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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on February 01, 2013, 04:35:25 PM
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Who wants to play Celebrity Death BingoTM?
The idea is that anybody who wants to play sends me a PM. I will reply with their five unique randomly generated numbers between 70 and 100.
The game will start on February 14th in honour of the famous massacre. eveilgrin:
I’ll be the ‘caller’ and will keep a list of the original numbers so there can be no cheating… apart from by me of course… whistle:
The idea is that when a celeb pops his clogs we take their age at death and mark it off our numbers.
So, to avoid any confusion, the basic rules are: -
1) Barman issues new All New All New Celebrity Death BingoTM numbers to anybody that sends a PM before February 14th
2) Deaths start from February 14th 2013 i.e. no retrospective deaths allowed. The age at death determines the number crossed off the score card.
3) The dear departed must get an obituary in one of the recognised National British Daily Papers, on the BBC Web Site or Sky News web site
4) Players will post details of the dead celebrity on this thread so players can appeal the validity of the claim
5) As before, Uncle Mort will be the final arbiter of the validity of the claim in the event of any dispute.
6) There is a prize of… a CAKE generously donated by Admin! cool14:
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Why not 60 to 90.......... rubschin:
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Why not 60 to 90.......... rubschin:
Well normal bingo is played between 1 & 90......not too sure how many 1 year old celebrities there might acktuwelly be. rubschin:
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The very nature of celebrity, fame and fortune, living the high life (or low life) often brings with it an untimely end; the examples are endless ...
Why not leave it wide open regarding age? Or start from 20 to include the wannabe hopefuls?
The UK Bingo system has 90 numbers but the card only gives what? 15 - 20 chances?
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I vote that BM shows us all his card before we start playing evil:
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Because if we have too many numbers it will go on forever... like last time... ::)
I thought it would be a short, sharp exciting game - before the CAKE goes off like.... whistle:
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Because if we have too many numbers it will go on forever... like last time... ::)
I thought it would be a short, sharp exciting game - before I scoff CAKE like.... whistle:
cussing:
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Because if we have too many numbers it will go on forever... like last time... ::)
I thought it would be a short, sharp exciting game - before I scoff CAKE like.... whistle:
cussing:
redface:
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I am making lemon sorbet tonight ...... :thumbsup:
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Baldy has his numbers... whistle:
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Because if we have too many numbers it will go on forever... like last time... ::)
I thought it would be a short, sharp exciting game - before the CAKE goes off like.... whistle:
Welllllll, put a finish date on the game, say midnight on Friday June 21st - Summer Solstice being appropriately Pagan razz:
The winner has the highest number of corpses and ... in the event of a tie the lowest average age! eveilgrin:
I'm in the wrong job really... lol:
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Because if we have too many numbers it will go on forever... like last time... ::)
I thought it would be a short, sharp exciting game - before the CAKE goes off like.... whistle:
Welllllll, put a finish date on the game, say midnight on Friday June 21st - Summer Solstice being appropriately Pagan razz:
The winner has the highest number of corpses and ... in the event of a tie the lowest average age! eveilgrin:
I'm in the wrong job really... lol:
Are you after Uncle's job......
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Are you after Uncle's job......
Oh noes, Uncle's always been the adjewdikator in matters gaming; I just like messing with the roolz ;)
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Baldy has his numbers... whistle:
They may be a bit high in the range......but it is only a game. ::)
Look for the victims poor people that meet thy maker over the next few days. eveilgrin:
When I win I would like Growler to receive the cake. Thumbs:
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They're lining up eeek:
http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/richard-briers-reveals-he-s-suffering-emphysema- (http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/richard-briers-reveals-he-s-suffering-emphysema-)–-daily-tv-round-up-112556125.html
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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They're lining up eeek:
http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/richard-briers-reveals-he-s-suffering-emphysema- (http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/richard-briers-reveals-he-s-suffering-emphysema-)–-daily-tv-round-up-112556125.html
He had a good life.......... whistle:
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They're lining up eeek:
http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/richard-briers-reveals-he-s-suffering-emphysema- (http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/richard-briers-reveals-he-s-suffering-emphysema-)–-daily-tv-round-up-112556125.html
He had a good life.......... whistle:
drumroll:
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drumroll: drumroll:
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I must say, it is all going very well so far! :thumbsup:
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We have nine players awlready like! cloud9:
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I doubt that I'll be getting a cake to share noooo: ;)
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I doubt that I'll be getting a cake to share noooo: ;)
I thought you got quite a good spread.... whistle:
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I don't like cake. noooo:what do I get if I win?
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I don't like cake. noooo:what do I get if I win?
eyes: eyes:
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I don't like cake. noooo:what do I get if I win?
eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Having seen the alternatives on offer I'd settle for the cake if I were you Misty. ;)
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Oh yes we have Bar Billards ..... and Cribbage on Thursdays, Dominoes on Fridays as well as the Famous Celebrity Death Bingo which plays daily from 14th February.
CDB 'card' has been applied for and received smile:
Do we do Celebrity Death Alibis? You can just see it, just need one more death and a celeb of that very same age croaks in suspicious circumstances. Plod needing an easy successs to boost those targets would be sure to seize the VP records.
But of course I would actually have dunnit. It's a false alibi I'll need. i could offer half a cake.
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Oh yes we have Bar Billards ..... and Cribbage on Thursdays, Dominoes on Fridays as well as the Famous Celebrity Death Bingo which plays daily from 14th February.
CDB 'card' has been applied for and received smile:
Do we do Celebrity Death Alibis? You can just see it, just need one more death and a celeb of that very same age croaks in suspicious circumstances. Plod needing an easy successs to boost those targets would be sure to seize the VP records.
But of course I would actually have dunnit. It's a false alibi I'll need. i could offer half a cake.
With a file in it...? rubschin:
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you drive a hard bargain but OK then, one half of a cake with a file in it is offered for an alibi
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If I send the cake/file as requested via email I'll have to attach it ..... sort of file with a cake in like. razz:
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I know a good cake shop :thumbsup:
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If I send the cake/file as requested via email I'll have to attach it ..... sort of file with a cake in like. razz:
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If I send the cake/file as requested via email I'll have to attach it ..... sort of file with a cake in like. razz:
This has arrived, was it yours?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.smithsonianmag.com%2Ffood%2Ffiles%2F2011%2F06%2Ftim-ellis.jpg&hash=a1ea459d55514bed81ed48d293dac20ec77bb196)
Have to say the file is much more impressive than the cake.
I'm off to research Alibis-R-Us
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If I send the cake/file as requested via email I'll have to attach it ..... sort of file with a cake in like. razz:
This has arrived, was it yours?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.smithsonianmag.com%2Ffood%2Ffiles%2F2011%2F06%2Ftim-ellis.jpg&hash=a1ea459d55514bed81ed48d293dac20ec77bb196)
Have to say the file is much more impressive than the cake.
I'm off to research Alibis-R-Us
Don't mention cake........ noooo:
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If I send the cake/file as requested via email I'll have to attach it ..... sort of file with a cake in like. razz:
This has arrived, was it yours?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.smithsonianmag.com%2Ffood%2Ffiles%2F2011%2F06%2Ftim-ellis.jpg&hash=a1ea459d55514bed81ed48d293dac20ec77bb196)
Have to say the file is much more impressive than the cake.
I'm off to research Alibis-R-Us
lol: lol: lol:
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Is it bad form to say which numbers we have?
I have this wicked idea that one of us gets down to one number to go (say 75) and all the rest of us go round as unpaid bodyguards to all such aged celebrities
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Is it bad form to say which numbers we have?
I have this wicked idea that one of us gets down to one number to go (say 75) and all the rest of us go round as unpaid bodyguards to all such aged celebrities
You are free to share...
But it may discourage other members from listing dead celebrities that you have on your card... whistle:
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or even killing such celebrities. So a good thing no?
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Some people are bound to bluff or double bluff rubschin:
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Double six eeek:
BM will just cheat noooo:
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Double six eeek:
BM will just cheat noooo:
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or even killing such celebrities. So a good thing no?
That would be the icing on the CAKE! Thumbs:
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Not long to go now my lovelies.... Sinister:
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Can I have four cards going at the same time like the old biddies down at the Mecca
Oh, and great name for the bingo hall (http://www.bjsbingo.co.uk/reading/) just down the road from one of me offices like
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Can I have four cards going at the same time like the old biddies down at the Mecca
Oh, and great name for the bingo hall (http://www.bjsbingo.co.uk/reading/) just down the road from one of me offices like
lol: lol: lol:
BJ BingoTM you say....? rubschin:
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Can I have four cards going at the same time like the old biddies down at the Mecca
Oh, and great name for the bingo hall (http://www.bjsbingo.co.uk/reading/) just down the road from one of me offices like
lol: lol: lol:
BJ BingoTM you say....? rubschin:
I thought the prize was a cake? Now it might get interesting. Thumbs:
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Can I have four cards going at the same time like the old biddies down at the Mecca
Oh, and great name for the bingo hall (http://www.bjsbingo.co.uk/reading/) just down the road from one of me offices like
lol: lol: lol:
BJ BingoTM you say....? rubschin:
I thought the prize was a cake? Now it might get interesting. Thumbs:
Depends who is giving the prize out.... eeek:
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Can I have four cards going at the same time like the old biddies down at the Mecca
Oh, and great name for the bingo hall (http://www.bjsbingo.co.uk/reading/) just down the road from one of me offices like
lol: lol: lol:
BJ BingoTM you say....? rubschin:
I thought the prize was a cake? Now it might get interesting. Thumbs:
Depends who is giving the prize out.... eeek:
Can we nominate? Thumbs:
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Popcorn:
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Can I have four cards going at the same time like the old biddies down at the Mecca
Oh, and great name for the bingo hall (http://www.bjsbingo.co.uk/reading/) just down the road from one of me offices like
lol: lol: lol:
BJ BingoTM you say....? rubschin:
I thought the prize was a cake? Now it might get interesting. Thumbs:
Depends who is giving the prize out.... eeek:
Can we nominate? Thumbs:
Nope ~ The prize is a cake. Which Admin are personally paying for.
I shall be arranging it if the winner is UK based. BM will be taking care of the presentation if the winner is based overseas.
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Popcorn:
Are you volunteering...? whistle:
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Just one more sleep! shocked003
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I have a list of names that if only they knew they'd not get that sleep. That Death List site helps.
Are the rules that only first one to the cadaver gets it? Hopefully not, that'd make it too easy for the Rozzers
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I have a list of names that if only they knew they'd not get that sleep. That Death List site helps.
Are the rules that only first one to the cadaver gets it? Hopefully not, that'd make it too easy for the Rozzers
You need to speak to Uncle Mort about the fine print.... whistle:
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I also need to speak to your Bickering postman. Surely must be his fault my mail order alibi has not yet appeared.
I was very clear on everything when I spoke to the Alibis-R-Us office (in Lagos apparently) and read out the address, credit card number, security code and PIN twice so there would be no mistake.
BTW Michael Caine is on my CDB card - hang on lads I've got a great idea ;)
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I also need to speak to your Bickering postman. Surely must be his fault my mail order alibi has not yet appeared.
I was very clear on everything when I spoke to the Alibis-R-Us office (in Lagos apparently) and read out the address, credit card number, security code and PIN twice so there would be no mistake.
BTW Michael Caine is on my CDB card - hang on lads I've got a great idea ;)
Baldy steals all the alibis in here............ noooo:
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And we're off!!! Popcorn:
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Who's in lead like?
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Who's in lead like?
I expect I am! whistle:
What thinks you about time zones Uncle....? Shrugs:
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Very useful if you don't like eating lunch at midnight :thumbsup:
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I supposse Oscar Pistorius had a pretty young thing, not a sugar mummy/granny rubschin:
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I supposse Oscar Pistorius had a pretty young thing, not a sugar mummy/granny rubschin:
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorious.
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I supposse Oscar Pistorius had a pretty young thing, not a sugar mummy/granny rubschin:
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorious.
lol: lol: lol:
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happy001
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Ronald Dworkin, 81 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&ved=0CEAQFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guardian.co.uk%2Flaw%2F2013%2Ffeb%2F14%2Fronald-dworkin&ei=JQkeUbn1B-Gl0QXExIGgBA&usg=AFQjCNF13it0Ncg44DKobuwclaJPqwMQnA&sig2=04dVuKvb5VT0IDU_ySTe-w&bvm=bv.42553238,d.d2k (https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&ved=0CEAQFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guardian.co.uk%2Flaw%2F2013%2Ffeb%2F14%2Fronald-dworkin&ei=JQkeUbn1B-Gl0QXExIGgBA&usg=AFQjCNF13it0Ncg44DKobuwclaJPqwMQnA&sig2=04dVuKvb5VT0IDU_ySTe-w&bvm=bv.42553238,d.d2k)
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Ronald Dworkin, 81 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&ved=0CEAQFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guardian.co.uk%2Flaw%2F2013%2Ffeb%2F14%2Fronald-dworkin&ei=JQkeUbn1B-Gl0QXExIGgBA&usg=AFQjCNF13it0Ncg44DKobuwclaJPqwMQnA&sig2=04dVuKvb5VT0IDU_ySTe-w&bvm=bv.42553238,d.d2k (https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&ved=0CEAQFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guardian.co.uk%2Flaw%2F2013%2Ffeb%2F14%2Fronald-dworkin&ei=JQkeUbn1B-Gl0QXExIGgBA&usg=AFQjCNF13it0Ncg44DKobuwclaJPqwMQnA&sig2=04dVuKvb5VT0IDU_ySTe-w&bvm=bv.42553238,d.d2k)
Misty will be thrilled - she has 81 twice! happy001
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whacky115
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We'll have to get Uncle to pass judgement on it..... rubschin:
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Well he only counts once, unless his identical twin snuffs it soon too.
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Well he only counts once, unless his identical twin snuffs it soon too.
That is how I see it.... Uncle will decide tho.... Thumbs:
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Petro Vlahos, 96 :thumbsup:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817)
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Petro Vlahos, 96 :thumbsup:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817)
The drinks are on Pasty, Al and Miss D! Thumbs:
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Woo hoo
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I must say, this is all going very well... cloud9:
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:thumbsup:
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Just a large glass of Ardbeg please Pasty! Thumbs:
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I must say, this is all going very well... cloud9:
Well not for me and I suppose the aforesaid croaked would be a bit upset if only they could speak
If only my alibi had come cry:
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I must say, this is all going very well... cloud9:
Well not for me and I suppose the aforesaid croaked would be a bit upset if only they could speak
If only my alibi had come cry:
Nil points for me too.... I do have a large glass of Ardbeg tho.... cloud9:
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ooo Ii need to get my dabber out. Party001:
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ooo Ii need to get my dabber out. Party001:
Thumbs:
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Petro Vlahos, 96 :thumbsup:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817)
He died on the 10th February ~ doesn't count
Only one 81 counts ~ Misty will have to get another 81 death at some point.
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Petro Vlahos, 96 :thumbsup:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817)
He died on the 10th February ~ doesn't count
Only one 81 counts ~ Misty will have to get another 81 death at some point.
Top man! Thumbs:
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Petro Vlahos, 96 :thumbsup:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817)
He died on the 10th February ~ doesn't count
Only one 81 counts ~ Misty will have to get another 81 death at some point.
Top man! Thumbs:
You knew Petro.......... eeek:
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Petro Vlahos, 96 :thumbsup:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21463817)
He died on the 10th February ~ doesn't count
Only one 81 counts ~ Misty will have to get another 81 death at some point.
Top man! Thumbs:
You knew Petro.......... eeek:
Mong... ::)
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Top man! Thumbs:
Though why you issued a Bingo card with two numbers the same noooo:
You would have been lynched at the local Mecca bingo hall.
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:thumbsup:
Also, is there a definition of "Celebrity". I don't recall either of these two ever being on Blankety Blank or in the jungle eating witchety grubs whistle:
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Top man! Thumbs:
Though why you issued a Bingo card with two numbers the same noooo:
You would have been lynched at the local Mecca bingo hall.
Cos they are randomly generated numbers like! Banghead
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:thumbsup:
Also, is there a definition of "Celebrity". I don't recall either of these two ever being on Blankety Blank or in the jungle eating witchety grubs whistle:
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Top man! Thumbs:
Though why you issued a Bingo card with two numbers the same noooo:
You would have been lynched at the local Mecca bingo hall.
Cos they are randomly generated numbers like! Banghead
But down at the Mecca they'd have the sense to only put one of each number on a table tennis ball in the mixey blowey thing whistle:
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Top man! Thumbs:
Though why you issued a Bingo card with two numbers the same noooo:
You would have been lynched at the local Mecca bingo hall.
Cos they are randomly generated numbers like! Banghead
But down at the Mecca they'd have the sense to only put one of each number on a table tennis ball in the mixey blowey thing whistle:
Mecca is the other way! cussing:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9876075/Tony-Sheridan.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9876075/Tony-Sheridan.html)
72 on my card. Thumbs:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html)
And another. 93 Thumbs:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9876075/Tony-Sheridan.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9876075/Tony-Sheridan.html)
72 on my card. Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html)
And another. 93 Thumbs:
Never heard of her whistle:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html)
And another. 93 Thumbs:
Never heard of her whistle:
You might not.....but an obituary in the Telegraph should mean others might. Thumbs:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html)
And another. 93 Thumbs:
Never heard of her whistle:
You might not.....but an obituary in the Telegraph should mean others might. Thumbs:
BM will change your card........... noooo:
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Ahem
Sarah Baring, born January 20 1920, died February 4 2013
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Ahem
Sarah Baring, born January 20 1920, died February 4 2013
I think you will find that she had her 93rd birthday on the 20th Jan 2013....then the good gerl snuffed it a few weeks later. whistle:
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Ahem
Sarah Baring, born January 20 1920, died February 4 2013
I think you will find that she had her 93rd birthday on the 20th Jan 2013....then the good gerl snuffed it a few weeks later. whistle:
UNCLE...........
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Seems like quite a lady, not too many could claim to have sneered at Hitler
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Seems like quite a lady, not too many could claim to have sneered at Hitler
LL's mother met him twice! eeek:
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Ahem
Sarah Baring, born January 20 1920, died February 4 2013
Ten days too soon then
(Bloody hell, that Steve's a bit keen inney)
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Ahem
Sarah Baring, born January 20 1920, died February 4 2013
Ten days too soon then
(Bloody hell, that Steve's a bit keen inney)
He'll be after my job next... scared2:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9873999/Sarah-Baring.html)
And another. 93 Thumbs:
Me too...Party001: Party001:
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From The Times
The Honourable Sarah BARING
Obituary
The Honourable Sarah, peacefully at home on 4th February 2013 aged 93 years. Much loved mother of William and Edward, grandmother of Samantha, Emily, Flora, Will, Jake, Jamie and Emily, great grandmother of Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf. Service of Thanksgiving at St Luke's and Christ Church, Chelsea on 14th March 2013 at 11 am. Charitable donations, if desired, to Bletchley Park at www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring (http://www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring).
Published in The Times on February 8, 2013
So clearly dead before the start date ...... Sorry chaps.
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Not on my card anyhoo.... whistle:
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From The Times
The Honourable Sarah BARING
Obituary
The Honourable Sarah, peacefully at home on 4th February 2013 aged 93 years. Much loved mother of William and Edward, grandmother of Samantha, Emily, Flora, Will, Jake, Jamie and Emily, great grandmother of Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf. Service of Thanksgiving at St Luke's and Christ Church, Chelsea on 14th March 2013 at 11 am. Charitable donations, if desired, to Bletchley Park at www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring (http://www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring).
Published in The Times on February 8, 2013
So clearly dead before the start date ...... Sorry chaps.
cussing: evil:
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From The Times
The Honourable Sarah BARING
Obituary
The Honourable Sarah, peacefully at home on 4th February 2013 aged 93 years. Much loved mother of William and Edward, grandmother of Samantha, Emily, Flora, Will, Jake, Jamie and Emily, great grandmother of Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf. Service of Thanksgiving at St Luke's and Christ Church, Chelsea on 14th March 2013 at 11 am. Charitable donations, if desired, to Bletchley Park at www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring (http://www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring).
Published in The Times on February 8, 2013
So clearly dead before the start date ...... Sorry chaps.
cussing: evil:
happy100 Plenty more dead fish in the sea...
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All mine are still in good health and will be turning out for their local 1/2 marathon next week
The 2nd part of that is of course a shameful wishful lie
"Bloody hell, that Steve's a bit keen inney". Apologies I am that sort of sad bastard that tries to cheat to win at monoply, trips up other runners in egg and spoon races, actually reads obits occasionally
As before, society is to blame, could never ever ever be my fault could it
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From The Times
The Honourable Sarah BARING
Obituary
The Honourable Sarah, peacefully at home on 4th February 2013 aged 93 years. Much loved mother of William and Edward, grandmother of Samantha, Emily, Flora, Will, Jake, Jamie and Emily, great grandmother of Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf. Service of Thanksgiving at St Luke's and Christ Church, Chelsea on 14th March 2013 at 11 am. Charitable donations, if desired, to Bletchley Park at www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring (http://www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring).
Published in The Times on February 8, 2013
So clearly dead before the start date ...... Sorry chaps.
I know it is not quite the thing to quote one's own quotes but reading the Obit reminded me of a game Woodstock and I used to play back in the days before www and instant news .... ie when we used to buy a daily paper (Always The Telegraph and on Sundays The Times as well.)
We called it "Why would you do that to your children?"
The object was to find the silliest names that people gave their kids as announced in the "Hatched, Matched and Dispatched" columns.
EG Colonel and Mrs Snodsbury-Grimes are pleased to announce the engagement of their Daughter Honoria to the Hon Digsby Von Trap
OR The Hon Digsby Von Trap and Lady Honoria are pleased to announce the birth of a daughter Pixie Chrysanthemum, a sister for Hugo and Tobias.
So there's our next game folks!
And from the obit quoted I give you "Why would you call your kids ....... Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf???
I suggest we start the new game when the current CDB and Footy Challenge finish.
Roolz:
1) Must be genuine announcements from the Times, Telegraph, Grauniad and Independent with linky as proof.
2) Silliest name to be decided by ballot after 4 weeks.
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Does Alice Slack count? rubschin: (went to skool with her)
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Does Alice Slack count? rubschin: (went to skool with her)
noooo:
I was at skool with a chap called John Woodcock ..... Known to us all (Headmaster included) as Pinocchio ~ His brother was known as Oakhampton.
AND The HR dept (manned mainly by Woodstock) at my previous employment once employed a Mr C. Hicken.
Now why would Mr and Mrs Hicken ever dream of calling their son Christopher? Were they being cruel or just stoopid?
Anywhooooo ....... old names don't count. Only new announcements (wiv linky) once the game starts.
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Sounds a good wheeze, when do we start?
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Sounds a good wheeze, when do we start?
Wheeze.....who wheezing ....how old are they...... rubschin:
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my secret
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Prolly Richard Briers, 79 whistle:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21498077 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21498077)
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Apey, you can do your joke now ... ;)
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Prolly Richard Briers, 79 whistle:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21498077 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21498077)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280496/BREAKING-NEWS-Good-Life-star-Richard-Briers-dies-age-79.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280496/BREAKING-NEWS-Good-Life-star-Richard-Briers-dies-age-79.html)
I have 79. Party001:
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Yep I have 79 too but bit sad over this one. He made me laugh cry:
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Prolly Richard Briers, 79 whistle:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21498077 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21498077)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280496/BREAKING-NEWS-Good-Life-star-Richard-Briers-dies-age-79.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280496/BREAKING-NEWS-Good-Life-star-Richard-Briers-dies-age-79.html)
I have 79. Party001:
Misty zoooms into the lead! lol:
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Yep I have 79 too but bit sad over this one. He made me laugh cry:
And now he might help you to win a cake :thumbsup:
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His Mrs. Felicity kendall is too young to follow him.... noooo:
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Yep I have 79 too but bit sad over this one. He made me laugh cry:
And now he might help you to win a cake :thumbsup:
Well yes there is that. I think he'd see the laugh in that too.
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So far then we have....
* rolls drums *
Ronald Dworkin 81
Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
OK?
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This is making the "In Memory of "Friends" Departed" thread redundant.
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This is making the "In Memory of "Friends" Departed" thread redundant.
No, we should post in there too - keep the post count up like... ;)
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So far then we have....
* rolls drums *
Ronald Dworkin 81
Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
OK?
I have 72. :thumbsup:
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So far then we have....
* rolls drums *
Ronald Dworkin 81
Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
OK?
I have 72. :thumbsup:
yay! Party001:
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I had 96 which was disallowed sad32: BM owes me a large Ardbeg :thumbsup:
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I had 96 which was disallowed sad32: BM owes me a large Ardbeg :thumbsup:
I fear not... whistle:
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Wot about the bloke on the other thread....... rubschin:
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Wot about the bloke on the other thread....... rubschin:
Shrugs:
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Please sir, I've lost my card
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Wot about the bloke on the other thread....... rubschin:
Shrugs:
In Memory of "Friends" Departed
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Please sir, I've lost my card
Its probably in the same place you left your marbles. whistle:
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Please sir, I've lost my card
You are disqualified then you complete, utter, mong.... ::)
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sad32:
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sad32:
I'm sorry... happy100
I'll make you a new card like... :thumbsup:
I doubt if it will win tho.... whistle:
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make sure he don't get any "already croaked" numbers
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make sure he don't get any "already croaked" numbers
Bizarrely, the random number generator hasn't listed anybody under 175! eeek:
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why doesn't Nick just check his PMs or emails? Or is this a cunning ruse to get 2 cards
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why doesn't Nick just check his PMs or emails? Or is this a cunning ruse to get 2 cards
Nope....That is Nick.
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Mr & Mrs gameshow host Derek Batey dies aged 84 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21501873)
Sinister:
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Yes I saw that too... and you naughty lot, what did I do when it came on the News? Yes, I laughed!!!!! noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Yes I saw that too... and you naughty lot, what did I do when it came on the News? Yes, I laughed!!!!! noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
I was in a friend's car yesterday when the news of Richard Briars came on and I yelled "Yes!" redface:
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Tony Sheridan age 72
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21503570 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21503570)
Oh ~ I see we already have that one .... BBC have just put his death up on their website.
See = 19 February 2013 Last updated at 10:33
Ringo Starr has paid tribute to Tony Sheridan, an early supporter of The Beatles, who has died aged 72.
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Yes, current non-runners are: -
Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Derek Batey 84
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Yes, current non-runners are: -
Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Derek Batey 84
lol:
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Yes, current non-runners are: -
Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Derek Batey 84
Wot about that shadow bloke........ rubschin:
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Hank Marvin's dead eeek:
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Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
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That's two for me. :thumbsup:
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That's two for me. :thumbsup:
Stupid game! evil:
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Yes, current non-runners are: -
Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Derek Batey 84
Wot about that shadow bloke........ rubschin:
BM, Baldy and Miss T ....... does apey make any more sense in person?
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Yes, current non-runners are: -
Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Derek Batey 84
Wot about that shadow bloke........ rubschin:
BM, Baldy and Miss T ....... does apey make any more sense in person?
Having met the entire Cyprus contingent, I would rate their sensibility thus:-
1st place - Miss T
3rd equal - Baldy and apc
a distant 4th - BM
:thumbsup:
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Minima disaster in progress noooo: No pizzas noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Kevin Ayers, 68 :thumbsup:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/feb/20/kevin-ayers-dies-aged-68 (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/feb/20/kevin-ayers-dies-aged-68)
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Kevin Ayers, 68 :thumbsup:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/feb/20/kevin-ayers-dies-aged-68 (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/feb/20/kevin-ayers-dies-aged-68)
Who wants to play Celebrity Death BingoTM?
The idea is that anybody who wants to play sends me a PM. I will reply with their five unique randomly generated numbers between 70 and 100.
point:
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Yes, current non-runners are: -
Tony Sheridan 72
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Derek Batey 84
Wot about that shadow bloke........ rubschin:
BM, Baldy and Miss T ....... does apey make any more sense in person?
Having met the entire Cyprus contingent, I would rate their sensibility thus:-
1st place - Miss T
3rd equal - Baldy and apc
a distant 4th - BM
:thumbsup:
With BM .............. evil:
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Kevin Ayers, 68 :thumbsup:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/feb/20/kevin-ayers-dies-aged-68 (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/feb/20/kevin-ayers-dies-aged-68)
Who wants to play Celebrity Death BingoTM?
The idea is that anybody who wants to play sends me a PM. I will reply with their five unique randomly generated numbers between 70 and 100.
point:
Stoopid game cussing:
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Car bingo was betterer.......... Thumbs:
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Robert Richardson (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9886353/Robert-Richardson.html) Nobel Prize winner and more importantly 75 and on my card!
No I'd never heard of him before redface:
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Robert Richardson (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9886353/Robert-Richardson.html) Nobel Prize winner and more importantly 75 and on my card!
No I'd never heard of him before redface:
Or will again....... whistle:
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I thought it was that comb-over guy that did Call my Bluff redface: (use to enjoy that with Frank Muir and Paddy Campbell)
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I thought it was that comb-over guy that did Call my Bluff redface: (use to enjoy that with Frank Muir and Paddy Campbell)
Did he do ask the family........... rubschin:
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I think he did that too
Welcome to the smug hour - A Bit of Fry and Laurie - BBC Comedy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npvQ3M3WaPA#)
Yes, I know barman, AFFS!! But worth it :thumbsup:
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Robert Richardson (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9886353/Robert-Richardson.html) Nobel Prize winner and more importantly 75 and on my card!
No I'd never heard of him before redface:
Or will again....... whistle:
Who?
As far as I'm concerned he's "come in no 75 you time is up"
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Tony Sheridan 72
Robert Richardson 75
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Bob Godfrey 92
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I use to love watching/listening/reading all their stuff... well, Richard Briers and Derek Batey anyway... and perhaps not Derek Batey... but Richard Briers was good
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Ray Cusick, 84 :thumbsup: "EXTERMINATE!" That was his catch phrase.
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Ray Cusick, 84 :thumbsup: "EXTERMINATE!" That was his catch phrase.
lol: lol: lol:
We already have 84... evil:
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Tony Sheridan 72
Robert Richardson 75
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
Bob Godfrey 92
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John Downie once of Man United scores once more for me!
Dead at 87 Independent Obit (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/john-downie-forward-who-became-manchester-uniteds-most-expensive-player-8507716.html)
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John Downie once of Man United scores once more for me!
Dead at 87 Independent Obit (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/john-downie-forward-who-became-manchester-uniteds-most-expensive-player-8507716.html)
Celeb......... rubschin:
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John Downie once of Man United scores once more for me!
Dead at 87 Independent Obit (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/john-downie-forward-who-became-manchester-uniteds-most-expensive-player-8507716.html)
Celeb......... rubschin:
Well it's one for Uncle. Was once MU's most expensive signing and meets the official definition:
3) The dear departed must get an obituary in one of the recognised National British Daily Papers, on the BBC Web Site or Sky News web site
but frankly when it's a low news day I think the papers go coffin chasing.
Happy to give him up.
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Tony Sheridan 72
Robert Richardson 75
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
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John Downie once of Man United scores once more for me!
Dead at 87 Independent Obit (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/john-downie-forward-who-became-manchester-uniteds-most-expensive-player-8507716.html)
Party001: Party001: Party001:
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I was thinking... rubschin:
For the next game we'll have six numbers and a Bonus Death! eveilgrin:
Everybody will get six random numbers and a Bonus Death method of karking - suicide, drugs overdose, car crash, etc.
You will be able to apply the Bonus Death to any celeb of any age that karks once the competition has started! Thumbs:
I love this game... cloud9:
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Can we play a joker like in "It's a Knockout" We get to nominate somebody that we think will pop his/her clogs before somebody gets a winning line. Bonus win if you're right
Stuart Hall's not busy, he could commentate on it like
Bagsy me having Stuart hall as my joker :thumbsup:
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Can we play a joker like in "It's a Knockout" We get to nominate somebody that we think will pop his/her clogs before somebody gets a winning line. Bonus win if you're right
Stuart Hall's not busy, he could commentate on it like
Bagsy me having Stuart hall as my joker :thumbsup:
Oh yes! Thumbs:
Awesome idea! cloud9:
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Does Boogs have a CDB card? We could have a special late comer one
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Does Boogs have a CDB card? We could have a special late comer one
Good point - I'll send a PM with the numbers! Thumbs:
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Stephane Hessel, the former French Resistance fighter whose 2010 manifesto Time for Outrage inspired social protesters, has died aged 95.
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Tony Sheridan 72
Robert Richardson 75
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
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only two to go!
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Pat Derby (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/culture-obituaries/tv-radio-obituaries/9889157/Pat-Derby.html), 70
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Robert Richardson 75
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
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Who is the leader so far......... rubschin:
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This morning I needed four, this evening I need two, an excellent day for me :thumbsup: redface:
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Sweet FA for me ... only 83 cry:
Never mind MrP, have a drink ... Why! Thank you ;D
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My card is looking good.... whistle:
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Van Cliburn, 78
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21607436 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21607436)
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
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Who the fuck's Van Cliburn, by the way? rubschin:
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Who the fuck's Van Cliburn, by the way? rubschin:
Well you posted it! ::)
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Who the fuck's Van Cliburn, by the way? rubschin:
Well you posted it! ::)
I am fully aware of that, mongtard ::) I was just pointing out that I had never heard of him before - had you?
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Who the fuck's Van Cliburn, by the way? rubschin:
Well you posted it! ::)
I am fully aware of that, mongtard ::) I was just pointing out that I had never heard of him before - had you?
Oh yes.... Thumbs:
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Who the fuck's Van Cliburn, by the way? rubschin:
Well you posted it! ::)
I am fully aware of that, mongtard ::) I was just pointing out that I had never heard of him before - had you?
Oh yes.... Thumbs:
Really? rubschin:
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Who the fuck's Van Cliburn, by the way? rubschin:
Well you posted it! ::)
I am fully aware of that, mongtard ::) I was just pointing out that I had never heard of him before - had you?
Oh yes.... Thumbs:
Really? rubschin:
I've got all his books like! Thumbs:
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Translation - I've just Googled him like. whistle:
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Translation - I've just Googled him like. whistle:
lol: lol: :thumbsup:
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Must have gone to a Wiki link then point:
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Who the fuck's Van Cliburn, by the way? rubschin:
Van Rentall's cousin
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Who the fuck's Van Cliburn, by the way? rubschin:
Van Rentall's cousin
;D ;D ;D
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Who the fuck's Van Cliburn, by the way? rubschin:
Van Rentall's cousin
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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71 & 98 needed. :thumbsup:
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evil:
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97 and 99 needed here. Rather a small field to aim at.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285905/Bruce-Reynolds-mastermind-1963-Great-Train-Robbery-dies-aged-81.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285905/Bruce-Reynolds-mastermind-1963-Great-Train-Robbery-dies-aged-81.html)
Think that puts Miss T in the lead........ rubschin:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285905/Bruce-Reynolds-mastermind-1963-Great-Train-Robbery-dies-aged-81.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285905/Bruce-Reynolds-mastermind-1963-Great-Train-Robbery-dies-aged-81.html)
Think that puts Miss T in the lead........ rubschin:
I told her two 81s were just as likely as any other numbers! Thumbs:
Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
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Or who is 86 and doesn't have a bodyguard?
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Don't forget our deal when you win like... eyes:
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Roger Moore
Pope Benedict xvi (or ex pope as of today)
Sidney Poitier
Harry Belefonte
Ken Dodd
Ratzy has to be favourite. Can I play him as my joker, he must be stressed out by whatever it is he's getting away from (allegedly like)
I might nip down to Growler's bookies to have a £10 win double on Ratzy and Roger Moore rubschin:
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Roger Moore
Pope Benedict xvi (or ex pope as of today)
Sidney Poitier
Harry Belefonte
Ken Dodd
Ratzy has to be favourite. Can I play him as my joker, he must be stressed out by whatever it is he's getting away from (allegedly like)
I might nip down to Growler's bookies to have a £10 win double on Ratzy and Roger Moore rubschin:
We haven't started the 'Joker' and 'Bonus Death' game yet... ::)
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Italian musician and composer Armando Trovajoli - who wrote the scores for about 300 films - has died aged 95.
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
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ooooo!!!! fingers crossed. ;D
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
86! cussing:
How can she be 86 - she has two burfdays every year! Banghead
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Nooo, Charlie has to go first. Jug ears must never be King. Well he is 'Kin Stupid of course
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
86! cussing:
How can she be 86 - she has two burfdays every year! Banghead
Shut up, I'm winning!
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
86! cussing:
How can she be 86 - she has two burfdays every year! Banghead
Shut up, I'm winning!
I wish you well Maj... sad24:
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Nooo, Charlie has to go first. Jug ears must never be King. Well he is 'Kin Stupid of course
How old is he like...? rubschin:
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
86! cussing:
How can she be 86 - she has two burfdays every year! Banghead
Shut up, I'm winning!
I wish you well Maj... sad24:
I got carried away. This game is sick.
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
86! cussing:
How can she be 86 - she has two burfdays every year! Banghead
Shut up, I'm winning!
I wish you well Maj... sad24:
I got carried away. This game is sick.
eveilgrin:
Wait 'til we get Jokers and Bonus Deaths in the next game like! Sinister:
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Italian musician and composer Armando Trovajoli - who wrote the scores for about 300 films - has died aged 95.
Banghead
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
Bollocks, we've only just put the signs away after Phil was ill... up and down, up and down
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Italian musician and composer Armando Trovajoli - who wrote the scores for about 300 films - has died aged 95.
Banghead
I don't think he did headbanging stuff whistle:
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
Bollocks, we've only just put the signs away after Phil was ill... up and down, up and down
happy001
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I am not quoting the whole thread makes me happy001 happy001 happy001
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It's not funny, people have died noooo:
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And it shows us up to be the shallow bunch we are.
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I still need 82 and 98 Angry9: Banghead Banghead
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I wish I hadn't sent Snoopy my numbers at the start - I could have won by now.... Banghead
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
Bollocks, we've only just put the signs away after Phil was ill... up and down, up and down
She's still on the throne (bang goes me knighthood) redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2Fl25yqficx%2Fqueen_throne.jpg&hash=5c10e44a9ec11837c07d02daa080738fdc32d8f8) (http://postimage.org/image/l25yqficx/)
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
Bollocks, we've only just put the signs away after Phil was ill... up and down, up and down
She's still on the throne (bang goes me knighthood) redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2Fl25yqficx%2Fqueen_throne.jpg&hash=5c10e44a9ec11837c07d02daa080738fdc32d8f8) (http://postimage.org/image/l25yqficx/)
Least Baldy still has a home .......... whistle:
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I read his autobiography. Oh and, ,one more to go!!!!! Who is 86 and sick?
Her Maj?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21644941)
Bollocks, we've only just put the signs away after Phil was ill... up and down, up and down
She's still on the throne (bang goes me knighthood) redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2Fl25yqficx%2Fqueen_throne.jpg&hash=5c10e44a9ec11837c07d02daa080738fdc32d8f8) (http://postimage.org/image/l25yqficx/)
lol: lol: lol:
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Bobby Rogers, a founding member of the Motown group The Miracles along with Smokey Robinson, has died in the US aged 73.
The singer, who had been ill for several years, died at his home in Detroit on Sunday.
One of mine! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Bobby Rogers, a founding member of the Motown group The Miracles along with Smokey Robinson, has died in the US aged 73.
The singer, who had been ill for several years, died at his home in Detroit on Sunday.
One of mine! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
evil:
Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2287836/Douglas-Baders-wingman-Spitfire-fighter-ace-Sir-Alan-Smith-dies-aged-95.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2287836/Douglas-Baders-wingman-Spitfire-fighter-ace-Sir-Alan-Smith-dies-aged-95.html)
good age...........or not....
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Wasn't he that one that played for Arsenal and only ever got one booking
for lying about his age?
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
Alan Smith 95
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
76 & 77 evil:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
It hadn't gone unnoticed that BM's drinking partner has me behind the eight ball evil:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
It hadn't gone unnoticed that BM's drinking partner has me behind the eight ball evil:
But then I'd have to buy the CAKE! evil:
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;D
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
It hadn't gone unnoticed that BM's drinking partner has me behind the eight ball evil:
But then I'd have to buy the CAKE! evil:
And we'll never hear the end of it if you do.
Ackchooly when we started this I was pretty sure that statistically I'd was the most likely to be buying the cake but .............. whistle:
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;D
You can wipe that silly grin off your face as fast as you like! cussing:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
It hadn't gone unnoticed that BM's drinking partner has me behind the eight ball evil:
But then I'd have to buy the CAKE! evil:
And we'll never hear the end of it if you do.
Ackchooly when we started this I was pretty sure that statistically I'd was the most likely to be buying the cake but .............. whistle:
That was the only reason I agreed to it! cussing:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
It hadn't gone unnoticed that BM's drinking partner has me behind the eight ball evil:
Actoollie what happens if you get 91 and 93 and then Mr/Ms Celeb of 86 croaks while Miss T is in a post banana binge doze and you get to shout House first?
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
It hadn't gone unnoticed that BM's drinking partner has me behind the eight ball evil:
Actoollie what happens if you get 91 and 93 and then Mr/Ms Celeb of 86 croaks while Miss T is in a post banana binge doze and you get to shout House first?
She snoozes she loozes.... whistle:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
It hadn't gone unnoticed that BM's drinking partner has me behind the eight ball evil:
Actoollie what happens if you get 91 and 93 and then Mr/Ms Celeb of 86 croaks while Miss T is in a post banana binge doze and you get to shout House first?
She snoozes she loozes.... whistle:
evil:
That cake shall be MINE!!!!!!!
and then I will share it with you all cos I don't like cake. noooo:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
It hadn't gone unnoticed that BM's drinking partner has me behind the eight ball evil:
Actoollie what happens if you get 91 and 93 and then Mr/Ms Celeb of 86 croaks while Miss T is in a post banana binge doze and you get to shout House first?
She snoozes she loozes.... whistle:
evil:
That cake shall be MINE!!!!!!!
and then I will share it with you all cos I don't like cake. noooo:
Oh well then... no point buying cake.... noooo:
I shall give you a €20 VP gift voucher* instead like.... Thumbs:
* Gift voucher can be redeemed by clicking the 'Donate' button on every page of the VP web site...
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
Same here rubschin:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
Same here rubschin:
"Random ages"
happy001 happy001
Suckers. . . whistle:
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
Same here rubschin:
"Random ages"
happy001 happy001
Suckers. . . whistle:
evil:
But Jao Havelange and Chapman Pincher are living in fear should my mail order alibi ever arrive
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I still need 86, 91 and 93 evil:
I think that means Miss T has got you snookered then
97 and 99 needed here cry:
Same here rubschin:
"Random ages"
happy001 happy001
Suckers. . . whistle:
redface:
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Anyone need 58? whistle:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21679053 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21679053)
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Anyone need 58? whistle:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21679053 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21679053)
Only people playing that other CDB game where the numbers don't start at 70... ::)
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Anyone know someone who is 100 we could finish off pleeeese.... whistle:
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Yay I got a 98 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Just need an 82 now eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Yay I got a 98 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Who? ~ I've got 98 as well. :thumbsup:
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I am not saying until I get an 82 eveilgrin: Otherwise, Foggy could win evil:
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noooo:
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Donald Arthur Glaser, physicist, born 21 September 1926; died 28 February 2013
Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/mar/05/donald-glaser (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/mar/05/donald-glaser)
You do the maths but I make that 86 :thumbsup:
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Anuvver 86 yo
Marie-Claire Geneviève Alain, organist, born 10 August 1926; died 26 February 2013
Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/mar/04/marie-claire-alain (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/mar/04/marie-claire-alain)
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Anyone know someone who is 100 we could finish off pleeeese.... whistle:
shutup:
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Roy Brown, who has died aged 96, was a leading car designer with Ford Motors; he was best known for the 1957 Edsel, a vehicle which has gone down in history as Detroit’s greatest ever flop, but he was also responsible for one of the company’s greatest successes, the Ford Cortina.
Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9910927/Roy-Brown.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9910927/Roy-Brown.html)
Tony Speller, who has died aged 83, was the Conservative candidate who ended Jeremy Thorpe’s political career. He captured the former Liberal leader’s North Devon stronghold in 1979 on the eve of Thorpe’s trial for conspiracy to murder the former model Norman Scott, which ended in acquittal.
Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9910909/Tony-Speller.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/9910909/Tony-Speller.html)
Ackchooly he died on the day the competition started...... whistle:
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
Donald Arthur Glaser 86
Marie-Claire Geneviève Alain 86
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
Alan Smith 95
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You missed out the 98er point:
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You missed out the 98er point:
Cos you haven't got one....
Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Tony Speller 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
Donald Arthur Glaser 86
Marie-Claire Geneviève Alain 86
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
Alan Smith 95
Roy Brown 96
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You missed out the 98er point:
Cos you haven't got one....
Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Tony Speller 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
Donald Arthur Glaser 86
Marie-Claire Geneviève Alain 86
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
Alan Smith 95
Roy Brown 96
tba 98 eveilgrin:
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There must be loads of help/support lines open to console those affected by the deaths of all these well known celebrities noooo:
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There must be loads of help/support lines open to console those affected by the deaths of all these well known celebrities noooo:
Nick is affected....
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How do we tell the difference between that and Nick's usual brand of insanity? rubschin:
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How do we tell the difference between that and Nick's usual brand of insanity? rubschin:
You can just get a fag paper between them.... ;)
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Anyone know someone who is 100 we could finish off pleeeese.... whistle:
shutup:
Sorry but I need one ... cussing:
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Anyone know someone who is 100 we could finish off pleeeese.... whistle:
have one on me Neil McCorkell dead at 100 (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/neil-mccorkell-hampshire-cricketer-from-the-1930s-to-the-1950s-8521512.html)
scored his last century and was then narrowly run out nearly getting another single
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Anyone know someone who is 100 we could finish off pleeeese.... whistle:
have one on me Neil McCorkell dead at 100 (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/neil-mccorkell-hampshire-cricketer-from-the-1930s-to-the-1950s-8521512.html)
scored his last century and was then narrowly run out nearly getting another single
Steve you are my hero... :thumbsup:
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Well really Neil McCorkell is. He literally died to help you
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Yes agreed ... but you found it. angel1
Perhaps in a few day's when he's settled I could dig up his phone number and thank him.. whistle:
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nah all that expense to call South Africa, just send him an email: Neil.mcCorkell@brownbread.com
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Tony Speller 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
Donald Arthur Glaser 86
Marie-Claire Geneviève Alain 86
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
Alan Smith 95
Roy Brown 96
Neil McCorkell 100
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Kenny Ball aged 82 has died
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F991.com%2FNewGallery%2FKenny-Ball-Golden-Hour-Of-Ke-458719.jpg&hash=5dae012123d0e5dd76f2f67f4ac48725bcf46208)
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Tony Speller 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
Donald Arthur Glaser 86
Marie-Claire Geneviève Alain 86
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
Alan Smith 95
Roy Brown 96
Neil McCorkell 100
So Miss T won............ evil:
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HOUSE!!!!!
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Elspet Gray 83
Tony Speller 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
Donald Arthur Glaser 86
Marie-Claire Geneviève Alain 86
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
Alan Smith 95
Roy Brown 96
Neil McCorkell 100
So Miss T won............ evil:
She has yet to appear and shout HOUSE! ::)
It would pay her to check her emails occasionally .......... or not use a special email address to sign in here and then never check it.
BECAUSE I told her yesterday!!!!! whistle:
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that email address doesn't work anymore. redface:
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You snooze ...... You looze. point:
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that email address doesn't work anymore. redface:
And whose fault is that? ::)
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that email address doesn't work anymore. redface:
And whose fault is that? ::)
She has just tried changing it ............and it kicked her out the pub...... rubschin:
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that email address doesn't work anymore. redface:
And whose fault is that? ::)
She has just tried changing it ............and it kicked her out the pub...... rubschin:
happy002
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that email address doesn't work anymore. redface:
And whose fault is that? ::)
She has just tried changing it ............and it kicked her out the pub...... rubschin:
happy002
She is now on the phone to BM.......... scared2:
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that email address doesn't work anymore. redface:
And whose fault is that? ::)
She has just tried changing it ............and it kicked her out the pub...... rubschin:
happy002
She is now on the phone to BM.......... scared2:
You just can't help some people noooo:
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Okay ....... I have re-activated her account following the email change. angel1
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HOUSE!!!!!
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Well won Miss T
Would have hired that trumpeter to sound out some composition as a fanfare but seems he's more into decomposition right now
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Okay ....... I have re-activated her account following the email change. angel1
She might save you some cake......... :thumbsup:
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Okay ....... I have re-activated her account following the email change. angel1
She might save you some cake......... :thumbsup:
You'd better tell her before she gets through to BM asking for her cake ...... He's paying for the winner's prize if they are outside of the UK and will prolly have a heart attack at the thought of spending munny. ;)
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Okay ....... I have re-activated her account following the email change. angel1
Oh, so have I.... redface:
That will fuck things up.... noooo:
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Okay ....... I have re-activated her account following the email change. angel1
She might save you some cake......... :thumbsup:
You'd better tell her before she gets through to BM asking for her cake ...... He's paying for the winner's prize if they are outside of the UK and will prolly have a heart attack at the thought of spending munny. ;)
She doesn't like cake! Party001:
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Okay ....... I have re-activated her account following the email change. angel1
She might save you some cake......... :thumbsup:
You'd better tell her before she gets through to BM asking for her cake ...... He's paying for the winner's prize if they are outside of the UK and will prolly have a heart attack at the thought of spending munny. ;)
She wants vodka......... rubschin:
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Okay ....... I have re-activated her account following the email change. angel1
Oh, so have I.... redface:
That will fuck things up.... noooo:
This must be a new feature because re-activation has never been necessary before when people have changed their profile details. rubschin:
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Okay ....... I have re-activated her account following the email change. angel1
She might save you some cake......... :thumbsup:
You'd better tell her before she gets through to BM asking for her cake ...... He's paying for the winner's prize if they are outside of the UK and will prolly have a heart attack at the thought of spending munny. ;)
She doesn't like cake! Party001:
Then why play?
Bloody Northerners ::)
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Kenny Ball 82
Elspet Gray 83
Tony Speller 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
Donald Arthur Glaser 86
Marie-Claire Geneviève Alain 86
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
Alan Smith 95
Roy Brown 96
Neil McCorkell 100
The official adjudicator has checked the numbers and confirms we have a winner...
Two litres of voddy coming up! Thumbs:
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I'm in! Thumbs:
That was interestinig.
WooHoo!!!!! 2litres? rubschin: Pap's bogof?
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I'm in! Thumbs:
That was interestinig.
WooHoo!!!!! 2litres? rubschin: Pap's bogof?
You surely weren't expecting the good stuff lol:
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I'm in! Thumbs:
That was interestinig.
WooHoo!!!!! 2litres? rubschin: Pap's bogof?
Yes... redface:
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I'm in! Thumbs:
That was interestinig.
WooHoo!!!!! 2litres? rubschin: Pap's bogof?
You surely weren't expecting the good stuff lol:
noooo: no
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I thought that all went very well.... cloud9:
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I'm in! Thumbs:
That was interestinig.
WooHoo!!!!! 2litres? rubschin: Pap's bogof?
You surely weren't expecting the good stuff lol:
noooo: no
Blessed are they that expecteth little ..... For they shall surely not be disappointed :thumbsup:
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Pat Derby 70
Tony Sheridan 72
Bobby Rogers 73
Robert Richardson 75
Van Cliburn 78
Richard Briars 79
Ronald Dworkin 81
Bruce Reynolds 81
Kenny Ball 82
Elspet Gray 83
Tony Speller 83
Derek Batey 84
Ray Cusick 84
Donald Arthur Glaser 86
Marie-Claire Geneviève Alain 86
John Downie 87
Bob Godfrey 92
Stephane Hessel 95
Armando Trovajoli 95
Alan Smith 95
Roy Brown 96
Neil McCorkell 100
Baldy 92 74 97 72 93
Apc 100 86 94 90 97
Barman 77 70 76 84 75
Nick 82 98 83 70 84
Misty 86 81 81 75 79
Pasty 96 77 83 90 94
JOM 90 97 70 95 72
Pirate 87 93 99 88 92
Al 91 90 96 72 74
Snoopy 73 72 93 86 91
Uncle 79 83 70 98 71
TMR 95 72 99 73 97
Miss D 70 83 86 92 96
SteveK 99 87 75 79 97
Boogs 82 98 70 79 100
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I thought that all went very well.... cloud9:
Indeed and especially for the deceased. As compensation for the mere incovenience of having to die their names will live long in our memories
well at least til tomorrow
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FIX............ evil: (unless she shares the voddy.. whistle:)
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I'm in! Thumbs:
That was interestinig.
WooHoo!!!!! 2litres? rubschin: Pap's bogof?
You surely weren't expecting the good stuff lol:
noooo: no
Blessed are they that expecteth little ..... For they shall surely not be disappointed :thumbsup:
I live with apc, my expectations in life are few.
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I'm in! Thumbs:
That was interestinig.
WooHoo!!!!! 2litres? rubschin: Pap's bogof?
You surely weren't expecting the good stuff lol:
noooo: no
Blessed are they that expecteth little ..... For they shall surely not be disappointed :thumbsup:
I live with apc, my expectations in life are few.
Violins:
::) Life in the sun, showbiz glamour, fast cars, finest wines, intelligent company.
rubschin: Good point, well made.
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I'm in! Thumbs:
That was interestinig.
WooHoo!!!!! 2litres? rubschin: Pap's bogof?
You surely weren't expecting the good stuff lol:
noooo: no
Blessed are they that expecteth little ..... For they shall surely not be disappointed :thumbsup:
I live with apc, my expectations in life are few.
Violins:
::) Life in the sun, showbiz glamour, fast cars, finest wines, intelligent company.
rubschin: Good point, well made.
lol: lol: lol:
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Congrats Miss T :thumbsup:
I got so excited on the way home from work today when I heard that Kenny ball 82 had passed away ... :thumbsup: I thought 1 to go ... wasn't to be ... noooo:
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Congrats Miss T :thumbsup:
I got so excited on the way home from work today when I heard that Kenny ball 82 had passed away ... :thumbsup: I thought 1 to go ... wasn't to be ... noooo:
Never mind... happy100
The new game will feature Bonus DeathTM and allow you to play your Joker at any time... more chances to win! :thumbsup:
Remember, you've got to be in it to win it! Party001:
Or dead if you are on the celeb side of things.... redface:
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Are you issuing new cards then?
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FIX............ evil: (unless she shares the voddy.. whistle:)
rubschin:
Average ages of the five numbers
Baldy 85
Apc 93
Barman 76 point:
Nick 83
Misty 80
Pasty 88
JOM 85
Pirate 92
Al 85
Snoopy 83
Uncle 80
TMR 87
Miss D 85
SteveK 87
Boogs 86
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Are you issuing new cards then?
Yeah where is my new card........ rubschin:
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FIX............ evil: (unless she shares the voddy.. whistle:)
rubschin:
Average ages of the five numbers
Baldy 85
Apc 93
Barman 76 point:
Nick 83
Misty 80
Pasty 88
JOM 85
Pirate 92
Al 85
Snoopy 83
Uncle 80
TMR 87
Miss D 85
SteveK 87
Boogs 86
Guilty bastard......and it did not werk in his favour. point:
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I'll win the next fucker! cussing:
So... for the next game we need to agree what the 'Bonus Death' categories are....
I'm thinking...
Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
What have I missed...? rubschin:
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Congrats Miss T :thumbsup:
I got so excited on the way home from work today when I heard that Kenny ball 82 had passed away ... :thumbsup: I thought 1 to go ... wasn't to be ... noooo:
I got excited the other day when I heard the Queen was ill. noooo:
It seems all compassion deserts us. The game is sick and brings out the worst in us.
Anyhoo, fuck it, I won! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-dance005.gif&hash=7b485c761303f1360f73384696370608887f73cb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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Congrats Miss T :thumbsup:
I got so excited on the way home from work today when I heard that Kenny ball 82 had passed away ... :thumbsup: I thought 1 to go ... wasn't to be ... noooo:
I got excited the other day when I heard the Queen was ill. noooo:
It seems all compassion deserts us. The game is sick and brings out the worst in us.
Anyhoo, fuck it, I won! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-dance005.gif&hash=7b485c761303f1360f73384696370608887f73cb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Thumbs:
What a great game wot I invented like.... cloud9:
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I'll win the next fucker! cussing:
So... for the next game we need to agree what the 'Bonus Death' categories are....
I'm thinking...
Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
What have I missed...? rubschin:
hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy. :thumbsup:
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I'll win the next fucker! cussing:
So... for the next game we need to agree what the 'Bonus Death' categories are....
I'm thinking...
Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
What have I missed...? rubschin:
Do you cook for celebs ever,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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I'll win the next fucker! cussing:
So... for the next game we need to agree what the 'Bonus Death' categories are....
I'm thinking...
Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
What have I missed...? rubschin:
hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy. :thumbsup:
Um, okay.... I hope you don't get stuck with that one in the random, computer generated draw like.... whistle:
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I'll win the next fucker! cussing:
So... for the next game we need to agree what the 'Bonus Death' categories are....
I'm thinking...
Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
What have I missed...? rubschin:
hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy. :thumbsup:
Thumbs: How old is Apey? whistle:
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I'll win the next fucker! cussing:
So... for the next game we need to agree what the 'Bonus Death' categories are....
I'm thinking...
Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
What have I missed...? rubschin:
Do you cook for celebs ever,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Good man! Thumbs:
Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
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A visit to Nicks' house including all the above....a double joker like.
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
A visit to Nick's house scared2:
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I got excited the other day
When I think of you excited I think...Oh never mind...
BTW is that your cleavage that Growler is jumping in and out of
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Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
A visit to Nick's house
Diah diorea diahhhor the shits
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Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
A visit to Nick's house
Diah diorea diahhhor the shits
Winding up Miss D?
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Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
A visit to Nick's house
Diah diorea diahhhor the shits
Winding up Miss D?
Thumbs:
Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
A visit to Nick's house
Diah diorea diahhhor the shits
Death by ex
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mauled/eaten to death by animal or shark?
falling down sink hole?
does "insertion" cover accidentally getting high pressure air hose in an orifice resulting in Mr Creosote style wall splattering?
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"Gerron wiv it"
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Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
A visit to Nick's house
Diah diorea diahhhor the shits
Death by ex
Mauled/eaten to death by animal or shark
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Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
A visit to Nick's house
Diah diorea diahhhor the shits
Death by ex
Mauled/eaten to death by animal or shark
Brain turned to mush by listening to Rap music?
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Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
A visit to Nick's house
Diah diorea diahhhor the shits
Death by ex
Mauled/eaten to death by animal or shark
Brain turned to mush by listening to Rap music?
I think that would go for just about every rapper wouldn't it...? rubschin:
I mean, how would you know when they were actually dead instead of just brain dead.... Shrugs:
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Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion
Hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy
Food poisoning
A visit to Nick's house
Diah diorea diahhhor the shits
Death by ex
Mauled/eaten to death by animal or shark
Brain turned to mush by listening to Rap music?
I think that would go for just about every rapper wouldn't it...? rubschin:
I mean, how would you know when they were actually dead instead of just brain dead.... Shrugs:
rubschin: Tricky one I admit.
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Bloody Foggy and that inconsiderate bastard Kenny Ball cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Bloody Foggy and that inconsiderate bastard Kenny Ball cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
welcome back Mr Nick. ::) glad you're happy for me.
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You don't even like cake cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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You don't even like cake cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Tsk...You can almost hear Nick saying 'bitch' after 'you don't even like cake' angel1
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SHe's on a diet cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: What does she want with Kenny Ball and lots of dead 98 year olds? Banghead Banghead Banghead NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
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SHe's on a diet cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: What does she want with Kenny Ball and lots of dead 98 year olds? Banghead Banghead Banghead NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
Firstly, Kenny Ball was not one of my numbers, arsewipe, secondly, you now don't get any cake you bitter, jealous, meany ginger.
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Anoushka luvs me cloud9: I bet you'd never let me rub your knee like that noooo: (admitteldy she had tights on so no suspenders noooo: but hey, :thumbsup:)
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Anoushka luvs me cloud9: I bet you'd never let me rub your knee like that noooo: (admitteldy she had tights on so no suspenders noooo: but hey, :thumbsup:)
as long as they are those sexy tights with the seam up the back. ;)
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Pervert cussing:
Ackchooly, I am starting to think that I may be a bit pished, or possible (and wereserereereeere) a bit crazed after the last few day Shocked:s and all this train, rabbit and knee related excitement
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Pervert cussing:
Ackchooly, I am starting to think that I may be a bit pished, or possible (and wereserereereeere) a bit crazed after the last few day Shocked:s and all this train, rabbit and knee related excitement
Hey drunk Nick........ :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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He's not drunk...it is a cold, calculated verbal attack on Misty... evil:
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Pervert cussing:
Ackchooly, I am starting to think that I may be a bit pished, or possible (and wereserereereeere) a bit crazed after the last few day Shocked:s and all this train, rabbit and knee related excitement
I agree Nick, you seem to be making more sense that usual. whistle:
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SHe's on a diet cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: What does she want with Kenny Ball and lots of dead 98 year olds? Banghead Banghead Banghead NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
Firstly, Kenny Ball was not one of my numbers, arsewipe, secondly, you now don't get any cake you bitter, jealous, meany ginger.
happy001 Thumbs:
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"Gerron wiv it!"
I'll have Nelson Mandela as me bonus death like whistle:
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"Gerron wiv it!"
I'll have Nelson Mandela as me bonus death like whistle:
I'll start making up the cards tomorrer like... Thumbs:
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"Gerron wiv it!"
I'll have Nelson Mandela as me bonus death like whistle:
I'll start making up the cards tomorrer like... Thumbs:
Where are the cards ......... cussing:
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Don't play!!! it's all a con. I never got my prize! noooo:
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Don't play!!! it's all a con. I never got my prize! noooo:
You will.... eyes:
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Don't play!!! it's all a con. I never got my prize! noooo:
You will.... eyes:
I said prize, not punishment. noooo:
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Don't play!!! it's all a con. I never got my prize! noooo:
You will.... eyes:
I said prize, not punishment. noooo:
sad32:
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Don't play!!! it's all a con. I never got my prize! noooo:
You will.... eyes:
I said prize, not punishment. noooo:
It could be worse Miss T, BM could take the bucket off... whistle:
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Is it me... or has nobody else had their numbers...... noooo:
Or are we waiting for Nelson so there are no advantages.... whistle:
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BM hasn't issued the cards yet ..... he is waiting on his random number generator ...... and to get a head start. razz:
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We need to pick a start date...? rubschin:
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We need to pick a start date...? rubschin:
Where is Miss T's voddy........ cussing:
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"Gerron wiv it!"
I'll have Nelson Mandela as me bonus death like whistle:
I'll start making up the cards tomorrer like... Thumbs:
whistle:
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"Gerron wiv it!"
I'll have Nelson Mandela as me bonus death like whistle:
I'll start making up the cards tomorrer like... Thumbs:
You just can't get the staff these days.... :thumbsup:
whistle:
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redface:
Mid month then...?
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redface:
Mid month then...?
Lazy......... noooo:
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redface:
Mid month then...?
Oh no you don't... mid of which month ::)
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redface:
Mid month then...?
Oh no you don't... mid of which month ::)
This month... whistle:
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redface:
Mid month then...?
Oh no you don't... mid of which month ::)
This month... whistle:
This year........ rubschin:
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redface:
Mid month then...?
Oh no you don't... mid of which month ::)
This month... whistle:
This year........ rubschin:
Yes... ::)
April 2013... Thumbs:
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He is so lazy noooo:
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Wasn't it a break so Celebs could let their bodyguards and food tasters have an Easter holiday like
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Wasn't it a break so Celebs could let their bodyguards and food tasters have an Easter holiday like
Indeed... we needed a few of them to be lulled like.... Thumbs:
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Where is my card,,,,,,,,,,,, evil:
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Where is my card,,,,,,,,,,,, evil:
Mine too... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I'm werking on them.... redface:
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I'm werking on them.... redface:
We believe you..... eeek:
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I'm still trying to decide how the Joker will work... rubschin:
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Just make it the Duke of Edinburgh you mong ::)
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Just make it the Duke of Edinburgh you mong ::)
So, we all have the same joker then....? ::)
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Just make it the Duke of Edinburgh you mong ::)
So, we all have the same joker then....? ::)
Can we pick like......... rubschin:
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Just make it the Duke of Edinburgh you mong ::)
So, we all have the same joker then....? ::)
Can we pick like......... rubschin:
Well, yes... but I have Rolf Harris already like.... whistle:
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Just make it the Duke of Edinburgh you mong ::)
So, we all have the same joker then....? ::)
Can we pick like......... rubschin:
Well, yes... but I have Rolf Harris already like.... whistle:
I want that car salesman bloke......... :thumbsup:
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Just make it the Duke of Edinburgh you mong ::)
So, we all have the same joker then....? ::)
Can we pick like......... rubschin:
Well, yes... but I have Rolf Harris already like.... whistle:
Oi! I claimed him first cussing:
I was going to have Phil Ramone (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/culture-obituaries/music-obituaries/9964071/Phil-Ramone.html) but due to Barman's tardiness I missed out on that one cos he snuffed it last week sad24:
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Nelson Mandela for me please :thumbsup:
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Nelson Mandela for me please :thumbsup:
I claimed him......... cussing: car salesman ......... noooo:
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I want Clen Campbell ... eeek:
I recon he's a sure bet.... Thumbs:
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Also that Banks bloke who scribbles a few books please ......... Thumbs:
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I want Clen Campbell ... eeek:
I recon he's a sure bet.... Thumbs:
Smarty, he's not well
Clive James for similar reasons
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Bloody hell, it's like BBC's "Hospital Watch" lol:
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Bloody hell, it's like BBC's "Hospital Watch" lol:
Sick ain't we... lol: lol: lol:
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You as well.... how old are you like ;) redface:
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You as well.... how old are you like ;) redface:
;D ;D ;D........... rubschin:
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You as well.... how old are you like ;) redface:
Old enough..... ;) redface:
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You as well.... how old are you like ;) redface:
Old enough..... ;) redface:
eyes:
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Beat me to the horn
horn:
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Beat me to the horn
horn:
It's your age......... whistle:
looks for horn,,,,,, redface:
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Beat me to the horn
horn:
happy001
It's your age......... whistle:
looks for horn,,,,,, redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Where is my card........ evil:
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Where is my card........ evil:
Mine tooo you can't get the staff.... noooo:
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We could organise our own version. We could call it summat snappy like
The all new celebrity death game nothing too similar to revisionist BMs version cos we're frightened of the copyright police kicking our arses game
Nah
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We could organise our own version. We could call it summat snappy like
The all new celebrity death game nothing too similar to revisionist BMs version cos we're frightened of the copyright police kicking our arses game
Nah
At least it might be fair this time.
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::)
I'll do it this arvo like.... whistle:
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"Gerron wiv it!"
I'll have Nelson Mandela as me bonus death like whistle:
I'll start making up the cards tomorrer like... Thumbs:
::)
I'll do it this arvo like.... whistle:
Whatevah:
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evil:
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evil:
scared2: angel1
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evil:
scared2: angel1
It seems unlikely that you will win this round.... whistle:
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Well??? (taps fingers)
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I have been bizzy! cussing:
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evil:
scared2: angel1
It seems unlikely that you will win this round.... whistle:
So it is a fix then ::)
We'll be watching you... eeek: eeek: You all saw it here first...
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redface:
Mid month then...?
Oh no you don't... mid of which month ::)
This month... whistle:
This year........ rubschin:
Yes... ::)
April 2013... Thumbs:
noooo:
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evil:
scared2: angel1
It seems unlikely that you will win this round.... whistle:
So it is a fix then ::)
We'll be watching you... eeek: eeek: You all saw it here first...
Its all a con. I never got my prize. noooo:
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evil:
scared2: angel1
It seems unlikely that you will win this round.... whistle:
So it is a fix then ::)
We'll be watching you... eeek: eeek: You all saw it here first...
Oh noes! I'm just thinking you don't know all the roolz like..... whistle:
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evil:
scared2: angel1
It seems unlikely that you will win this round.... whistle:
So it is a fix then ::)
We'll be watching you... eeek: eeek: You all saw it here first...
Its all a con. I never got my prize. noooo:
I drank it.... redface:
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So where are the cards?
I suppose after asking such a simple question all my entries will be in the region of 110 - 130, rather than BM's being 70 - 76. noooo:
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So where are the cards?
I suppose after asking such a simple question all my entries will be in the region of 110 - 130, rather than BM's being 70 - 76. noooo:
All the numbers are randomly generated like.... whistle:
By a computer like.... Thumbs:
I just need to get my head around the joker.... rubschin:
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So where are the cards?
I suppose after asking such a simple question all my entries will be in the region of 110 - 130, rather than BM's being 70 - 76. noooo:
All the numbers are randomly generated like.... whistle:
By a computer like.... Thumbs:
I just need to get my head around the joker.... rubschin:
You let Foggy win? rubschin:
You cannot get into her pants that easy. noooo:
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So where are the cards?
I suppose after asking such a simple question all my entries will be in the region of 110 - 130, rather than BM's being 70 - 76. noooo:
All the numbers are randomly generated like.... whistle:
By a computer like.... Thumbs:
I just need to get my head around the joker.... rubschin:
You let Foggy win? rubschin:
You cannot get into her pants that easy. noooo:
Oh noes...? whistle:
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sadsmiley30:
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Nearly finished the roolz like.... Thumbs: