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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2007, 11:36:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2007, 11:27:07 AM
I don't look online either redface:

I didn't until I discovered I was paying for a gym membership I thought I had canceled nine months previously.  redface:
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2007, 11:46:42 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 11:36:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2007, 11:27:07 AM
I don't look online either redface:

I didn't until I discovered I was paying for a gym membership I thought I had canceled nine months previously.  redface:

Mrs TMR had the same thing, although it was nearer two years worth - we're still trying to get it all back!
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2007, 11:47:42 AM »
Which is why this is a foolish phobia, nevertheless my bin liner runneth over
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2007, 12:21:59 PM »
Bloody hell, that's a relief. I can come clean now then. whistle:

I suspected I was one of the very few idiots in the world that doesn't  (deliberately) open bank or credit card statements.
Guess we're all just too bloody scared to face the truth, i.e, we've overspent YET again. sad32:
Bloody downright irresponsible and pathetic though really.

The LARGE brown enevelope remains on my desk unopened, with other stuff gradually piling on top of it.  happy088
I'm hoping it'll become too heavy to lift everything off, and can use that as an excuse to the taxman for non payment p'raps?
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2007, 12:26:31 PM »
OPEN IT!!

ANd gimme a call!
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2007, 12:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2007, 12:26:31 PM
OPEN IT!!

ANd gimme a call!

NO!,I can't, it won't let me, and why?
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2007, 12:32:26 PM »
I was on the phone. Try now!
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2007, 12:35:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2007, 12:32:26 PM
I was on the phone. Try now!

Why?
NO

OK. Curiosity is getting the better of me. I'm ringing. Do you want my bank credit slip details p'raps? happy088
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2007, 12:36:52 PM »
Growler is Mr Grumpy. evil:
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2007, 12:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2007, 12:36:52 PM
Growler is Mr Grumpy. evil:

No I'm not. Just a bit................ rubschin: fraught. happy088
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2007, 12:40:21 PM »
I don't have this problem .... The Bank of Snoopy is accessed via a loose floor board and if the box within is empty then I don''t spend. If there is cash in it "Happy Days".
Statements to see how broke I am ~ not needed. Places hand in jeans pocket .... is there anything other than a clean hankie and a bunch of keys? Yes ..... Two Twenty Pound notes and a couple of fivers plus loose change. I am a wealthy hound today.   cloud9:
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2007, 12:57:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 18, 2007, 12:40:21 PM
I don't have this problem .... The Bank of Snoopy is accessed via a loose floor board and if the box within is empty then I don''t spend. If there is cash in it "Happy Days".
Statements to see how broke I am ~ not needed. Places hand in jeans pocket .... is there anything other than a clean hankie and a bunch of keys? Yes ..... Two Twenty Pound notes and a couple of fivers plus loose change. I am a wealthy hound today.   cloud9:

Exactly how I work (apart from the floorboard bit)
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2007, 12:30:51 PM »
I have been repeatedly accused of pretending to be royalty.

I never have a penny on me - ever!

I am never a soft touch for beggars, or homeless kittens or tempted with snap purchases, if in the rare event I actually want to buy something - I leave it to my "Keeper of the Purse" to sort it out.

I did that once and walked off forgetting that I was alone...

then spent an uncomfortable half hour explaining odd behaviour to store detective.   redface:
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2007, 12:33:11 PM »
You should be in the Clink!
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Re: Inability to open envelopes
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2007, 01:07:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2007, 12:33:11 PM
You should be in the Clink!

I should have company!
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