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Offline Steve

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5580 on: January 25, 2020, 10:01:40 AM »
Hearing aid for sale.


Give me a shout if you're interested.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5581 on: January 25, 2020, 10:36:36 AM »
Quote from: Steve on January 25, 2020, 10:01:40 AM
Hearing aid for sale.


Give me a shout if you're interested.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5582 on: January 25, 2020, 01:39:00 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5583 on: January 25, 2020, 03:25:31 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5584 on: January 25, 2020, 09:05:42 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5585 on: January 26, 2020, 11:26:30 PM »
A boy come home from school at 7pm, his dad says "where the fuck have you been ??".............

He replied "I've been with Chantelle"...........

"Where were you doing ?"............

"We were studying"............

After picking a snack up off the table he says "omg these fish cakes are unreal!!"

His dad says "you might want to wash your hands son, they're donuts".................. noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5586 on: January 27, 2020, 05:42:09 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 26, 2020, 11:26:30 PM
A boy come home from school at 7pm, his dad says "where the fuck have you been ??".............

He replied "I've been with Chantelle"...........

"Where were you doing ?"............

"We were studying"............

After picking a snack up off the table he says "omg these fish cakes are unreal!!"

His dad says "you might want to wash your hands son, they're donuts".................. noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5587 on: January 27, 2020, 12:28:29 PM »
A priest dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
St Peter to the guy :
''Who are you .... ???? ''
Guy, ''I am an f*cking Italian Bus Driver.....!!!! ''
St Peter, "Take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven."
St Peter to the priest,
"who are you.....???? ''
Priest, I am a priest and spent 40 yrs preaching good to people.
St Peter, ''Take this cotton robe and enter heaven. ''
Priest : "St Peter, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a golden robe and I spent all my life preaching good, only get cotton? ''
St Peter, ''Results, my son, results, While you preached, people slept,
When he drove, people REALLY prayed..... It's performance, not position that counts.....!!!!!! “
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5588 on: January 27, 2020, 02:59:25 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 27, 2020, 12:28:29 PM
A priest dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
St Peter to the guy :
''Who are you .... ???? ''
Guy, ''I am an f*cking Italian Bus Driver.....!!!! ''
St Peter, "Take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven."
St Peter to the priest,
"who are you.....???? ''
Priest, I am a priest and spent 40 yrs preaching good to people.
St Peter, ''Take this cotton robe and enter heaven. ''
Priest : "St Peter, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a golden robe and I spent all my life preaching good, only get cotton? ''
St Peter, ''Results, my son, results, While you preached, people slept,
When he drove, people REALLY prayed..... It's performance, not position that counts.....!!!!!! “

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5589 on: January 31, 2020, 12:10:31 AM »
A female weightlifter goes to the doctors .....

"I've been taking steroids and now I have grown a cock.."........... eeek:


Doctor<.."Anabolic"........ rubschin:



No just a cock ......... whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5590 on: January 31, 2020, 06:00:56 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 31, 2020, 12:10:31 AM
A female weightlifter goes to the doctors .....

"I've been taking steroids and now I have grown a cock.."........... eeek:


Doctor<.."Anabolic"........ rubschin:



No just a cock ......... whistle:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5591 on: February 01, 2020, 10:24:52 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5592 on: February 01, 2020, 10:49:01 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5593 on: February 01, 2020, 03:31:02 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 27, 2020, 02:59:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 27, 2020, 12:28:29 PM
A priest dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
St Peter to the guy :
''Who are you .... ???? ''
Guy, ''I am an f*cking Italian Bus Driver.....!!!! ''
St Peter, "Take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven."
St Peter to the priest,
"who are you.....???? ''
Priest, I am a priest and spent 40 yrs preaching good to people.
St Peter, ''Take this cotton robe and enter heaven. ''
Priest : "St Peter, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a golden robe and I spent all my life preaching good, only get cotton? ''
St Peter, ''Results, my son, results, While you preached, people slept,
When he drove, people REALLY prayed..... It's performance, not position that counts.....!!!!!! “

 lol: lol: lol:

Sent this to Miss I. She says I will get slapped next time she is here  sad32:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5594 on: February 01, 2020, 03:38:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 01, 2020, 03:31:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 27, 2020, 02:59:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 27, 2020, 12:28:29 PM
A priest dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
St Peter to the guy :
''Who are you .... ???? ''
Guy, ''I am an f*cking Italian Bus Driver.....!!!! ''
St Peter, "Take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven."
St Peter to the priest,
"who are you.....???? ''
Priest, I am a priest and spent 40 yrs preaching good to people.
St Peter, ''Take this cotton robe and enter heaven. ''
Priest : "St Peter, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a golden robe and I spent all my life preaching good, only get cotton? ''
St Peter, ''Results, my son, results, While you preached, people slept,
When he drove, people REALLY prayed..... It's performance, not position that counts.....!!!!!! “

 lol: lol: lol:

Sent this to Miss I. She says I will get slapped next time she is here  sad32:

 point: point: point:

Send it to Mrs. Nick...?  rubschin:
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