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[Miss Demeanour]

Very embarrased and guilty-Sex question?
I'm a 22yr old woman and my fiance is 24.  We've known each other since I was 16 but kept our relationship hidden until we were in College (so that I'd be old enough to date- I wasnt allowed to date until I moved out), which I feel terribly guilty about doing. Anyway, I brought my fiance home to my parents (who dont know we are engaged nor does anyone else) and something bad happened.  My dad sees me as a "innocent, nice girl" and he still believed I was a virgin though I haven't been since I was 17.  Well, my dad already disliked my fiance from the start but then the worst part was when we went to go swimming.  My fiance took his shirt off to get in the water and my dad noticed some "marks" on his back.  It was very obvious that they were scratches and nail marks I made when we had sex.  Everyone knew it was me but to make things worse my dad accused my fiance of cheating on me rationalizing that I wasnt having sex because I was a virgin so he would have to be a cheater.  Then my dad asked if I was having sex in front of the whole family and I didnt want to lie so I told him the truth.  My dad was really sad when he found out and he won't even talk to to me.What should I do

Cut her nails obviously 

[Nick]

Or wear mittens 

[Nick]

I won a holiday to Birmingham. What should I try to see?
It is for a weekend.

[Miss Demeanour]

They obviously need to visit the blue plaque to see where Miss D used to live 

[Pirate]

They obviously need to visit the blue movie studio to see where Miss D used to live 

 

[Nick]

Fiance is being asked to "dance" down the aisle at his friends wedding?
My fiance was asked to be the best man for one of his good friends upcoming wedding's. He was invited along with all the other wedding party to his friends house yesterday to discuss the wedding details. His friend asked the wedding party to do a "dance" down the aisle. They were all showed a youtube video of a wedding party dancing down the aisle to Chris Brown's "Forever." My fiance is stressed because he HATES dancing. I can barely get him to dance when we are out drinking. He was already stressing on the best man's speech, and now he has to learn a dance routine and the wedding is less than one month away. I personally think it's rude of his friend to ask of this especially knowing his best man would be quite uncomfortable. My fiance said all the guys in the wedding party were not happy about it but agreed to it because they want to keep the bride and groom happy. Would you ask your friends to do something that you know would make them uncomfortable, especially in front of 200+ people? I totally understand wanting to be original, but this is just off the wall. Do you think it's rude of them to ask this or do you think it's no big deal? Just curious.

[Nick]

Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/

[Barman]

Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/

 

[Darwins Selection]

Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/

He does look rather duskier than any German I have met. 


"Biracial" is an interesting term.

Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?

[Snoopy]

Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/

He does look rather duskier than any German I have met. 


"Biracial" is an interesting term.

Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?

Not that we condone racial stereotypes of course 

[Darwins Selection]

Do I look like I have any white or german in me at all?

My grandmother was biracial my granddad is really dark skin..There kids came out in a different range of colors from light to dark its so happens my mom came out in between..My dad is dark..Im the darkess of all my siblings but I look the most like my grandmother.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52510652@N06/4838914717/

He does look rather duskier than any German I have met. 


"Biracial" is an interesting term.

Perhaps it means that while he enjoys wearing gold, stealing cars and stabbing people, he is also drawn towards listening to opera, eating sausages and invading Poland?

Not that we condone racial stereotypes of course 

Indeed not, quite abhorrent. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Will my testacles explode?

I masturbate everyday for 2 weeks then I dont masturbate or ejaculate for 2 weeks - will this cause me problems? My penis gets sore so I give it a break. I have a lot of semen. Where does it go?


I suppose it depends where you point it.

[Nick]

I advise out of the window, at night, Miss C

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I advise out of the window, at night, Miss C

And an old sock during the hours of daylight?

I will go and advise immediately.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

He has been duly advised.