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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4711 on: October 29, 2018, 10:10:58 AM »
She's a friend of mine  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4714 on: October 29, 2018, 01:19:28 PM »
She's a friend of mine  redface:
the hat or the cat?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4715 on: October 30, 2018, 06:22:19 AM »




and...


If I had 50p for every maths test I failed, I'd now have 4.20.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4716 on: October 30, 2018, 08:16:27 AM »




and...


If I had 50p for every maths test I failed, I'd now have 4.20.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4717 on: October 30, 2018, 09:45:45 PM »
Affs?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4718 on: October 30, 2018, 11:44:43 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4720 on: October 31, 2018, 07:11:49 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4724 on: November 02, 2018, 03:07:45 PM »
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week"...
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"...
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, "WOW That's more than twice a week ! You could learn a lot from him"...
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR".
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
"That's once a day you could REALLY learn something from this one"...
I looked at her and said,
"Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow"...
 
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery...
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