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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #480 on: March 13, 2011, 01:51:03 AM »
I don't get it...didn't the penguin request a beer..

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #481 on: March 13, 2011, 05:37:34 AM »
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk up to the bar. The rabbi asked for a Martini, the priest requested a beer, and the duck said, "I'll have a Scotch and soda". The bartender stared in amazement at the talking duck and asked, "What happened to the penguin?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #482 on: March 13, 2011, 06:58:18 AM »
I don't get it...didn't the penguin request a beer..

I kept re-reading it last night to work out the punch-line, I'm still  confused:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #483 on: March 13, 2011, 07:01:30 AM »
It's an invisible joke  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #484 on: March 13, 2011, 07:02:53 AM »
It made me smile ~ dunno why. Maybe spending too much time in this Nickesque world.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #485 on: March 13, 2011, 07:07:15 AM »
You and Miss C have both been lost to the Nickesque world I fear  noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #486 on: March 13, 2011, 07:18:57 AM »
You and Miss C have both been lost to the Nickesque world I fear  noooo:

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Did you say that only once?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #487 on: March 13, 2011, 07:23:42 AM »
zis is Night'awk, are you receiving me ?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #489 on: March 13, 2011, 12:15:18 PM »
Ten Catholic priests are killed in an accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says "Ok, If any of you are paedophiles, go to Hell. Nine of them start walking away. St Peter says "Hey, take the deaf cunt with you".

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #490 on: March 13, 2011, 12:24:28 PM »
Ten Catholic priests are killed in an accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says "Ok, If any of you are paedophiles, go to Hell. Nine of them start walking away. St Peter says "Hey, take the deaf cunt with you".

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #491 on: March 13, 2011, 12:35:04 PM »
Ten Catholic priests are killed in an accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says "Ok, If any of you are paedophiles, go to Hell. Nine of them start walking away. St Peter says "Hey, take the deaf cunt with you".


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #492 on: March 13, 2011, 08:49:48 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #493 on: March 13, 2011, 08:56:34 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #494 on: March 14, 2011, 01:10:08 AM »
Ten Catholic priests are killed in an accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says "Ok, If any of you are paedophiles, go to Hell. Nine of them start walking away. St Peter says "Hey, take the deaf cunt with you".

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