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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #765 on: June 02, 2011, 10:08:12 AM »
Excellent. That's been forwarded  lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #766 on: June 02, 2011, 04:03:43 PM »
Love it!   lol: lol: lol:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #768 on: June 02, 2011, 06:35:18 PM »
Oh Yes !!!   happy001
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #770 on: June 06, 2011, 04:28:20 PM »
http://www.pprune.org/cabin-crew/232080-thick-passenger-comments.html    razz:


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On a domestic flight from Sydney I had this exchange with a newly arrived U.S. visitor to Australia a few years back.

Me: Madam, would you like a cup of coffee?

Passenger: Do you have any tea with yee?

Me: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean by yee.....

Passenger: Oh..... no I'm sorry, do you have any tea with thou?

Me: Are you trying to speak olde english?

Passenger: Isn't that how you speak here in Australia?

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PAX: what do you have to eat and drink?
CC: there is a menu just there in your seatpocket...
PAX: (pulling something out and reading it) "what? this? it dosent say food?"
CC: No, thats the sickbag...
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #771 on: June 06, 2011, 04:42:50 PM »
http://www.pprune.org/cabin-crew/232080-thick-passenger-comments.html    razz:


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On a domestic flight from Sydney I had this exchange with a newly arrived U.S. visitor to Australia a few years back.

Me: Madam, would you like a cup of coffee?

Passenger: Do you have any tea with yee?

Me: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean by yee.....

Passenger: Oh..... no I'm sorry, do you have any tea with thou?

Me: Are you trying to speak olde english?

Passenger: Isn't that how you speak here in Australia?

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PAX: what do you have to eat and drink?
CC: there is a menu just there in your seatpocket...
PAX: (pulling something out and reading it) "what? this? it dosent say food?"
CC: No, thats the sickbag...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #772 on: June 10, 2011, 11:37:24 AM »
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.



He decides to test it at dinner.





"Son, where were you today?"



Son says "at school dad."



Robot slaps the son!



"Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates!"



"What dvd?"



"Toy story."



Robot slaps the son again!



"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.



"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.

Robot slaps the dad!



Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."



Robot slaps The mum!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #773 on: June 10, 2011, 12:14:04 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #774 on: June 11, 2011, 08:51:42 AM »
For some strange reason this one just hit the spot for me   lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #775 on: June 11, 2011, 09:03:26 AM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #776 on: June 11, 2011, 09:42:17 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #777 on: June 11, 2011, 11:24:12 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #778 on: June 11, 2011, 04:08:42 PM »
 lol: lol:   I always wondered what they did when you weren't looking
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #779 on: June 14, 2011, 02:23:14 PM »
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