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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5145 on: July 12, 2019, 08:37:01 PM »
My uncle just text me and asked me. What does IDK mean?
I said, "I  don't  know."
He said,
"Nobody seems to know!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5146 on: July 12, 2019, 08:39:36 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5147 on: July 13, 2019, 09:50:48 AM »


LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5150 on: July 13, 2019, 10:20:53 AM »
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house?
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5151 on: July 13, 2019, 10:28:29 AM »
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house?
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5152 on: July 14, 2019, 09:05:56 AM »
Have you ever wanted to go to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Tried to put it in my Satnav.... and decided to go to Rhyl instead?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5153 on: July 14, 2019, 09:19:42 AM »
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house?
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
Robovac laughed evilly

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5154 on: July 14, 2019, 09:35:05 AM »
The surgeon said to me, "Do you have a dog?" I said, "Yes, why?"

He said, "If I can't save your leg, do you want me to keep the bone for him?
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5155 on: July 14, 2019, 09:36:32 AM »
Have you ever wanted to go to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Tried to put it in my Satnav.... and decided to go to Rhyl instead?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5156 on: July 14, 2019, 10:03:49 AM »
The surgeon said to me, "Do you have a dog?" I said, "Yes, why?"

He said, "If I can't save your leg, do you want me to keep the bone for him?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5157 on: July 14, 2019, 10:12:35 AM »
The surgeon said to me, "Do you have a dog?" I said, "Yes, why?"

He said, "If I can't save your leg, do you want me to keep the bone for him?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5158 on: July 14, 2019, 02:30:33 PM »
Just walked past the local mosque ..there's loads of shoes outside ....... rubschin:



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5159 on: July 14, 2019, 02:37:49 PM »


LiFe - It's an "F" in lie