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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #105 on: February 18, 2013, 09:05:34 AM »
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The Honourable Sarah BARING
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The Honourable Sarah, peacefully at home on 4th February 2013 aged 93 years. Much loved mother of William and Edward, grandmother of Samantha, Emily, Flora, Will, Jake, Jamie and Emily, great grandmother of Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf. Service of Thanksgiving at St Luke's and Christ Church, Chelsea on 14th March 2013 at 11 am. Charitable donations, if desired, to Bletchley Park at www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring.
Published in The Times on February 8, 2013


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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #106 on: February 18, 2013, 09:15:17 AM »
Not on my card anyhoo....  whistle:
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #107 on: February 18, 2013, 10:08:05 AM »
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The Honourable Sarah BARING
Obituary
The Honourable Sarah, peacefully at home on 4th February 2013 aged 93 years. Much loved mother of William and Edward, grandmother of Samantha, Emily, Flora, Will, Jake, Jamie and Emily, great grandmother of Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf. Service of Thanksgiving at St Luke's and Christ Church, Chelsea on 14th March 2013 at 11 am. Charitable donations, if desired, to Bletchley Park at www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring.
Published in The Times on February 8, 2013


So clearly dead before the start date ...... Sorry chaps.

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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #108 on: February 18, 2013, 10:09:01 AM »
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The Honourable Sarah BARING
Obituary
The Honourable Sarah, peacefully at home on 4th February 2013 aged 93 years. Much loved mother of William and Edward, grandmother of Samantha, Emily, Flora, Will, Jake, Jamie and Emily, great grandmother of Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf. Service of Thanksgiving at St Luke's and Christ Church, Chelsea on 14th March 2013 at 11 am. Charitable donations, if desired, to Bletchley Park at www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring.
Published in The Times on February 8, 2013


So clearly dead before the start date ...... Sorry chaps.

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happy100 Plenty more dead fish in the sea...
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #109 on: February 18, 2013, 10:54:24 AM »
All mine are still in good health and will be turning out for their local 1/2 marathon next week

The 2nd part of that is of course a shameful wishful lie


"Bloody hell, that Steve's a bit keen inney".  Apologies I am that sort of sad bastard that tries to cheat to win at monoply, trips up other runners in egg and spoon races, actually reads obits occasionally

As before, society is to blame, could never ever ever be my fault could it
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #110 on: February 18, 2013, 10:58:14 AM »
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The Honourable Sarah BARING
Obituary
The Honourable Sarah, peacefully at home on 4th February 2013 aged 93 years. Much loved mother of William and Edward, grandmother of Samantha, Emily, Flora, Will, Jake, Jamie and Emily, great grandmother of Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf. Service of Thanksgiving at St Luke's and Christ Church, Chelsea on 14th March 2013 at 11 am. Charitable donations, if desired, to Bletchley Park at www.justgiving.com/sarah-baring.
Published in The Times on February 8, 2013


So clearly dead before the start date ...... Sorry chaps.

I know it is not quite the thing to quote one's own quotes but reading the Obit reminded me of a game Woodstock and I used to play back in the days before www and instant news .... ie when we used to buy a daily paper (Always The Telegraph and on Sundays The Times as well.)
We called it "Why would you do that to your children?"
The object was to find the silliest names that people gave their kids as announced in the "Hatched, Matched and Dispatched" columns.
EG  Colonel and Mrs Snodsbury-Grimes are pleased to announce the engagement of their Daughter Honoria to the Hon Digsby Von Trap
OR The Hon Digsby Von Trap and Lady Honoria are pleased to announce the birth of a daughter Pixie Chrysanthemum, a sister for Hugo and Tobias.

So there's our next game folks!

And from the obit quoted I give you "Why would you call your kids ....... Nelson, Pandora and Waldorf???

I suggest we start the new game when the current CDB and Footy Challenge finish.

Roolz:
1) Must be genuine announcements from the Times, Telegraph, Grauniad and Independent with linky as proof.
2) Silliest name to be decided by ballot after 4 weeks.
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #111 on: February 18, 2013, 11:06:59 AM »
Does Alice Slack count?  rubschin:  (went to skool with her)
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #112 on: February 18, 2013, 11:13:41 AM »
Does Alice Slack count?  rubschin:  (went to skool with her)

 noooo:

I was at skool with a chap called John Woodcock ..... Known to us all (Headmaster included) as Pinocchio ~ His brother was known as Oakhampton.

AND The HR dept (manned mainly by Woodstock) at my previous employment once employed a Mr C. Hicken.
Now why would Mr and Mrs Hicken ever dream of calling their son Christopher? Were they being cruel or just stoopid?

Anywhooooo .......  old names don't count. Only new announcements (wiv linky) once the game starts.
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #113 on: February 18, 2013, 12:13:23 PM »
Sounds a good wheeze, when do we start?
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #114 on: February 18, 2013, 12:22:15 PM »
Sounds a good wheeze, when do we start?

Wheeze.....who wheezing ....how old are they...... rubschin:

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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #115 on: February 18, 2013, 12:34:14 PM »
my secret
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #116 on: February 18, 2013, 12:46:12 PM »
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #117 on: February 18, 2013, 12:49:49 PM »
Apey, you can do your joke now ...  ;)
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Re: The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game
« Reply #119 on: February 18, 2013, 01:04:00 PM »
Yep I have 79 too but bit sad over this one.  He made me laugh  cry:
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