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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #450 on: March 08, 2011, 08:33:32 AM »
INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0...

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, 
Desperate!!!



DEAR DESPERATE!!!,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.  Please note Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0   (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0!!!

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly... You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.   We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #451 on: March 08, 2011, 08:37:05 AM »
Made me larf first time round too.  confused:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #452 on: March 08, 2011, 08:39:04 AM »
Thats the trouble with being younger, you think its the first time round.  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #453 on: March 08, 2011, 08:44:12 AM »
Thats the trouble with being younger, you think its the first time round.  whistle:

We only have your word for that ..... You have carefully omitted your D.O.B. from your profile  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #454 on: March 08, 2011, 12:15:21 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #455 on: March 08, 2011, 01:32:25 PM »
I didn't have the time couldn't be arsed to search for it  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #456 on: March 08, 2011, 01:38:20 PM »
I doubt Tipsy has a DoB. I suspect she came out of a test tube  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #457 on: March 08, 2011, 06:22:16 PM »
I doubt Tipsy has a DoB. I suspect she came out of a test tube  noooo:

Thats not what my Dad told me, he said I came from the lane just outside the village.  Where he used to liberate a cabbage for tea on his way home off nights.  lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #458 on: March 08, 2011, 06:23:28 PM »
She IS nuts  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #459 on: March 08, 2011, 07:39:35 PM »
I doubt Tipsy has a DoB. I suspect she came out of a test tube  noooo:

Thats not what my Dad told me, he said I came from the lane just outside the village.  Where he used to liberate a cabbage for tea on his way home off nights.  lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #460 on: March 08, 2011, 08:49:25 PM »
Cabbage head  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #461 on: March 09, 2011, 09:37:46 PM »
I spent 3 hours last Sunday at my Wife's graveside.

Silly bitch thinks I'm digging a fish pond.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #462 on: March 09, 2011, 09:41:08 PM »
I spent 3 hours last Sunday at my Wife's graveside.

Silly bitch thinks I'm digging a fish pond.


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #463 on: March 09, 2011, 11:38:46 PM »
I spent 3 hours last Sunday at my Wife's graveside.

Silly bitch thinks I'm digging a fish pond.


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« Reply #464 on: March 10, 2011, 06:14:00 AM »
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