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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1305 on: March 16, 2012, 09:21:41 PM »
http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

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Having undergone what is basically the same procedure, I can verify most of that! I did NOT, thankfully, encounter Agent Picolax - in my case they relied on good old fashioned warm water.

Wot he said, no Picolax for me either but bog standard (see what I did there) enema.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1306 on: March 18, 2012, 03:12:16 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1307 on: March 18, 2012, 03:13:29 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1308 on: March 18, 2012, 03:34:16 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1309 on: March 18, 2012, 05:03:53 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1310 on: March 18, 2012, 06:10:03 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1311 on: March 19, 2012, 02:41:04 PM »
Dementia quiz
 


    FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?






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ANSWER:  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE  ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION,  OK?





SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL  DOWN)

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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU  ARE.....
 WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE: THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR. TRY IT.


TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW  ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10.. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....





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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT? 

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT....  MAYBE...

FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1    NANA,2. NENE,3.. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???   

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?
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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU?NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!







OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:





A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE  PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES  HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?


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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...

DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1312 on: March 19, 2012, 02:47:33 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1313 on: March 19, 2012, 03:01:31 PM »
Can we assume you did not achieve 100% BM?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1314 on: March 19, 2012, 03:10:03 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1315 on: March 19, 2012, 03:22:42 PM »
So, which onedi you get right (or nearly right)?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1316 on: March 19, 2012, 03:24:10 PM »
So, which onedi you get right (or nearly right)?

5,000  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1317 on: March 19, 2012, 03:29:02 PM »
That's the only one you got right? Well, I relly don't know how to break this to you BM, but 5,000 is not the right answer  ::)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1318 on: March 19, 2012, 03:50:14 PM »
That's the only one you got right? Well, I relly don't know how to break this to you BM, but 5,000 is not the right answer  ::)

Oh noes - that was the one I got wrong like....  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1319 on: March 19, 2012, 06:05:27 PM »
I only got two right... redface:
  Love these quizzes though...more please!!! :thumbsup: