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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1335 on: April 06, 2012, 01:57:52 PM »
Sounds like yer telescope might be seeing Uranus APC  point:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1337 on: April 07, 2012, 10:17:15 AM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1339 on: April 07, 2012, 10:46:56 AM »
Q. What is black...........and white all over?

A The Pakistan Army !!!!!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1340 on: April 10, 2012, 05:36:47 AM »
Unannounced, Angela Merkel arrives at border control in Athens:

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies ... somewhat put out that she hasn't been recognised.

"Occupation?" he asks.

"No," she replies ... "just here for a few days ..."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1341 on: April 10, 2012, 05:41:11 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1342 on: April 10, 2012, 07:28:30 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1343 on: April 10, 2012, 12:25:51 PM »
I took my parents to the zoo to see the new monkeys they've got there. I burst out laughing as one of them pressed themselves against the glass and started masturbating, while the one behind started to fling shit at him. That was hilarious, I thought, but I should really get them back to the care home.........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1344 on: April 10, 2012, 12:26:34 PM »
I took my parents to the zoo to see the new monkeys they've got there. I burst out laughing as one of them pressed themselves against the glass and started masturbating, while the one behind started to fling shit at him. That was hilarious, I thought, but I should really get them back to the care home.........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1345 on: April 10, 2012, 06:58:26 PM »
My sexy neighbour has left her curtains open slightly, so I'm watching her masturbate with my telescope.



I can't see very well, though. If only I had my telescope.........

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Its that BM delinquent Miss T, he's a bad influence  lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1346 on: April 10, 2012, 07:00:13 PM »
My sexy neighbour has left her curtains open slightly, so I'm watching her masturbate with my telescope.



I can't see very well, though. If only I had my telescope.........

 nonono: noooo:

Its that BM delinquent Miss T, he's a bad influence  lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1347 on: April 11, 2012, 06:51:52 AM »
My sexy neighbour has left her curtains open slightly, so I'm watching her masturbate with my telescope.



I can't see very well, though. If only I had my telescope.........

 nonono: noooo:

Its that BM delinquent Miss T, he's a bad influence  lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1349 on: April 12, 2012, 12:17:04 PM »
"You won't like me when I'm angry.

Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."

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