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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53895 on: April 16, 2018, 03:54:24 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53896 on: April 16, 2018, 03:54:54 PM »
I am also 18 miles from where I am meant to be  cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53897 on: April 16, 2018, 03:55:36 PM »
I am also 18 miles from where I am meant to be  cussing: cussing:

Your accuracy is improving then...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53898 on: April 16, 2018, 06:56:42 PM »
We need to know more about this online booking cock up before we piss ourselves laughing judge

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53899 on: April 16, 2018, 11:31:29 PM »
Back after a gloriously chaotic and foul-mouthed evening  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53900 on: April 17, 2018, 12:46:20 AM »
Back after a gloriously chaotic and foul-mouthed evening  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53901 on: April 17, 2018, 01:26:36 PM »
Stopped off at this classy caff on the A1 for breakfast........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53902 on: April 17, 2018, 01:31:32 PM »
Back after a gloriously chaotic and foul-mouthed evening  :thumbsup:

Trainspotting!

Foul language, violence, drugs, death, a funeral, miscarriages, on-stage toilets, simulated sex in many positions: we proud parents applauded a lot!!  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53903 on: April 17, 2018, 01:55:34 PM »
Stopped off at this classy caff on the A1 for breakfast........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53904 on: April 17, 2018, 01:56:27 PM »
Back after a gloriously chaotic and foul-mouthed evening  :thumbsup:

Trainspotting!

Foul language, violence, drugs, death, a funeral, miscarriages, on-stage toilets, simulated sex in many positions: we proud parents applauded a lot!!  :thumbsup:

They thoughtfully supplied us with a list of "trigger warnings". I remarked that it sounded like my "to do" list  angel1
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They should have given you bingo cards
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53905 on: April 17, 2018, 02:00:39 PM »
One lass spent the whole play giving simulated blowjobs to various crackheads.

I heard her mother say to her afterwards, " We are so proud of you."  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53906 on: April 17, 2018, 02:10:15 PM »
One lass spent the whole play giving simulated blowjobs to various crackheads.

I heard her mother say to her afterwards, " We are so proud of you."  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53907 on: April 17, 2018, 02:11:29 PM »
I think they were Scousers  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53908 on: April 17, 2018, 02:13:59 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53909 on: April 17, 2018, 05:00:27 PM »
Laying out my uniform for a day of lock-keeping tomorrow  cloud9:

Waiting to see what weather gerl says..............
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