The All New Celebrity Death Bingo™ 2013 Game

[Steve]

I thought that all went very well.... 

Indeed and especially for the deceased.  As compensation for the mere incovenience of having to die their names will live long in our memories


well at least til tomorrow

[apc2010]

FIX............    (unless she shares the voddy.. )

[Misty]

I'm in! 

That was interestinig.

WooHoo!!!!! 2litres?  Pap's bogof?

You surely weren't expecting the good stuff     

  no

Blessed are they that expecteth little ..... For they shall surely not be disappointed 

I live with apc, my expectations in life are few.

[Darwins Selection]

I'm in! 

That was interestinig.

WooHoo!!!!! 2litres?  Pap's bogof?

You surely weren't expecting the good stuff     

  no

Blessed are they that expecteth little ..... For they shall surely not be disappointed 

I live with apc, my expectations in life are few.

  Life in the sun, showbiz glamour, fast cars, finest wines, intelligent company.

  Good point, well made.

[Barman]

I'm in! 

That was interestinig.

WooHoo!!!!! 2litres?  Pap's bogof?

You surely weren't expecting the good stuff     

  no

Blessed are they that expecteth little ..... For they shall surely not be disappointed 

I live with apc, my expectations in life are few.

  Life in the sun, showbiz glamour, fast cars, finest wines, intelligent company.

  Good point, well made.

 

[boogs]

Congrats Miss T   

I got so excited on the way home from work today when I heard that Kenny ball 82 had passed away ... I thought 1 to go ... wasn't to be ... 

[Barman]

Congrats Miss T   

I got so excited on the way home from work today when I heard that Kenny ball 82 had passed away ... I thought 1 to go ... wasn't to be ... 

Never mind...

The new game will feature Bonus Death^TM and allow you to play your Joker at any time... more chances to win! 

Remember, you've got to be in it to win it!

Or dead if you are on the celeb side of things.... 

[Pastis]

Are you issuing new cards then? 

[Just One More]

FIX............    (unless she shares the voddy.. )

 

Average ages of the five numbers

Baldy   85
Apc      93
Barman   76
Nick     83
Misty   80
Pasty   88
JOM     85
Pirate   92
Al         85
Snoopy   83
Uncle   80
TMR     87
Miss D   85
SteveK   87
Boogs   86

[apc2010]

Are you issuing new cards then?

Yeah where is my new card........

[Baldy]

FIX............    (unless she shares the voddy.. )

 

Average ages of the five numbers

Baldy   85
Apc      93
Barman   76
Nick     83
Misty   80
Pasty   88
JOM     85
Pirate   92
Al         85
Snoopy   83
Uncle   80
TMR     87
Miss D   85
SteveK   87
Boogs   86

Guilty bastard......and it did not werk in his favour. 

[Barman]

I'll win the next fucker! 

So... for the next game we need to agree what the 'Bonus Death' categories are....

I'm thinking...

Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion

What have I missed...? 

[Misty]

Congrats Miss T   

I got so excited on the way home from work today when I heard that Kenny ball 82 had passed away ... I thought 1 to go ... wasn't to be ... 

I got excited the other day when I heard the Queen was ill. 

It seems all compassion deserts us. The game is sick and brings out the worst in us.

Anyhoo, fuck it, I won!

[Barman]

Congrats Miss T   

I got so excited on the way home from work today when I heard that Kenny ball 82 had passed away ... I thought 1 to go ... wasn't to be ... 

I got excited the other day when I heard the Queen was ill. 

It seems all compassion deserts us. The game is sick and brings out the worst in us.

Anyhoo, fuck it, I won!

 

What a great game wot I invented like.... 

[Misty]

I'll win the next fucker! 

So... for the next game we need to agree what the 'Bonus Death' categories are....

I'm thinking...

Drugs overdose
Hanging
Car crash
Gunshot
Plane crash
Asphyxiation
Alcohol
Choke on vomit
Fall from hight
Electrocution
Bizarre vacuum cleaner death
Fire
Explosion
Insertion

What have I missed...? 

hanging upside down with an orange in your mouth, a pineapple in your bottom and a lit birthday candle in the end of your widgy.