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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5100 on: June 14, 2019, 07:12:39 PM »
Sometimes when you cry nobody sees your tears...

Sometimes when you're hurt nobody sees your pain...

Sometimes when you're sad nobody sees your sorrow...

BUT FART JUST ONE TIME.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5101 on: Yesterday at 11:35:17 AM »
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5102 on: Yesterday at 11:37:20 AM »
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5103 on: Today at 09:07:08 AM »
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid," she says.

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."

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