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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4770 on: December 16, 2018, 07:55:58 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4771 on: December 16, 2018, 07:57:20 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4772 on: December 16, 2018, 08:01:06 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4773 on: December 16, 2018, 10:23:49 PM »
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I bet you are a whizz with your red pen... ::)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4774 on: December 16, 2018, 10:43:42 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4775 on: December 17, 2018, 02:17:01 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4776 on: December 17, 2018, 07:16:36 AM »
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Ooh, you can't use red pen; it's too aggresive (I kid you not  noooo: )
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4777 on: December 17, 2018, 07:22:47 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4778 on: December 17, 2018, 07:30:51 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4779 on: December 18, 2018, 09:20:44 AM »
this has an Affs air to it


An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam...
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day...
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained...
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing"...
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour"...?
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open"..
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4780 on: December 18, 2018, 09:26:01 AM »
this has an Affs air to it


An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam...
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day...
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained...
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing"...
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour"...?
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open"..

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4781 on: December 18, 2018, 11:39:17 AM »
this has an Affs air to it


An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam...
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day...
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained...
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing"...
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour"...?
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open"..

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4782 on: December 19, 2018, 08:34:34 AM »
It's my birthday tomorrow. Last year the lesbian couple next door gave me a Rolex as a joint birthday and Christmas present. They obviously misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4783 on: December 19, 2018, 09:01:44 AM »
It's my birthday tomorrow. Last year the lesbian couple next door gave me a Rolex as a joint birthday and Christmas present. They obviously misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4784 on: December 19, 2018, 10:06:11 AM »
It's my birthday tomorrow. Last year the lesbian couple next door gave me a Rolex as a joint birthday and Christmas present. They obviously misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

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Well, whatever nevermind