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« Reply #240 on: August 04, 2010, 08:39:05 AM »
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Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
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« Reply #241 on: August 04, 2010, 08:41:31 AM »
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Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
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A: Make sure the pathetic mongs don't breed....  lol:
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« Reply #242 on: August 04, 2010, 10:32:29 AM »
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What hurts more? Losing your virginity standing or lying down? Reasons included please :)?
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« Reply #243 on: August 04, 2010, 10:39:07 AM »
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Didn't put very important information on wedding invitation!?
I noticed my daughter and her fiance failed to put some very important information on their wedding invitations. They put the date and time but didn't have the place of the wedding on the invitation. WHat can we do?
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A: Make sure the pathetic mongs don't breed....  lol:

Count your blessings, it will be a cheap wedding.. ::)
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« Reply #244 on: August 04, 2010, 05:30:28 PM »
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What hurts more? Losing your virginity standing or lying down? Reasons included please :)?
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« Reply #245 on: August 05, 2010, 03:18:48 PM »
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?
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« Reply #246 on: August 05, 2010, 05:16:51 PM »
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?
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« Reply #247 on: August 05, 2010, 05:18:09 PM »
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How much does it cost to rent an elephant for a wedding?
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I thought that!  ;D
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« Reply #248 on: August 05, 2010, 05:31:42 PM »
He'll be up half the night decorating the bloody thing. Have you any Weathershield left like



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« Reply #249 on: August 05, 2010, 05:35:05 PM »
He'll be up half the night decorating the bloody thing. Have you any Weathershield left like





I haven't started with the Weathershield yet... not sure what roller to use....  noooo:
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« Reply #250 on: August 05, 2010, 06:09:33 PM »
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Are you allowed potatoes in your suitcase?!?
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« Reply #251 on: August 05, 2010, 06:15:47 PM »
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Are you allowed potatoes in your suitcase?!?
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Wot else would you bring from Dublin as a souvenir... a bit of peat...? Shrugs:
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« Reply #252 on: August 05, 2010, 06:18:16 PM »
I brought a piece of rock back like. As a souvenir of the explosion, like.

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« Reply #253 on: August 07, 2010, 08:56:11 AM »
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How do I drive from Boston to Paris?
I'm in Boston and I really need to get to Paris, France. I only want to get there driving in my car. I don't want to use any other means of transportation. I don't want to take any planes, trains, boats, or ferries. I've been looking at maps but I can't find any highways that go from Boston to Paris. Are there any?
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« Reply #254 on: August 07, 2010, 10:04:04 AM »
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How do I drive from Boston to Paris?
I'm in Boston and I really need to get to Paris, France. I only want to get there driving in my car. I don't want to use any other means of transportation. I don't want to take any planes, trains, boats, or ferries. I've been looking at maps but I can't find any highways that go from Boston to Paris. Are there any?
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I could direct them from Boston to Paris Texas if that would help.


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