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Offline Steve

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6150 on: August 04, 2020, 11:18:48 AM »
Got beat up by a mime the other day!!
He did unspeakable things to me.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6151 on: August 04, 2020, 12:00:58 PM »
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« Reply #6152 on: August 04, 2020, 12:39:08 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6153 on: August 05, 2020, 09:25:26 AM »
Is it too early make jokes about the explosion in Beirut......... rubschin:






or should I wait for the dust to settle.................... whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6154 on: August 05, 2020, 09:38:22 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6155 on: August 05, 2020, 12:34:13 PM »
Two guys are in a meeting at work.
The first guy says "Hey I think we should stop testing our products on animals."

The second guy tells him "look, I know it sucks but animal testing is an unfortunate necessity in saving human lives - look at the pharmaceutical industry."

The first guy goes "yeah, but we make hammers."
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« Reply #6156 on: August 05, 2020, 01:05:39 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 05, 2020, 12:34:13 PM
Two guys are in a meeting at work.
The first guy says "Hey I think we should stop testing our products on animals."

The second guy tells him "look, I know it sucks but animal testing is an unfortunate necessity in saving human lives - look at the pharmaceutical industry."

The first guy goes "yeah, but we make hammers."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6157 on: August 05, 2020, 07:06:13 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 05, 2020, 09:25:26 AM
Is it too early make jokes about the explosion in Beirut......... rubschin:






or should I wait for the dust to settle.................... whistle:

 lol:  redface: redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6158 on: August 06, 2020, 11:12:31 AM »
My psychiatrist and I had a major breakthrough.

Now he can hear the voices too.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6159 on: August 06, 2020, 11:25:17 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 06, 2020, 11:12:31 AM
My psychiatrist and I had a major breakthrough.

Now he can hear the voices too.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6160 on: August 07, 2020, 12:21:24 PM »
My mates flight from Gibraltar to Glasgow has been cancelled.

Now he’s stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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« Reply #6161 on: August 07, 2020, 12:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 07, 2020, 12:21:24 PM
My mates flight from Gibraltar to Glasgow has been cancelled.

Now he’s stuck between a rock and a hard place.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6162 on: August 07, 2020, 01:25:45 PM »
Need a job? Plenty of jobs in a chemical plant in Beruit.............


 Days are rubbish, but the nitrate is excellent.............. Thumbs:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6163 on: August 07, 2020, 02:52:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2020, 01:25:45 PM
Need a job? Plenty of jobs in a chemical plant in Beruit.............


 Days are rubbish, but the nitrate is excellent.............. Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6164 on: August 07, 2020, 09:59:49 PM »
The wife was so worried the mechanic would rip her off because she's a woman.

Imagine her relief when he said she only needed indicator fluid.
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