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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1320 on: March 19, 2012, 06:06:50 PM »
I only got two right... redface:
  Love these quizzes though...more please!!! :thumbsup:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1321 on: March 19, 2012, 06:19:58 PM »
yeah baby!  ;)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1322 on: March 19, 2012, 06:21:07 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1323 on: March 28, 2012, 07:10:29 PM »
"Are you a parking ticket" I said to a Chinese girl in the pub last night.

"Why, because I've got fine written all over me?"

"No," I replied, "because you're an annoying yellow c**t."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1324 on: March 29, 2012, 04:01:38 AM »
"Are you a parking ticket" I said to a Chinese girl in the pub last night.

"Why, because I've got fine written all over me?"

"No," I replied, "because you're an annoying yellow c**t."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1326 on: March 31, 2012, 09:23:52 PM »
Just bought a 'low energy light bulb' at B & Q. Assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?"
I said "No - Its going in the lounge"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1327 on: April 01, 2012, 09:23:03 AM »
Just bought a 'low energy light bulb' at B & Q. Assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?"
I said "No - Its going in the lounge"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1328 on: April 03, 2012, 09:31:42 PM »
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1329 on: April 04, 2012, 06:59:18 AM »
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1330 on: April 04, 2012, 07:01:04 AM »
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1331 on: April 06, 2012, 08:33:01 AM »
My sexy neighbour has left her curtains open slightly, so I'm watching her masturbate with my telescope.



I can't see very well, though. If only I had my telescope.........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1332 on: April 06, 2012, 08:59:25 AM »
My sexy neighbour has left her curtains open slightly, so I'm watching her masturbate with my telescope.



I can't see very well, though. If only I had my telescope.........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1333 on: April 06, 2012, 12:08:26 PM »
My sexy neighbour has left her curtains open slightly, so I'm watching her masturbate with my telescope.



I can't see very well, though. If only I had my telescope.........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1334 on: April 06, 2012, 01:52:48 PM »
Sounds like yer telescope might be seeing Uranus APC  point:
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