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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5550 on: January 14, 2020, 06:23:15 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5551 on: January 14, 2020, 10:32:11 PM »
The inventor of inappropriately timed innuendo died yesterday....... sad24:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5552 on: January 14, 2020, 10:54:57 PM »
The inventor of inappropriately timed innuendo died yesterday....... sad24:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5553 on: January 15, 2020, 07:50:28 AM »
The inventor of inappropriately timed innuendo died yesterday....... sad24:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5554 on: January 15, 2020, 05:07:59 PM »
The inventor of inappropriately timed innuendo died yesterday....... sad24:


His wife is taking it hard ........ whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5555 on: January 16, 2020, 08:30:32 AM »
It's been years since my wife wanted sex but tonight she's been all, "Why don't we go upstairs?" And, "I've got something for you up there" and "I'm going to make you sweat tonight," I've got a horrible suspicion she's had a self assembly Ikea wardrobe delivered.  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5556 on: January 16, 2020, 08:31:46 AM »
It's been years since my wife wanted sex but tonight she's been all, "Why don't we go upstairs?" And, "I've got something for you up there" and "I'm going to make you sweat tonight," I've got a horrible suspicion she's had a self assembly Ikea wardrobe delivered.  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5557 on: January 16, 2020, 10:14:32 AM »
It's been years since my wife wanted sex but tonight she's been all, "Why don't we go upstairs?" And, "I've got something for you up there" and "I'm going to make you sweat tonight," I've got a horrible suspicion she's had a self assembly Ikea wardrobe delivered.  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5558 on: January 16, 2020, 03:18:46 PM »
My dad walked in on me once when I was doing something naughty in my bedroom and he just sighed and said, "you'll go blind if you keep doing that!" And walked out.

So I stopped trying to poke myself in the eye with a pencil and had a wank instead!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5559 on: January 16, 2020, 03:26:06 PM »
It's been years since my wife wanted sex but tonight she's been all, "Why don't we go upstairs?" And, "I've got something for you up there" and "I'm going to make you sweat tonight," I've got a horrible suspicion she's had a self assembly Ikea wardrobe delivered.  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5560 on: January 16, 2020, 06:55:01 PM »
My dad walked in on me once when I was doing something naughty in my bedroom and he just sighed and said, "you'll go blind if you keep doing that!" And walked out.

So I stopped trying to poke myself in the eye with a pencil and had a wank instead!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5561 on: January 16, 2020, 09:12:45 PM »
My dad walked in on me once when I was doing something naughty in my bedroom and he just sighed and said, "you'll go blind if you keep doing that!" And walked out.

So I stopped trying to poke myself in the eye with a pencil and had a wank instead!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5562 on: January 22, 2020, 12:11:48 AM »
Jeremy Bamber says he has an alibi for the White House Farm murders........





Pizza Express in Woking have released at statement saying they weren't even open back then.............. noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5563 on: January 22, 2020, 12:22:04 AM »
Jeremy Bamber says he has an alibi for the White House Farm murders........





Pizza Express in Woking have released at statement saying they weren't even open back then.............. noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5564 on: January 22, 2020, 02:34:04 PM »
Jeremy Bamber says he has an alibi for the White House Farm murders........





Pizza Express in Woking have released at statement saying they weren't even open back then.............. noooo:

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