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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4680 on: October 08, 2018, 04:08:35 PM »
My mate managed to commit suicide by jumping in front of a steam train.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4681 on: October 09, 2018, 08:57:04 AM »
There was a tap on my door this morning.

My plumber has a strange sense of humour.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4682 on: October 09, 2018, 09:03:28 AM »
There was a tap on my door this morning.

My plumber has a strange sense of humour.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4683 on: October 10, 2018, 08:26:33 AM »
YOUNG LAD looking at mom's ID card.
SEX F.
He laughs.
MOM "Whats funny."
LAD. "I can't believe you was so bad at sex you failed in it."
Husband dies laughing.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4684 on: October 10, 2018, 10:26:29 AM »
YOUNG LAD looking at mom's ID card.
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He laughs.
MOM "Whats funny."
LAD. "I can't believe you was so bad at sex you failed in it."
Husband dies laughing.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4685 on: October 10, 2018, 04:06:37 PM »
YOUNG LAD looking at mom's ID card.
SEX F.
He laughs.
MOM "Whats funny."
LAD. "I can't believe you was so bad at sex you failed in it."
Husband dies laughing.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4686 on: October 10, 2018, 08:22:03 PM »
Afternoon all!!

I was at the gym this morning when I noticed a hole in my trainer, just big enough to get my finger in. Anyway, to cut a long story short, she's made a formal complaint and I'm now banned for life.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4687 on: October 11, 2018, 04:31:22 AM »
Afternoon all!!

I was at the gym this morning when I noticed a hole in my trainer, just big enough to get my finger in. Anyway, to cut a long story short, she's made a formal complaint and I'm now banned for life.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4688 on: October 16, 2018, 11:37:16 AM »
As a Chinese dentist, I intentionally avoid giving appointments to patients at 14:30 to avoid their infantile attempt at a borderline racist joke.

I think it's only a matter of time before other dental practices follow suit.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4689 on: October 16, 2018, 12:02:34 PM »
As a Chinese dentist, I intentionally avoid giving appointments to patients at 14:30 to avoid their infantile attempt at a borderline racist joke.

I think it's only a matter of time before other dental practices follow suit.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4690 on: October 16, 2018, 01:11:15 PM »
As a Chinese dentist, I intentionally avoid giving appointments to patients at 14:30 to avoid their infantile attempt at a borderline racist joke.

I think it's only a matter of time before other dental practices follow suit.
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