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[Just One More]

Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of youth's running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.      

Moderators, can you have a word with that TMR chap? He keeps repeating what Miss D says before she says it 

[Baldy]

Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of youth's running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.      

Moderators, can you have a word with that TMR chap? He keeps repeating what Miss D says before she says it 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

It's my own form of  protest .......

[Miss Demeanour]

For all you husbands who hate shopping.



My wife, was always after me to go shopping with her..

Then I began wearing my new t -shirt.

She doesn't want me to go shopping with  her anymore ..can't think why 

[Snoopy]

Do they make that in Extra Large? 

[Nick]

Had to sit with my husband  in A&E last night while he had seventeen stitches taken out. That'll teach him to give me a bloody sewing kit for my birthday.


(Thanks to Barmisspah)

[apc2010]

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: You've won my trust - Moral of the story:



 always keep your condoms in the car.

[Barman]

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: You've won my trust - Moral of the story:



 always keep your condoms in the car.

Its not true about the old ones being the best then....? 

[The Moan Ranger]

My wife loves getting steamy and squirting...

The many wonders of ironing.

[The Moan Ranger]

Dear Santa.

Don't fucking bother coming this year, I have loads of stuff already.

Delroy, aged 9, Tottenham.

[Baldy]

Dear Santa.

Don't fucking bother coming this year, I have loads of stuff already.

Delroy, aged 9, Tottenham.

 

[Barman]

Dear Santa.

Don't fucking bother coming this year, I have loads of stuff already.

Delroy, aged 9, Tottenham.

 

[Just One More]

I often wondered why Activia adverts are aimed so exclusively at women.

"Men experience bloatiness too I thought. "Why not include them? What's with the focus on women?"

Tonight it struck me. When men are bloated, they fart and don't go out and spending £2.99 on f**king yoghurt.

[Barman]

I often wondered why Activia adverts are aimed so exclusively at women.

"Men experience bloatiness too I thought. "Why not include them? What's with the focus on women?"

Tonight it struck me. When men are bloated, they fart and don't go out and spending £2.99 on f**king yoghurt.

 

[Just One More]

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