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Offline beerhead

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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2011, 09:22:33 PM »
It must be dreadful to have to share your pool with other people. Tell me what it feels like !
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2011, 09:23:28 PM »
Define "it".
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2011, 09:25:01 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on March 31, 2011, 09:22:33 PM
It must be dreadful to have to share your pool with other people. Tell me what it feels like !

Even too smug for the smug club  ;)
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2011, 09:25:53 PM »
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2011, 09:27:35 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on March 31, 2011, 09:22:33 PM
It must be dreadful to have to share your pool with other people. Tell me what it feels like !
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It feels like you can swim 50 lengths and actually  have exercised rather than walking round a kidney shaped pit just to cool off from the blazing sun  sad32:

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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2011, 09:27:35 PM »
I share with the Latin Lovely, immediate family and invited guests. Heavenly only knows what diseases are available in a public pool !
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2011, 10:04:20 PM »
Always best to keep diseases within the clan, I say. Like they do in Norfolk.
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2011, 10:14:45 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on March 31, 2011, 09:27:35 PM
I share with the Latin Lovely, immediate family and invited guests. Heavenly only knows what diseases are available in a public pool !

I'd rather be left ignorant ( Nick is bound to be in with a comment on that faster than he can click off his freaks site )  lol:

Really is gruesome when you think about it  noooo:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2011, 10:16:32 PM »
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2011, 07:20:28 PM »
Kidney shaped pool?

I went to see Johnny Weissmuller's pool in Acapulco; it was sort of cirrhosis of the liver shaped  whistle:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2011, 04:09:04 PM »
Another contrary direction female this morning  ::) .  She collided with 3 others that I saw - including me  eveilgrin:

She received a whistle (yellow card) and a verbal warning and then proceeded to hug the side line under the attentions of one of the staff  noooo:

I could only assume that she had some morbid fear of open water  Shrugs:  noooo:

Meanwhile, I have bought an pair of goggles  angel1
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2011, 04:11:04 PM »
Perfume? BLubber? Or both?
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2011, 04:18:15 PM »
Svelte, African hydrophobic  rubschin:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2011, 04:23:12 PM »
Svelte?  eyes:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2011, 04:26:48 PM »
Think Grace Jones' panicky, stroppy daughter  noooo:
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