« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Down

Author Topic: "Wimmin' swimmin'"  (Read 3183 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 152548
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2011, 04:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 31, 2011, 03:40:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2011, 10:14:16 AM
Get a harpoon gun  eveilgrin:

Music to my ears, we can now add to our exclusive collection the.....Bintpoon.

**cough** BintPoonTM  whistle:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2011, 04:10:35 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2011, 11:44:53 AM
Quote from: Pastis on March 31, 2011, 10:39:34 AM
We have an 'anti-clockwise' code which still doesn't prevent some from going round the other way 

Are they doing backstroke?  rubschin:

Good point!  ;)  I'll check next time  whistle:

Plus... whilst I think of it  evil: ... You do NOT need to wear perfume when you go swimmin'. The wafts of deodorant coming from the changing room are quite enough to put up with  noooo:
Logged
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 152548
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2011, 04:15:54 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 31, 2011, 04:10:35 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2011, 11:44:53 AM
Quote from: Pastis on March 31, 2011, 10:39:34 AM
We have an 'anti-clockwise' code which still doesn't prevent some from going round the other way 

Are they doing backstroke?  rubschin:

Good point!  ;)  I'll check next time  whistle:

Plus... whilst I think of it  evil: ... You do NOT need to wear perfume when you go swimmin'. The wafts of deodorant coming from the changing room are quite enough to put up with  noooo:

Gayers...  noooo:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Uncle Mort

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 21384
  • Reputation: 2
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2011, 04:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 31, 2011, 04:10:35 PM
You do NOT need to wear perfume when you go swimmin'.

I forgot that one.  noooo:

And you CAN get your hair wet.
Logged

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36011
  • Reputation: 2
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2011, 05:00:45 PM »
and you can move out the way if you are just 'resting' ...you don't actually have to stand in the middle and obstruct everybody  evil:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2011, 05:15:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2011, 05:00:45 PM
and you can move out the way if you are just 'resting' ...you don't actually have to stand in the middle and obstruct everybody  evil:

Stand in the middle?  eeek:  Were you in the learner pool?  ;)
Logged
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2011, 05:21:02 PM »
Minimus simply dives under their legs and as he surfaces says "Gerrout the fvcking way" ~ Pretty good for a ten year old I feel.


Minor tells him off for it ..... his method of choice is to bellow "INCOMING!" and swim straight into them. When they remonstrate with him he tells them he can't see them clearly without his glasses on and smiles winningly.
« Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 05:23:35 PM by Snoopy »
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Online Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108415
  • Reputation: -115
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2011, 05:23:33 PM »
Excellent
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36011
  • Reputation: 2
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2011, 05:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 31, 2011, 05:15:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2011, 05:00:45 PM
and you can move out the way if you are just 'resting' ...you don't actually have to stand in the middle and obstruct everybody  evil:

Stand in the middle?  eeek:  Were you in the learner pool?  ;)

 lol:

Stand in the middle at the end of the lane is wot I did mean like  redface:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Uncle Mort

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 21384
  • Reputation: 2
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2011, 05:30:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2011, 05:29:01 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 31, 2011, 05:15:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2011, 05:00:45 PM
and you can move out the way if you are just 'resting' ...you don't actually have to stand in the middle and obstruct everybody  evil:

Stand in the middle?  eeek:  Were you in the learner pool?  ;)

 lol:

Stand in the middle at the end of the lane is wot I did mean like  redface:

I like to see Minimus dive under their legs then.  eveilgrin:
Logged

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2011, 05:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 31, 2011, 05:30:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2011, 05:29:01 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 31, 2011, 05:15:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2011, 05:00:45 PM
and you can move out the way if you are just 'resting' ...you don't actually have to stand in the middle and obstruct everybody  evil:

Stand in the middle?  eeek:  Were you in the learner pool?  ;)

 lol:

Stand in the middle at the end of the lane is wot I did mean like  redface:

I like to see Minimus dive under their legs then.  eveilgrin:

 lol:

He has been known to come up beneath them and topple them over as he kicks up off the bottom of the pool and catches them full in the crotch with his head. He is an naughty boy.
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2011, 05:37:46 PM »
Diving is strictly verboten in our pool. Mind you at the time of the morning I go everyone seems content to slide gently down the steps and into the water  surrender:
Logged
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2011, 05:39:39 PM »
Small, well spoken, even when using bad words, little boys can get away with almost anything as long as they smile sweetly.
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2011, 08:40:01 PM »
Ditto small gerls.
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Online Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108415
  • Reputation: -115
Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2011, 08:43:33 PM »
Tipsy is an potty mouth  noooo:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Up
« previous next »