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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4800 on: December 24, 2018, 09:00:52 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4801 on: December 24, 2018, 09:31:04 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4802 on: December 24, 2018, 10:25:57 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4803 on: December 27, 2018, 11:48:36 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4804 on: December 27, 2018, 12:09:57 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4805 on: December 27, 2018, 12:17:17 PM »
A BOXING DAY POOEM.

You sit upon the toilet with everything prepared, you're feeling quite excited but a little bloody scared!
That huge amount of Christmas nosh has turned into a log and now the fateful time has come to flush it down the bog!
But first you must expel the beast and so you start to strain, you bite down on a piece of wood to take away the pain.
But oh my god, its bloody huge, its like you're giving birth! You sweat and push and swear and shake and strain for all you're worth.
And then the magic moment comes that fills your soul with cheer, a turd the size of King Kongs arm emerges from your rear.
And like a bomb it hits the pan thus lightening your mood, and making room inside your guts for lots more christmas food!!
 Happy Christmas.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4807 on: December 27, 2018, 01:35:51 PM »
A BOXING DAY POOEM.

You sit upon the toilet with everything prepared, you're feeling quite excited but a little bloody scared!
That huge amount of Christmas nosh has turned into a log and now the fateful time has come to flush it down the bog!
But first you must expel the beast and so you start to strain, you bite down on a piece of wood to take away the pain.
But oh my god, its bloody huge, its like you're giving birth! You sweat and push and swear and shake and strain for all you're worth.
And then the magic moment comes that fills your soul with cheer, a turd the size of King Kongs arm emerges from your rear.
And like a bomb it hits the pan thus lightening your mood, and making room inside your guts for lots more christmas food!!
 Happy Christmas.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4809 on: January 09, 2019, 11:58:42 PM »
I've just been watching Rachel Riliey on Countdown and got aroused

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4810 on: January 10, 2019, 06:09:01 AM »
I've just been watching Rachel Riliey on Countdown and got aroused

Not bad, seven letters  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4811 on: January 10, 2019, 06:26:55 AM »
I've just been watching Rachel Riliey on Countdown and got aroused

Not bad, seven letters  :thumbsup:

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Speaking of the lovely Rachel I hear in the news that she told George Galloway to fuck off.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4812 on: January 10, 2019, 09:43:46 AM »
I've just been watching Rachel Riliey on Countdown and got aroused

Not bad, seven letters  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4813 on: January 10, 2019, 10:07:56 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4814 on: January 16, 2019, 08:26:54 AM »
LL asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner last night...


...so I took the battery out of the smoke alarm! happy001
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