Bloody hell, that's a relief. I can come clean now then.

I suspected I was one of the very few idiots in the world that doesn't (deliberately) open bank or credit card statements.
Guess we're all just too bloody scared to face the truth, i.e, we've overspent YET again.

Bloody downright irresponsible and pathetic though really.
The LARGE brown enevelope remains on my desk unopened, with other stuff gradually piling on top of it.

I'm hoping it'll become too heavy to lift everything off, and can use that as an excuse to the taxman for non payment p'raps?