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Offline GROWLER

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Inability to open envelopes
« on: July 17, 2007, 04:35:12 PM »
Been sittng on my desk for 2 days now, and I just cannot bring myself to open it.  noooo: noooo:
The DREADED annual large brown envelope from my accountant. evil:

He's shortly swanning off in his new Porshe Carrera S to his new holiday villa in Spain that he's just proudly announced that he's purchased.
I hope it's infested with rabid fleas when he gets there. evil:
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 04:59:47 PM »
Ummmm1  I occasionally get letters like that.    noooo:

The last one that I was too  scared2: to open turned out to be a party invitation.  ::)

I suppose I had got it right really........... 
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 05:10:27 PM »
You really need to get yourself a robust letter opener G.  I still use one I was given over 20 years ago, silver and crystal, a beauty.

I attack the incoming missives without fear or prejudice... slicing through the folded 120gsm like a hot knife through butter.
Manilla? ... Pah! Take that!! fence:

My honour thus satisfied, I can ruminate over the contents...  confused:
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 09:06:44 PM »
I have asked my aco9untant for the bad news or end July. I have not heard from her scared2:
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 09:44:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 17, 2007, 09:06:44 PM
I have asked my aco9untant for the bad news or end July. I have not heard from her scared2:

S'pose it does get very time consuming when dealing in millions.
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2007, 02:00:17 AM »
I used to deal with a supplier in the ?States who added all incoming mail (snail mail, not e-mail then) to a big pair of scales on his desk and would only open it when it tipped 5lbs?  confused:

As you can imagine, it created all sorts of problems if some form of ?dialogue? was required that necessitated sending things back and forth.  ::)
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2007, 10:55:54 AM »
Foolish I know, but I haven't opened any of my bank statements for years. I keep them in a bin liner under my desk redface:
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2007, 11:15:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2007, 10:55:54 AM
Foolish I know, but I haven't opened any of my bank statements for years. I keep them in a bin liner under my desk redface:

I have a tendency to do the same thing  redface:  And being as I am getting 'somewhat' forgetful in my dotage I later come across a stack of unopened statements and yell at the bank for not sending them out in a timely manner.

At least I am at last learning how to apologise - in a 'stilted' sort of way... Bah!
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2007, 11:18:27 AM »
I don't forget about them. I deliberately don't open them. Is this a confession or are others likewisely avoidant?
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2007, 11:22:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2007, 11:18:27 AM
I don't forget about them. I deliberately don't open them. Is this a confession or are others likewisely avoidant?

I don't open mine either - I merely take them to the office and shred them. Same goes for the Barclaycard statement.
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2007, 11:23:39 AM »
Good man! bom

I give you a clap
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2007, 11:26:01 AM »
I don't open them either. I do everything on line so if there was a discrepency I would have already seen it by the time the statement arrived.
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2007, 11:27:07 AM »
I don't look online either redface:
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 11:35:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2007, 11:27:07 AM
I don't look online either redface:

Good man - a clap for that too!
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2007, 11:36:02 AM »
So, why are bank statements soooooooooooooo scary?
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