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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #915 on: August 11, 2011, 11:45:26 PM »
Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of youth's running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.      

Moderators, can you have a word with that TMR chap? He keeps repeating what Miss D says before she says it  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #916 on: August 12, 2011, 12:43:45 AM »
Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of youth's running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.      

Moderators, can you have a word with that TMR chap? He keeps repeating what Miss D says before she says it  whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #917 on: August 12, 2011, 05:00:23 AM »
It's my own form of  protest ....... lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #918 on: August 12, 2011, 08:09:12 AM »



For all you husbands who hate shopping.



My wife, was always after me to go shopping with her..

Then I began wearing my new t -shirt.

She doesn't want me to go shopping with  her anymore ..can't think why  rubschin:







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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #919 on: August 12, 2011, 08:16:04 AM »
Do they make that in Extra Large?  angel1
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #920 on: August 12, 2011, 09:24:07 AM »
Had to sit with my husband  in A&E last night while he had seventeen stitches taken out. That'll teach him to give me a bloody sewing kit for my birthday.


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #921 on: August 16, 2011, 02:53:20 PM »
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: You've won my trust - Moral of the story:



 always keep your condoms in the car.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #922 on: August 16, 2011, 02:55:09 PM »
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: You've won my trust - Moral of the story:



 always keep your condoms in the car.


Its not true about the old ones being the best then....?  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #923 on: August 16, 2011, 07:52:31 PM »
My wife loves getting steamy and squirting...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #924 on: August 18, 2011, 05:44:42 PM »
Dear Santa.

Don't fucking bother coming this year, I have loads of stuff already.

Delroy, aged 9, Tottenham.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #925 on: August 19, 2011, 12:06:11 AM »
Dear Santa.

Don't fucking bother coming this year, I have loads of stuff already.

Delroy, aged 9, Tottenham.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #926 on: August 19, 2011, 04:23:22 AM »
Dear Santa.

Don't fucking bother coming this year, I have loads of stuff already.

Delroy, aged 9, Tottenham.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #927 on: August 24, 2011, 09:03:03 PM »
I often wondered why Activia adverts are aimed so exclusively at women.

"Men experience bloatiness too I thought. "Why not include them? What's with the focus on women?"

Tonight it struck me. When men are bloated, they fart and don't go out and spending 2.99 on f**king yoghurt.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #928 on: August 25, 2011, 04:54:43 AM »
I often wondered why Activia adverts are aimed so exclusively at women.

"Men experience bloatiness too I thought. "Why not include them? What's with the focus on women?"

Tonight it struck me. When men are bloated, they fart and don't go out and spending 2.99 on f**king yoghurt.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #929 on: August 25, 2011, 09:00:18 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie