY27A3iyDo1dTUH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20111109021858AAmD58n)
noooo: noooo:
He prolly got all his homework answered on there! noooo:
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Who was king of America in 1910?
Need an answer fast!!!!
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Who was the first dog to go to the moon?
Banghead
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HMS Beagle?
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What are some perils of wearing yellow underwear?
asking for a friend
whacky115
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People mistake you for a bowl of custard?
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Car has been in garage going on the 6 week is this standard?
In some parts of Cyprus several years is the norm.
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Car has been in garage going on the 6 week is this standard?
In some parts of Cyprus several years is the norm.
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evil:
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Why dont chickens have nipples?
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Im a 13 year old girl and hate my arms?
rubschin:
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Don't you find you lose the will to live after reading them for some time...? noooo:
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Don't you find you lose the will to live after reading them for some time...? noooo:
That's why I don't read them noooo:
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Miss D writes:
Do you know any dessert thats all chocolate but really healthy?
I need help because I eat way too much chocolate and it would be great to be able to eat it without all the guilt, do you guys know what I can do about that? Any recipes would be great! Thanks in advance! :)
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Is it true that dogs lay eggs?
How are puppies born, do the dogs lay eggs and then the puppies hatch? Thanks.
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How do i become a writer ?
im not sure what i want to do after secondary school and at the moment i am going to a college to become a chef but i also want to become a writer i was thinking i could write about historical events and people like the life of king James and the gunpowder plot (one book on true events and one that based on the event but would not be 100 % accurate ) i know allot about it i just don't know how to write it know in a book plus im only 18 so i don't know if i should leave it off for a while.
noooo:
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Recommend keeping up with the cooking course and sign up for a course in basic literacy skills.
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Sex for the first time...?
Hey, I'm 17 and I have been with my boyfriend for just over a year now. We have been discussing having sex and the other day I know he bought a condom, and tomorrow night Im going round his as his parents are out. So yeah i think its gonna happen. I feel im ready and i feel happy with him 100% before people start saying that and im not worried or anything, but i just have a few questions about it that you wouldnt learn about or ask someone about!!
Firstly, does it hurt??
Secondly, will it bleed??
Thirdly, how long does it normally last??
And lastly, when do you know to stop doing it??
eeek:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h)
Banghead
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h)
Banghead
lol: lol: lol:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah4TKzB3TZE0_SbtniGtpfQ.KXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111113151952AAmjb6h)
Banghead
lol: lol: lol:
scared:
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How many hours are in the shortest/longest day this year (in the UK) ?
It seems that 24 is not the correct answer!
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How many hours are in the shortest/longest day this year (in the UK) ?
It seems that 24 is not the correct answer!
You got thumbs up! :thumbsup:
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Is there any way i can find someone i saw at an airport?
it was in 2006/7, at an airport in milan
noooo:
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Do A.D. dates go backwards?
I know that B.C. dates go backwards but hat about A.D. dates
noooo:
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Can airplane land and take of like an aircraft?I mean lift up and down!?
I remember that in one of my flights the plain take off and landing was similar to aircrafts!
I mean it toke off straight up and landed like an aircraft straight down.
I told few friends about it, but no one believed me!
whacky115
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Can airplane land and take of like an aircraft?I mean lift up and down!?
I remember that in one of my flights the plain take off and landing was similar to aircrafts!
I mean it toke off straight up and landed like an aircraft straight down.
I told few friends about it, but no one believed me!
whacky115
noooo:
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Is Liverpool in London, England?
I know that this might seem like a dumb question, but it's very important for me to know. I write books, and believe it or not, I have always had a passion for writing ever since I was a child. I'm working on a book right now and it's very important that I get every bit of detail as possible about the setting. The book that I am writing takes place in London, England. The book involves the ocean, so I was trying to find a place in London that is close to it. Someone I talked to said Liverpool. Usually, I research the area before I work on my book. If anyone can help answer my questions it would be greatly appreciated. Is Liverpool really in London? If so, is it by the ocean? And if not, can someone please give me a list of places in London that are close to the ocean? Once again, it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. :)
Banghead
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Linky please angel1
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Linky please angel1
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111121023714AAXg9mW (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111121023714AAXg9mW)
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How long is the drive from indianapolis to europe?
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Banghead Banghead Banghead
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How do these people manage to survive even 24 hours of a life? noooo:
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Which of these things are FLUIDS???? (10 pts)?
a. T-shirt
b. Oxygen
c. Helium
d. Wood
e. Cheerios
f. Body Wash
g. Pepsi
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How do these people manage to survive even 24 hours of a life? noooo:
I really don't know.... noooo:
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Has my friend got learning disabilites?
Sometimes i ask her a question and she says an answer out of context, like i said ''did u tell ur friend about last night'' and she said ''i dont think she likes me''......she really bad at maths, cant add and aint really that smart...she said her iq is 58...and her questions are rather repetitive
rubschin:
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Has my friend got learning disabilites?
Sometimes i ask her a question and she says an answer out of context, like i said ''did u tell ur friend about last night'' and she said ''i dont think she likes me''......she really bad at maths, cant add and aint really that smart...she said her iq is 58...and her questions are rather repetitive
rubschin:
Mr C said that he would never tell. redface: redface:
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True or false? Daily Mail readers now believe Poland to be empty?
razz:
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True or false? Daily Mail readers now believe Poland to be empty?
razz:
lol: lol: lol:
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How does a blind person pick up their dog poo?
rubschin:
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How does a blind person pick up their dog poo?
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
What an excellent question!
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After splitting the skin of Sheep tripe, do we eat the smooth inside, or the lumpy outside?
We have taken the inside off the lumpy outside but are not sure whether to cook the inside or the outside.
sick2:
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Can circumsition be reversed?
Does the foreskin get frozen for ppl that change their mind?
Do ppl donate foreskins for ppl that changed their mind?
noooo:
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Are they allergic to vowels ?
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The Brat writes:
How does my mother know everything i do?
Everything and im not kidding
For example i go to school and want to stay longer... i say its for work but really its for this group meeting, she comes to pick me up and says so how was work, i said good i managed to finish, then she started getting grumpy and when i asked her why she said i dont want to talk about it... then she started shouting i knw where you were! and she even knew the name of the group and i never even told her
Also for example i skipped a lesson she asked me did u skip a lesson today, i said no, she said liar!!
It happens all the time not only school but even at home.. i go on facebook, then from downstairs shell shout at me to get of facebook
i drink when i go out with friends only 1 or 2 shell tell me to stop drinking
HOW THE HELL WOULD SHE KNOW!!!!???!!!
Someone answers
I have a teacher in school who is just like your mum. I asked her how she knows whats going on all the time, she said she "keeps her ear to the ground" but i think she uses tec to find out. She can see what we are doing on are computers from her desk in a different room even!
- Your mum may have a tracker device on you? (might be your phone even or a watch, etc)
- She can contact people and read status's on your facebook to find out whats going on also. (you should delete her!)
- Your mum may have a spy (usually a brother or sister - but in this case could be your school teacher)
There are many different types of devices and software to find out where people are and what they are doing. Keep this im mind. I would recommend you google spy equipment for to find out more.
Poor little dears are soooooooooooooo dumb razz:
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That someone wouldnt happen to be called Nick perchance? rubschin:
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I DONT GET HOW THINGS(NUMBERS) ARE MORE THEN EACH OTHER!!!?
HOW IS 5 POUNDS BIGGER THEN 3 HOW IS 15 BIGGER THEN 3 , HOW DOES A NUMBE RLINE WORK!!
is it 5 is bigger then three because in a number line any number after a number is add and add means .. joining something onto a number (so getting more of something and adding it onto the same thing) to increase quantity etc. ??? someone please explain in the simplest form , im over thinking it!!!
noooo:
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Bank statement...it says avail bal -£8.18p....what does the minus mean?
doh:
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What would a sperm sing?
Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is the movie Titanic based on the reality or just the imagination?
Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is there a ship called Titanic in the past?
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whacky115
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noooo:
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There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
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There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
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What would a sperm sing?
The Surfaris - Wipeout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG2naf70MbY#)
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There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Take your pick ;)
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There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Take your pick ;)
I'd vote 'both'... lol:
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There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Take your pick ;)
I'd vote 'both'... lol:
rubschin: But if you had only one choice?
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There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Take your pick ;)
I'd vote 'both'... lol:
rubschin: But if you had only one choice?
Oh....
rubschin:
rubschin:
rubschin:
It was 'heads', the Titanic doubter! lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
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How to draw a person riding a dinosaur?
an image will help :)
whacky115
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How to draw a person riding a dinosaur?
an image will help :)
whacky115
Like drawing an owl I would think....
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There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Titanic and Tit-Nick.
You never see them in the same room do you? rubschin:
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There is no hope for him I'm afraid noooo:
Nick or the Titanic doubter...? lol:
Titanic and Tit-Nick.
You never see them in the same room do you? rubschin:
rubschin:
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I'm a university student.i wish always be clover student ,so how i study hard and how should i do? ?
Please answer it soon and be honest.i'm realy interesting
noooo:
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Are they talking butter or 4 leaf? rubschin:
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Help I Am Failing university!?
I am a first year undergraduate in English and Psychology at a universiry in london and have found out I am failing in my english modules.Does anyone know how to go about resit essays and how to improve and.motivate yourself to actually continue? I am finding it really hard to concentrate and all the pressure has resulted in.me binging alot more than.usually I.have no idea what that is doing to mybody so if anyone knows any gruesome factsvabout binging on.junk food pleasevtell me I need real help to stop this binge/ restrict pattern of eating. If not any advice from previous uni students would be grateful. Also seeing as its.not an exam does it meani can do.it whenever I like I was thinking of xmas hols? Also I am confused about how to organise my ideas logically :/
noooo:
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team)
How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team)
How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
I'd imagine at 14 and 15 they could tell her.... lol:
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team) How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team"
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HOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.
The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.
The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.
They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.
The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.
As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.
Good grief noooo:
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team) How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team"
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She obviously misunderstood....
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and got f****d by a football team"
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How do I give my kids The Talk?
My children are 14 and 15, and I've decided it's time to give them the talk. You know, sex. Problem is, I'm an orphan, so my parents never told me about sex, and I'm not really sure what happens. (I was very, very, very drunk when I conceived the children, I used to be an alcoholic until I found out I was pregnant. I got sober, and straightened my life out. Then I got drunk again and that's how I got my second kid. Haven't drank since, my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team) How do I teach my kids about sex when I don't even know all the facts???
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and getting stood on by a football team"
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
She obviously misunderstood....
"my mother died from drinking too much and then passing out on the road and got f****d by a football team"
lol: lol: lol:
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HOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.
The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.
The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.
They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.
The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.
As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.
Good grief noooo:
Ooo linky please, we could really mess with the mind and do a whole 'three word story' or we could finish the story please don't take this opportunity from us. eveilgrin:
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Did Hitler kill a poor innocent dog?!?!?!?
I mean, I can see past the whole Jew thing but a dog? That is absoloutely inhuamane! I heard he killed it because he was going to die. He is a sicko and I hope he burns in hell for this!
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HOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.
The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.
The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.
They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.
The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.
As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.
Good grief noooo:
Ooo linky please, we could really mess with the mind and do a whole 'three word story' or we could finish the story please don't take this opportunity from us. eveilgrin:
How should you continue? A bottle of whiskey and a revolver should work wonders. whistle:
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HOW SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE ANSWER! ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PPLEASE!!?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STORY SO FAR? HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONTINUE?
The wind thrashed at the panes lambasting them with exiguous boulders which killed the silence with their constant clatter. With every bullet that struck the glass it threatened to puncture releasing the melancholy out into the iciness of the tempest.
The air was thick with grief which hung to the suits who sniffed; taking in the musky taste of moth balls and dust which filled the room dispersing like twirling tendrils.
The conventions that had embedded themselves in the room included the damp which hung like dried blood on the wallpaper of purple diamonds, which splintered the wall leaving flaky skin and scratches that weaved around escaping at the windows. The only anomaly that broke the trend was the white of the vestments which hung in solemn manifestation overlooking the mourning suits.
They all seemed to cower in fear at the sight of the coffin which seemed to hover in the air lifeless. Even the ones who caught it the corner of their eye would instantly shiver and divert their attention to another part of the room. Of course they were all saddened by the death of person who would be forever asleep inside, but their death had been so suspicious that anyone who felt associated with it hadn't turned up to this occasion.
The clock at back of the room clinging to mantelpiece glared down at the gathering, bewitching them with its two hands clawing at the numbers persisting to 3 o'clock. It chimed once. It chimed twice. It chimed three times and everyone in the room was silenced. They all knew it. It was time to bury their child.
As they all made their way to their seats the only sound that was made was the creaking of the cold metallic chairs and more sniffling and wailing cries. All eyes turned to the attention of the old, grey vicar who loomed at the podium at the front pulling out from his robes a tatty, old papistry from which his droning voice boomed around the room, which began to ring in the ears of the glum faces that from time to time looked up from their handkerchiefs only to return bursting from the eyes with their despair.
Good grief noooo:
rubschin:
Are you sure that this is not your latest offering to FE Week?...
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rubschin:
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How does an airplane pilot get into the cockpit?
I have seen on films that the doors to the airplane cockpits can only be opened from the inside to stop terrorists etc. Now when I was thinking about about it. How do they get in in the first place? They can't be left open overnight can they in case someone happens to get in. And there can't be a special key to open it from the outside because that would defeat the whole idea of it been open from the inside, eg, a terrorist could steal this special key and get in. Does anyone know the answer to this?
doh:
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Good question...
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Good question...
ANd your answer is?
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Beam me up Scotty?
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Is there a time difference between Las Vegas to London?
Dep London................09.25 Arr . Detroit...........13.10
Dep Detroit.................15.47 Arr Las Vegas 17.24
Dep Las Vegas ........09.10 Arr Detroit ..........16.05
Dep Detroit ................18.35 Arr London ......07.30
Why does coming back to London take so much longer? Is the International Date Line involved here?
noooo:
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Is there a time difference between Las Vegas to London?
Dep London................09.25 Arr . Detroit...........13.10
Dep Detroit.................15.47 Arr Las Vegas 17.24
Dep Las Vegas ........09.10 Arr Detroit ..........16.05
Dep Detroit ................18.35 Arr London ......07.30
Why does coming back to London take so much longer? Is the International Date Line involved here?
noooo:
What a mong.... noooo:
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Why does it get colder and snow more in scottland compared to south england?
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Will a Laptop run on Egypt electric?
Banghead
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What do the Masai Tribe think about tourists in Kenya?
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Will a Laptop run on Egypt electric?
Banghead
Oh come one Nick, you could have so much fun with that one. Hell just telling the eejit that they would have to change the laptops language and location settings to be compatible would have been good for a laugh. eveilgrin:
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I am banned from answering questions for some reason sad24:
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I am banned from answering questions for some reason sad24:
Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:
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I am banned from answering questions for some reason sad24:
Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:
You keep coming back tho donchya? evil:
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I am banned from answering questions for some reason sad24:
Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:
I'm sure Mr Toad would love to answer some questions..... eveilgrin:
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Well, what do the Masai think of tourism? Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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It has its ups and downs. rubschin:
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I am banned from answering questions for some reason sad24:
Get a false ID...........on one forum I have been banned 5 times......... whistle:
You keep coming back tho donchya? evil:
Actually I shouldn't have said that because some of them know I am on here ........MIss T got banned for 33 years (without knowing it whistle: )
So just in case anyone from the said forum is reading.......................UP YOURS.... 8)
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I'm guessing Miss T wasn't using that site much beforehand then. lol:
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I'm guessing Miss T wasn't using that site much beforehand then. lol:
She didn't even know she had joined ............ whistle: untill she got a shitty e-mail........ redface:
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I'm pretty sure I can guess but what was her reaction. rubschin:
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I coose my carrier as engginer or editor,pls help me ?
Hi guys
i wass total confused what should i suppose to do next
i complete diploma in computer science ,now should i join Mca or enginering
i hate maths
my hobbies are editing ,research on neworks and learning new things like playing guitar ,design a wabsits etc...
I thaught an idea should i continue education or join editing courses pls tell me which one is better carrier for me which you recommend
Thanks a tone in advance :-)
noooo:
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Tell them to take a course in basic literacy skills.
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Why does it get dark early in the UK and Ireland?
I'm wondering because where I live, the sun rises at 7 and sets around 5, and for the UK and also Ireland it rises at 8 and ends around 4. Why is this? Is it because they are near the North pole? They have 2 less hours of sunlight... I thought everyone's would be similar.
Banghead
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How do you do the Hitler Salute correctly?
You cross your right hand across your chest and bring it forward - The classic "Hitler Salute"; but what is the correct footing?
Which foot do you stamp and how?
In the British military you bring your left knee up to 90-degrees and down, but is the Nazi Salute this way or is it a mere up-and-down stamp?
Lastly, when do you stamp?
Does your foot come down as your arm is raising, or as you cross your chest?
THANKS
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How do you do the Hitler Salute correctly?
You cross your right hand across your chest and bring it forward - The classic "Hitler Salute"; but what is the correct footing?
Which foot do you stamp and how?
In the British military you bring your left knee up to 90-degrees and down, but is the Nazi Salute this way or is it a mere up-and-down stamp?
Lastly, when do you stamp?
Does your foot come down as your arm is raising, or as you cross your chest?
Harry
eeek:
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Need help with essay plzzzz! !!!!!!!!!!!!?
Hey guyz i have got a essay and i realy dnt knw wt i cn write itz of 700 words so if u culd plzzz gve me sm ideas it starts frm
daniel stood embarrased at the school gte he held his breath and apprehensively looked back once again.There it waz still! The cause of hz embarresment stood right behind looking at hm with gleaming mischievous eyes what will his friends say if they knew......
We hve 2 start the essay lyk thzz if u culd hlp me it would b gr888
noooo:
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Is Daniel at an agricultural college? rubschin:
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Need help with essay plzzzz! !!!!!!!!!!!!?
Hey guyz i have got a essay and i realy dnt knw wt i cn write itz of 700 words so if u culd plzzz gve me sm ideas it starts frm
daniel stood embarrased at the school gte he held his breath and apprehensively looked back once again.There it waz still! The cause of hz embarresment stood right behind looking at hm with gleaming mischievous eyes what will his friends say if they knew......
We hve 2 start the essay lyk thzz if u culd hlp me it would b gr888
noooo:
You're beyond help mate... noooo:
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I need to know everything about China ! Where can I get the information from ?
I'm writing a book and I need to know about China. What do they do in the markets in china and what food do they eat and what is the job call where they catch fish on the market ?
4 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer.
noooo:
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What is the meaning of the phrase "Common sense"?
noooo:
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Have you nothing better to do Nick?
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I am waiting for a train evil:
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Well ..... see if you can't trip up another fat wummun or summat.
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Well ..... see if you can't trip up another fat wummun or summat.
^^^ wot he said - but film it this time! lol:
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I am waiting for a train evil:
Buy a cake while you're waiting whistle:
Oh, and thanks for the earworm cussing:
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How did the carrot come to Ireland?
I am doing a project on the nativity of the carrot
whacky115
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How did the carrot come to Ireland?
I am doing a project on the nativity of the carrot
whacky115
Well it is Christmas ............ whistle:
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They are going to have a hell of a time finding three wise men whistle:
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How much would it cost for an around the work trip?
i wanna go around the world, although im not sure of where i wanna go just yet.
how much is it generally for a trip? my maximum will be £900 (but like i said i dont know where ill be going to yet) and ill be going when i break up from my first year of uni.
noooo:
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How much would it cost for an around the work trip?
i wanna go around the world, although im not sure of where i wanna go just yet.
how much is it generally for a trip? my maximum will be £900 (but like i said i dont know where ill be going to yet) and ill be going when i break up from my first year of uni.
noooo:
I presume he is not studying geography...? noooo:
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How much would it cost for an around the work trip?
i wanna go around the world, although im not sure of where i wanna go just yet.
how much is it generally for a trip? my maximum will be £900 (but like i said i dont know where ill be going to yet) and ill be going when i break up from my first year of uni.
If he wants to sail round the world without money, he should try working his passage on a cruise liner.
© Julian Clary ~ 2001
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Who is Mick jagger????
WHO IS MICK JAGGER???
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Surely The Who was Roger Daltrey - Jagger was The Stones...
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Masturbation make you loose?
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
eeek:
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I remember when Toyah Wilcox was at the height of her fame she said that when she was away from her husband she'd use a Mum/Sure deodorant for pleasure. I've always looked at deodorant packaging differently since that day redface:
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Masturbation make you loose?
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
eeek:
I do so hope that is a woman... noooo:
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I remember when Toyah Wilcox was at the height of her fame she said that when she was away from her husband she'd use a Mum/Sure deodorant for pleasure. I've always looked at deodorant packaging differently since that day redface:
You can always rely on yer Mum eh...? :thumbsup:
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Masturbation make you loose?
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
eeek:
That rather depends. . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-m6vWCc6DYcM%2FTbg4j3f9GiI%2FAAAAAAAAAYc%2FiI63CSzNBus%2Fs1600%2FImagen%2B147.jpg&hash=5d698691b9752e61b86382dc2961d173c439c2fa)
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Masturbation make you loose?
I havent had sex, but I've used a impulse deodorant can to masturbate a few time when i have sex will it be obvious?
eeek:
That rather depends. . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-m6vWCc6DYcM%2FTbg4j3f9GiI%2FAAAAAAAAAYc%2FiI63CSzNBus%2Fs1600%2FImagen%2B147.jpg&hash=5d698691b9752e61b86382dc2961d173c439c2fa)
lol: lol: lol:
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Are Brown Envelopes made in Manila?
Just wondering... Thanks
doh:
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Are Brown Envelopes made in Manila?
Just wondering... Thanks
doh:
happy001
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Are Brown Envelopes made in Manila?
Just wondering... Thanks
doh:
Yes, by giants. ::)
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Where can I find a girl to spank in Scotland?
eeek:
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Where can I find a girl to spank in Scotland?
eeek:
Depends how much the questioner wishes to pay.
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It's life Jim, but not as we know it noooo:
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Where can I find a girl to spank in Scotland?
eeek:
Beattock, obviously.
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A personal recommendation? whistle:
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A personal recommendation? whistle:
A friend told me about it. redface:
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Im doing research for a project :Where are good spots to find prostitutes in dublin city centre?
char048
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What are the characteristic of all living things ?
[Nick] whacky115 [/Nick]
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Christmas for rats :D ?
I want my boys to have a good christmas, like making a christmas pudding for them, decorating there cage, making gifts and wrapping them..
but how do i make a homemade xmas pudding/cake suitable for rats? or what prezzie should i make them? what decorations should i make and how?
19 hours ago - 3 days left to answer. Report Abuse
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if i put tinsel round the rats cage they would drag it in through the bars as bedding :L
whacky115
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HOW CAN I FIND THIS TYPE OF A GIRL IN EUROPE?
i am a 25 y/o Muslim guy and I consider myself to be the most handsome guy on the planet cuz i have very nice face features,where ever i go in the west i get alot of attention from white women.Anyway but i am so choosy about girls that if i dont get my dream girl then i will never marry.Anyway i am natural tan,height 5.9" and i look these qualities in my dream girl.So how can i find this type of a girl???
1)100000% virgin(cuz i need a wife not a whore)
2)she should have fair complexion,i mean "white girl"(nice face features,pointed nose,thin lips etc)
3)her height must be 5.4" to 5.7" not more than that cuz i dont need a giant
4)she should have black/light brown or NATURALLY blonde hair(although i prefer light brown and dark black straight shiny long hair more)
5)she should have green/blue eyes(preferably blue/green with black/light brown hair or green eyes with NATURAL blonde hair)
6)she must be loyal and obedient
7)able to cook and clean
8)MUST be extremely slim(cuz i dont like fat girls)
(and yeah if anyone wanna see me at facebook then here is a link,copy this link and paste in new URL http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002713050874&v=inf (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002713050874&v=inf)
rubschin: scared:
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I am almost overwhelmed by the temptation to go on there and tell him ... TWAT! evil:
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As am I Snoops I think we need a linky please.
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As am I Snoops I think we need a linky please.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf)
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
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Why do Spaniards look Hispanic?
Aren't they White?
I am watching a Show about American travelers in Spain and the locals look like Hispanic people.
They don't look White. Why is that?
noooo:
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Give us a linky
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Give us a linky
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111215224455AANTyuf (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111215224455AANTyuf)
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Was it right to nuke the Korean cities of Hiroshema and niggasaki during WWII?
doh:
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Check my flight details?
Yes, they are quite correct. You should be in Bucharest in time for tea
angel1
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Hum b.ed k liye kitne sub choose krne hote he?
rubschin:
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Give us a linky
I don't think she's American, Captain... noooo:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687 (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687)
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Give us a linky
I don't think she's American, Captain... noooo:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687 (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000717852687)
Romford... ::)
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As am I Snoops I think we need a linky please.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah8xJJmlo9Pf2FcOfPwaEaIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20111211134131AAGg7Pf)
Bah, Snoops spoils all my fun, the question has been deleted.
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What time was it 22 hours ago if the time is 5:45pm?
Tricky rubschin:
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I'm going to high school next year and I am wondering how common it is for high school girls to wear g strings?
I've seen some girls wear thongs in 8th grade but I never seen girls wear g strings and I heard lots of girls wear them in high school. I don't wear thongs and sometimes I get made fun of by other girls, will it be weird if I don't wear g strings in high school?
shutup:
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
Shall I answer this one correctly? rubschin:
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
Shall I answer this one correctly? rubschin:
Popcorn:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz)
whacky115
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvlPBRNIsLXm7sI9PNG.mK1uKXRG;_ylv=3?qid=20111216232510AApjpvz)
whacky115
noooo:
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
Shall I answer this one correctly? rubschin:
Popcorn:
Ok, pay attention. There are upper case numerals if you choose Roman, e.g. iv, v, vi, IV, V, VI.
However our usual numbers are derived from Arabic which is a cursive script which has no set upper and lower case. Certain fonts are available with large and small numerals though.
Ok, as you were.
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rubschin:
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Why isn't there uppercase and lowercase NUMBERS?
rubschin:
Shall I answer this one correctly? rubschin:
Popcorn:
Ok, pay attention. There are upper case numerals if you choose Roman, e.g. iv, v, vi, IV, V, VI.
However our usual numbers are derived from Arabic which is a cursive script which has no set upper and lower case. Certain fonts are available with large and small numerals though.
Ok, as you were.
worthy: :thumbsup:
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What to do right after sex? (Boys Answers mostly)?
Okay, i'm a virgin. & i want to have sex with my Boyfriend.
i know how to & everything but RIGHT AFTER he pulls it out you'll be laying there with you pants of and everything. your going to want to put them back on. so how would you do that with out the awkwardness there.
What i'm thinking is that. he "pulls it out" & lays down next to you??
or does he get out of bed & put his pants on? but, do you get up a little while after?
Any suggestions? angel1
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He'll be asleep in about a minute .....you can dance round the room to rave music at full pelt and he won't know a thing lol:
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AH, the voice of experience whistle:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai43LloaXDuiF4m.nmB3_PogBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20111218110846AA0P63d (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai43LloaXDuiF4m.nmB3_PogBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20111218110846AA0P63d)
angel1
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111216094855AAqTu1z (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111216094855AAqTu1z) :thumbsup: redface:
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Is it safe to mastrubate with chopsticks?
i was at a chinese food restaurant and i got some chopsticks with my dinner so i went to the washroom and i started masturbating with them. is its safe to do that? i buy chopsticks only for masturbating.
eeek:
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Is it safe to mastrubate with chopsticks?
i was at a chinese food restaurant and i got some chopsticks with my dinner so i went to the washroom and i started masturbating with them. is its safe to do that? i buy chopsticks only for masturbating.
eeek:
Ask for a fork
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aaah the classic effect of mono soul tedium glue to mate whistle:
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Here, have a clap happ096
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aaah the classic effect of mono soul tedium glue to mate whistle:
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KFC catering for my wedding?
I want KFC to cater my wedding. Obviously I wouldn't have the kfc buckets out. I would have everything in a nice foil buffet container. Do you think they could do that? My finace and I live in the south and I guess you could call us country. We hunt and fish but our wedding is not themed around hunting. Its going to be very nice. Thanks for your help!
noooo:
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Foil buffet containers ~ very tasteful ::)
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I want to get my female horse in another country pregnant by taking semen from NYC. To there?
do I need the semen alone the other country were my female horse is . and what is the semen and embryo do I need to take both there for the female ..( please help me .. )
eeek:
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Why exactly does the Sun set in the West and rise in the East?
And....what's the difference? The sun setting and the sun rising? Is one more important than the other? I know that the Sun can't set without rising, nor can it rise without setting...but why is this so anyway?
BQ: Which is more beautiful sight? I pick Sunset...because it's easier to see and it's more watched while Sunrise is a lot harder as it's after dawn and more rare.
noooo:
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Why exactly does the Sun set in the West and rise in the East?
And....what's the difference? The sun setting and the sun rising? Is one more important than the other? I know that the Sun can't set without rising, nor can it rise without setting...but why is this so anyway?
BQ: Which is more beautiful sight? I pick Sunset...because it's easier to see and it's more watched while Sunrise is a lot harder as it's after dawn and more rare.
noooo:
Good grief as Snoopy would say... noooo:
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What is the ages in england?
The age for 13 in england
whacky115
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How to make my donkey a therapy donkey?
I have a miniature donkey that has the PERFECT personality and temperament to be a therapy donkey.
I was wondering how I could go about making him a therapy donkey. I want to be able to take him to retirement homes or hospitals.
eeek:
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How to make my donkey a therapy donkey?
I have a miniature donkey that has the PERFECT personality and temperament to be a therapy donkey.
I was wondering how I could go about making him a therapy donkey. I want to be able to take him to retirement homes or hospitals.
eeek:
Now that one makes some sense. There are many who believe that "Therapy Pets" aid recovery in seriously ill children and ease the loneliness of old age. I know a number of people who share their pets through these schemes. A miniature donkey in such a therapy programme is not as crazy as it sounds.
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A donkey? IN a hospital?
Good plan. WHat could possibly go wrong?
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Somebody told me the other day that they were training miniature horses and donkeys as 'seeing eye' animals because they live longer than dogs.... rubschin:
All very well until they have a huge steaming shite on your carpet.... noooo:
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No worse than cats then whistle:
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What are two types of alcohol that rhyme?
It's for a song I'm writing and I can't really think of any. The closest I've got is jägerbomb and fireball. Which don't really rhyme
noooo:
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Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about. lol:
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Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about. lol:
I worry about you... noooo:
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What Are British 4th of July Fireworks Like?
I'm going to Britain over the week of the 4th of July. What are their fireworks like? And what town has the best ones? I'm not sure whether I should go to London or Cardiff? Or maybe there's a place in Britain I haven't even thought of.
Has anyone ever seen Britain's fourth of july fireworks before? Tell me all about it.
Banghead
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Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about. lol:
I worry about you... noooo:
I'm a mine of generally useless information but I'd have figured you would have known all about Ninkasi, as she is the goddess of beer. lol:
The hymn is a recicpe for brewing beer from around the 19th century BC.
Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you,
Ninkasi, having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you
Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake,
Ninkasi, Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake.
You are the one who handles the dough,
[and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with sweet aromatics,
Ninkasi, You are the one who handles
the dough, [and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with [date]-honey.
You are the one who bakes the bappir
in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
Ninkasi, you are the one who bakes
the bappir in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
You are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates,
Ninkasi, you are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates.
You are the one who soaks the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
Ninkasi, you are the one who soaks
the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
You are the one who spreads the cooked
mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
Ninkasi, you are the one who spreads
the cooked mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
You are the one who holds with both hands
the great sweet wort,
Brewing [it] with honey and wine
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
Ninkasi, (...)
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
The filtering vat, which makes
a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.
Ninkasi, the filtering vat,
which makes a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.
When you pour out the filtered beer
of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.
Ninkasi, you are the one who pours out the
filtered beer of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
Maybe it's time to stop screaming obscenities and try the therapy rubschin:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
Maybe it's time to stop screaming obscenities and try the therapy rubschin:
Or take the medication at least...
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How to get mustard stains out of my underwear?
I got a mustard stain on my white cotton underwear , how do i get it out..?
eeek:
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How to get mustard stains out of my underwear?
I got a mustard stain on my white cotton underwear , how do i get it out..?
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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I wonder how MIss D usually deals with that rubschin:
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If I'm eating meat in bed it doesn't usually need spicing up.
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Mr Thread? noooo:
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How to get mustard stains out of my underwear?
I got a mustard stain on my white cotton underwear , how do i get it out..?
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
That was in Jackass 3.5, obviously not as rare as we think rubschin:
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Time travel im being serious..?
if a human goes.fast enough he goes faster thn light thn blah blah time slows so thn its.time travel yeah
so if you did the samethingwith something lik a ant.and.tied a.snt.to a bullet and.shot it with it on it.would it time travel since its.a.smaller.scale??
rubschin:
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Time travel im being serious..?
if a human goes.fast enough he goes faster thn light thn blah blah time slows so thn its.time travel yeah
so if you did the samethingwith something lik a ant.and.tied a.snt.to a bullet and.shot it with it on it.would it time travel since its.a.smaller.scale??
rubschin:
No. noooo:
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How would you tie an ant to a bullet? rubschin:
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How would you tie an ant to a bullet? rubschin:
Quite so!
And a bullet doesn't get anywhere near the speed of light even if you could..... lol:
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You could superglue it to the bullet I suppose, not that doing that would induce time travel.
I am sure that we could come up with some enterprising ways that would help the poster do a bit of time travelling. angel1 angel1 eveilgrin:
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Are you talking about actual help or a Groundhog day prank, as those are bloody complicated to arrange but can be so worth it. eveilgrin:
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I am going to Ireland so I can write stories how should I start it off?
Well I want to write an egyptian story about a mummy who comes back from the dead and read it to everybody but how should I start it off and what should the mummy's name be? And he was killed for doing something bad. Ten point.......
whacky115
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Simple answer there Nick, that plot line has been done to death already. whistle:
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Bear attacks in England?
I'm writing a book and I need to know where in England, just give me a place that you can go hiking and there would be bears there that (if provoked) would attack you. Don't ask, i just need the name of a place please no joking.
doh:
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Growler's "me 'ill"
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Bears'n'stoke whistle:
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There are no wolves on Vectis whistle:
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You are red fox? (leaves brown envelope on bench alongside Snoopy and wanders off whistling) whistle:
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You are red fox? (leaves brown envelope on bench alongside Snoopy and wanders off whistling) whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I speak some German and I am visiting Puerto Varas in Chile next year – would german be useful?
noooo:
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Only if any of the SS Officers who hid there after the war are still around.
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Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?
Banghead
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Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?
Banghead
happy001 happy001
The same reason Einstein's Theory of Relatives wasn't razz:
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Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?
Banghead
happy001 happy001
The same reason Einstein's Theory of Relatives wasn't razz:
lol: lol: lol:
Not forgetting Archie Meades Replacement of Bath Water theory.
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lol: lol:
Or Kepler's Laws of Planetary Emotions.
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Is there a bus that would travel from the US to the UK?
if so please send me a link , I would like to spend 1 month in London to see a friend . how much do yall think it would cost? and I am staying in a hotel while I'm in London as well :)
noooo:
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Of course there is ...it's an Airbus ::)
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Of course there is ...it's an Airbus ::)
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Displaying Mickey ears at home?
I was wondering how y'all display your Mickey ears at home.
We have a set of bride and groom ears. Perhaps a wall shelf to sit them on, or just attaching them to the wall somehow. (The groom hat is a top hat though, so that might be hard.)
Does anyone have ideas or pictures to share?
Also, for those of you that keep them out on a bookshelf or something, do they get dusty?
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Displaying Mickey ears at home?
I was wondering how y'all display your Mickey ears at home.
We have a set of bride and groom ears. Perhaps a wall shelf to sit them on, or just attaching them to the wall somehow. (The groom hat is a top hat though, so that might be hard.)
Does anyone have ideas or pictures to share?
Also, for those of you that keep them out on a bookshelf or something, do they get dusty?
eeek:
The website that keeps on giving... lol:
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Is France a country.?
Just wondering.
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What country was found first: Greenland or Denmark?
Okay what country was found first denmark or greenland, and also, can you put these countries in order starting with the ones that were found first?
Iceland Denmark Sweden Finland and Norway and Greenland.
Banghead
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Is France a country.?
Just wondering.
René Descartes had the same problem whistle:
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Is France a country.?
Just wondering.
René Descartes had the same problem whistle:
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Where to buy cat urine from for spilling behind desks?
rubschin:
There could be munny in this
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Where to buy cat urine from for spilling behind desks?
rubschin:
There could be munny in this
cloud9:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW)
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvA3sL4SbzXQkK59czgq2TAGJ3RG;_ylv=3?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW)
:thumbsup:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120102085842AA2b0jW)
whistle:
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What can i do to make my ankle to look bruse colour so i can have crutches?
not like break a bone
whacky115
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Friend making me read a book help!!!?
So my friend wants me to read this book mortal instruments which i am not into. She keeps saying have you read it have you read it and i don't want to. How do i get out if it with out hurting her fillings.
rubschin:
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Nothing worse than sore fillings.... well there is, but you know what I mean
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Can i get pregnant while already pregnant?
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TMR writes:
Sometimes i sit and cry to myself about how weird and embarrassed i feel?
im a 13 year old boy but im small for my age. my girlfriend is the same age with the same birthday but she is a lot taller than me. she was a 7 year old brother and a 9 year old brother who are both taller than me and i hate going to her house because a 7 and 9 year old are taller than me. her big brother who is 14 is also taller than me, a lot taller. i remember when i was at her house, i sat on her couch and her two little brothers were at the side of me and their feet were touching the ground but mines wasn't mines were a mile off. also, another time we came in from school and the label of my boxers were sticking out and the size was 5-6 and everyone in her house seen it and laughed and her 7 year old brother said "i stopped wearing that size years ago mines are 10-11" and my face went so red.
her two little brothers make me feel so self concious and embarrassed about myself and my height, my feet are a juniour 1 and sometimes depending on the brand im an infiant size 12 but her two little brothers and size 4 and size 6 in feet, and once when i was at her house they found out my school shoes were an infant size 12 because they had the size in the insole of my shoes.
i dont want to feel like this? what do i do? do i look all that small?
me: http://www.flickr.com/photos/72164040@N04/6559796609/in/photostream/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/72164040@N04/6559796609/in/photostream/)
happy100
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Best songs to accompany a monologue about a pyromaniac who accidetnally killed his own mum?
eeek:
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Best songs to accompany a monologue about a pyromaniac who accidetnally killed his own mum?
eeek:
"I don't want to set the world on fire ~ I just want to light a flame in your heart" whistle:
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A new challenge for Miss D:
Are there any legal ways to get drunk?!?
hey, i know this question sounds really silly, but i remember a while ago a friend of mine told me that eating something like 135 baileys chocolates would get you drunk. I was just thinking, so if you got caught by parents or police for being drunk, you could just say you pigged out on chocolates? can someone please confirm this, and also are there any other "legal" forms of ingesting alcohol?
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The Brat bleats:
If sleep is so important, then why is school so early?
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Are you on Vol. II yet? rubschin:
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Can I leave a swan in my house whilst I go on holiday?
Okay, so a bit of a wierd question and a bit of a strange situation, but here we go... A few weeks ago a good friend of mine left me in charge of his swannery out near Blaeston in Wales. It is a bit of a drive, but I just had to make sure the swans were okay, and give them their food- my friend had left some bacon rind to give them- he says it gives their feathers a wonderful lustre.
So it was all fine until one day, i saw that one of the swans had chipped his beak a bit, so i decided to take him home to give him his swan medicine and repair his beak as best I could. Well i took the swan back, and then the next day my friends wife came back to take charge of the swannery, so i called her to arrange to drop off the injured swan, but she said that, because it had an injured beak, she didn't want it anymore, and that i should just keep it- she bred prize swans, and didnt want this one to depress the other swans. So now i am stuck with this swan, and I have booked a two week hiliday in Brussels which I am really looking forward to.
I can probably get rid of the swan when I get back, but I have to leave in a week, so i dont really have enough time. So my question is: Can I leave the swan in the house? I could leave a bowl of swan food on the kitchen floor and then maybe leave a shower running so it has plenty of water?!? I really don't know? At the moment he is ripping up the carpet and making quite a lot of noise and he doesn't seem happy. Maybe if I leave him it will be better? I could put him in the garage and fill all of my plastic containers up with water- to reconstruct a lakeside environment!?!? Please help- I am at a loose tether?!?
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Can I leave a swan in my house whilst I go on holiday?
Okay, so a bit of a wierd question and a bit of a strange situation, but here we go... A few weeks ago a good friend of mine left me in charge of his swannery out near Blaeston in Wales. It is a bit of a drive, but I just had to make sure the swans were okay, and give them their food- my friend had left some bacon rind to give them- he says it gives their feathers a wonderful lustre.
So it was all fine until one day, i saw that one of the swans had chipped his beak a bit, so i decided to take him home to give him his swan medicine and repair his beak as best I could. Well i took the swan back, and then the next day my friends wife came back to take charge of the swannery, so i called her to arrange to drop off the injured swan, but she said that, because it had an injured beak, she didn't want it anymore, and that i should just keep it- she bred prize swans, and didnt want this one to depress the other swans. So now i am stuck with this swan, and I have booked a two week hiliday in Brussels which I am really looking forward to.
I can probably get rid of the swan when I get back, but I have to leave in a week, so i dont really have enough time. So my question is: Can I leave the swan in the house? I could leave a bowl of swan food on the kitchen floor and then maybe leave a shower running so it has plenty of water?!? I really don't know? At the moment he is ripping up the carpet and making quite a lot of noise and he doesn't seem happy. Maybe if I leave him it will be better? I could put him in the garage and fill all of my plastic containers up with water- to reconstruct a lakeside environment!?!? Please help- I am at a loose tether?!?
This one belongs in the "Do Dreams Have Meaning?" thread razz:
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What time is 8/7c in UK time?
whacky115
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What bread is lassie the dog?
doh:
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What is the website I need to be able to leave feedback on for Pizza Hut?
rubschin:
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What bread is lassie the dog?
doh:
Toast by now I would think.
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Good Paying Careers With Animals or Travelling?
I love animals and I would love working with them on a regular basis. Are their any good paying jobs that deal with animals?
I also love travelling, I would love to see the world! Is their any good paying jobs dealing with travelling?
It seems that "lion tamer" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Are their any good paying jobs that deal with animals?
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What bread is lassie the dog?
doh:
Toast by now I would think.
Crumbs is he that old?
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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What bread is lassie the dog?
doh:
Toast by now I would think.
Crumbs is he that old?
he is... I wonder what happened to all the dough he made...? rubschin:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS)
whacky115
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvqMYeMFU5rbSU3skxrDvtgVT31G;_ylv=3?qid=20120108171604AATy4kS)
whacky115
Tomatoes eh...? rubschin:
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Boyfriend doesn't like the fact i sleep with a gun :(?
I sleep with a .44 revolver under my pillow....and well he basically went ''HOLY SH1T' and said Errr get rid of that thing!! last thing I need is a fcking showdown next time we fall out...GODDAM'' and he walked off How can I get him to understand I NEED the gun there,its my like....thing that i can't sleep without.....im 21 btw
scared2:
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I am sure that Miss D will be able to offer support and advice she sleeps with her comfort axe under her pillow. At least that is what I have been told.
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Oh yes - it's essential to go to bed with a good weapon ;)
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Mr Thread?
Spank2:
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Boyfriend doesn't like the fact i sleep with a gun :(?
I sleep with a .44 revolver under my pillow....and well he basically went ''HOLY SH1T' and said Errr get rid of that thing!! last thing I need is a fcking showdown next time we fall out...GODDAM'' and he walked off How can I get him to understand I NEED the gun there,its my like....thing that i can't sleep without.....im 21 btw
scared2:
I sense the hand of Darwin at work here....... rubschin:
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Boyfriend doesn't like the fact i sleep with a gun :(?
I sleep with a .44 revolver under my pillow....and well he basically went ''HOLY SH1T' and said Errr get rid of that thing!! last thing I need is a fcking showdown next time we fall out...GODDAM'' and he walked off How can I get him to understand I NEED the gun there,its my like....thing that i can't sleep without.....im 21 btw
scared2:
I sense the hand of Darwin at work here....... rubschin:
Nothing under my pillow old boy.
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Is a space hopper a good way to lose weight?? im 19 - should I buy one?
rubschin:
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Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E ::)
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Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E ::)
Did he lose any weight tho...? rubschin:
I dreamed of having a space hopper when I was a kid.... sad24:
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Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E ::)
Did he lose any weight tho...? rubschin:
I dreamed of having a space hopper when I was a kid.... sad24:
He did lose a considerable amount of blood.
Two weeks later he tried it again........ Back to A&E.
I stabbed the hopper to deflate it and threw it away.
Had to tell him it had been taken by the Angels for his own safety. He cried buckets. redface:
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Some years ago Minimus thought it would be a good idea to see if he could space hop down the stairs. He launched off OK, hit the middle stair, bounced mightily, hit the bottom stair, bounced again and head-butted the radiator. Another trip to A&E ::)
Did he lose any weight tho...? rubschin:
I dreamed of having a space hopper when I was a kid.... sad24:
He did lose a considerable amount of blood.
Two weeks later he tried it again........ Back to A&E.
I stabbed the hopper to deflate it and threw it away.
Had to tell him it had been taken by the Angels for his own safety. He cried buckets. redface:
happy001
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I remember my mate's dad brought home a drogue parachute from work... :thumbsup:
I was convinced that if I leapt off the side of a building holding it I would be gently lowered to the ground... cloud9:
The fact that it had a huge spring in it to kick it out into the air stream didn't ring any alarm bells at all... I think the chute hit the ground before I did... noooo:
Happy days... lol:
I also remember my dad brining me home a hard hat from work... :thumbsup:
I demonstrated how good it was to my mates by throwing a brick into the air above my head - unfortunately, it missed the hat and hit me on the shoulder.... sad24:
The nurses at A&E at Ashford Hospital said they kept my own bed for me... lol:
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I had a tricycle with no brakes :thumbsup: Pity we lived on top of a hill noooo:
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I had a tricycle with no brakes :thumbsup: Pity we lived on top of a hill noooo:
Amazing how we all survived really isn't it...? lol:
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That sledge my dad made was a lethal weapon too noooo:
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What was the effect of the Beatles on the Vietnam War?
I am doing a research paper on the Beatles and I've already done a lot but most of it has more the Beatles affecting the Hippie Movement and i want to build a connection with the Beatles and the Vietnam war. So in other words how did the Beatles contribute to the end of the Vietnam war?
noooo:
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What was the effect of the Beatles on the Vietnam War?
I am doing a research paper on the Beatles and I've already done a lot but most of it has more the Beatles affecting the Hippie Movement and i want to build a connection with the Beatles and the Vietnam war. So in other words how did the Beatles contribute to the end of the Vietnam war?
noooo:
Bugger all, Robin Williams did it single handed :thumbsup:
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What was the effect of the Beatles on the Vietnam War?
I am doing a research paper on the Beatles and I've already done a lot but most of it has more the Beatles affecting the Hippie Movement and i want to build a connection with the Beatles and the Vietnam war. So in other words how did the Beatles contribute to the end of the Vietnam war?
noooo:
Bugger all, Robin Williams did it single handed :thumbsup:
That was before he started hanging round toilets I suppose?
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BM enquires:
How does one say "hello little girl, want a sweetie? Do a hand-stand for uncle" in Modern Greek?
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BM enquires:
How does one say "hello little girl, want a sweetie? Do a hand-stand for uncle" in Modern Greek?
γειά σου το μικρό κορίτσι, θέλει ένα sweetie; Κάνετε μια χέρι-στάση για το θείο whistle:
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The Perverts' Phrasebook?
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The Perverts' Phrasebook?
Ναι... whistle:
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Who wrote the chapter MATTHEW of the bible ?did Matthew wrote it ?
Banghead
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My boyfriend is exhausted after we have sex? What's wrong? ?
My boyfriend is exhausted after sex? ?
When we're done he lays there for a good 15 minutes to catch his breathe, his heart beats really fast and he sais his stomach kills him, what's wrong? Is he just really out of shape? He's not overweight or anything
Lucky chap!!
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My boyfriend is exhausted after we have sex? What's wrong? ?
My boyfriend is exhausted after sex? ?
When we're done he lays there for a good 15 minutes to catch his breathe, his heart beats really fast and he sais his stomach kills him, what's wrong? Is he just really out of shape? He's not overweight or anything
Lucky chap!!
The guy or his boyfriend...? whistle:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl)
:thumbsup: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtWejP2Ie1uokK0F67zLcMcgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20120107095712AAv8zjl)
:thumbsup: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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Can a boxer deliver and still born and then labor stop?
My sister dog is a boxer and is pregnant. Her dog has been in labor for 24 hours and she says her dog delivered a still born and then her labor stopped. Does this sound right? And yes my sister shouldn't have breeded her dog being as clueless and lazy as she is. And the only reason I'm asking is bc she is a pathological liar who pawns her kids off on every1 and this is her current excuse. I'm trying to determine if she is telling the truth for once. Thanks. Please don't lecture me on dog breeding I agree with you.
rubschin:
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A better question would be who shagged her in the first place sick2:
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What does a lighthouse emphasise ?
if something looks like a lighthouse what would it mean
rubschin:
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When does a baby of tunisian father and scottish mother change colour?
Apparently "just pray it isn't a ginger" is not an acceptable answer redface:
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Can anyone dirty-minded help me with this?
Basically I have a psychology exam soon and my teacher suggested we use mnemonics to help remember all the names and studies.
(In case you don't know, a mnemonic is where you take the first letter of all the words you need to remember e.g. for names - Hastie, Asch, Nemeth and Wachtler - and you replace it with common words that make a sentence like Harry And Nadia Waited - so its easier to remember)
I need something like this for these letters:
P
H
C
P
C
P
C
R
H
A
N
M
and
E
P
E
A
W
E
S
M
M
If you can think of something dirty it would help because its easier to remember + make a story line so its like an actual sentence not just random dirty words (i know thats bad but if it helps oh well!)
thank you!
Edith's Pretty Easy And Will Eat Some Massive Meat.
eeek:
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Where can i find a large novelty pencil from amsterdam?
rubschin:
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Where can i find a large novelty pencil from amsterdam?
rubschin:
Thought you were working........... noooo:
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Finished cloud9: Off to bed, but not tired now Banghead
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Finished cloud9: Off to bed, but not tired now Banghead
We have a goodnight thread.......... whistle:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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BM writes
What does it mean when a girl you like is sitting with her friends and they look at you and start giggling?
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BM writes
What does it mean when a girl you like is sitting with her friends and they look at you and start giggling?
whistle:
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Am I pregnant? internet sources left me confused.?
I advisedher to use this redface:
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/ (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/)
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Am I pregnant? internet sources left me confused.?
I advisedher to use this redface:
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/ (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/)
happy001
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Not quite yahoo answers but a moron all the same .................
highnoon
Joined: 28/09/2009
Posts: 12
Message Posted:
17/01/2012 17:06
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Message 7 of 9 in Discussion
s**t ... fucked up the Links
............the use of **** is some what lost I think........ rubschin:
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Not quite yahoo answers but a moron all the same .................
highnoon
Joined: 28/09/2009
Posts: 12
Message Posted:
17/01/2012 17:06
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Message 7 of 9 in Discussion
s**t ... fucked up the Links
............the use of **** is some what lost I think........ rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: What a c**t!
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you mean w**t a cunt!
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you mean w**t a cunt!
happy001
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not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
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not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
No, I'm with you on that one! lol: lol: lol:
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not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer. ::)
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not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer. ::)
drumroll:
Or, they might be referring to astrology?
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not from yahoo, however....
Does anyone know why cancer is so popular in North Cyprus?
A friend of mine said, that many people die and suffer from cancer in North Cyprus every year. Is there any explanation of that?
I never thought that cancer was popular anywhere...maybe thats just me.. rubschin:
The ignorant poltroon probably means Chaucer. ::)
drumroll:
Or, they might be referring to astrology?
Pollux whistle:
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