I also need to speak to your Bickering postman. Surely must be his fault my mail order alibi has not yet appeared.
I was very clear on everything when I spoke to the Alibis-R-Us office (in Lagos apparently) and read out the address, credit card number, security code and PIN twice so there would be no mistake.
BTW Michael Caine is on my CDB card - hang on lads I've got a great idea
