The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

I am also 18 miles from where I am meant to be 

[Grumpmeister]

I am also 18 miles from where I am meant to be 

Your accuracy is improving then... 

[Steve]

We need to know more about this online booking cock up before we piss ourselves laughing judge

[Nick]

Back after a gloriously chaotic and foul-mouthed evening 

[Barman]

Back after a gloriously chaotic and foul-mouthed evening 

Potty mouth... 

[Nick]

Stopped off at this classy caff on the A1 for breakfast........

[Nick]

Back after a gloriously chaotic and foul-mouthed evening 

Trainspotting!

Foul language, violence, drugs, death, a funeral, miscarriages, on-stage toilets, simulated sex in many positions: we proud parents applauded a lot!! 

They thoughtfully supplied us with a list of "trigger warnings". I remarked that it sounded like my "to do" list 

[Steve]

Stopped off at this classy caff on the A1 for breakfast........

Flo's trying to regulate the flow

[Steve]

Back after a gloriously chaotic and foul-mouthed evening 

Trainspotting!

Foul language, violence, drugs, death, a funeral, miscarriages, on-stage toilets, simulated sex in many positions: we proud parents applauded a lot!! 

They thoughtfully supplied us with a list of "trigger warnings". I remarked that it sounded like my "to do" list 

They should have given you bingo cards

[Nick]

One lass spent the whole play giving simulated blowjobs to various crackheads.

I heard her mother say to her afterwards, " We are so proud of you." 

[Steve]

One lass spent the whole play giving simulated blowjobs to various crackheads.

I heard her mother say to her afterwards, " We are so proud of you." 

[Nick]

I think they were Scousers 

[Darwins Selection]

I think they were Scousers 

[Nick]

Laying out my uniform for a day of lock-keeping tomorrow 

Waiting to see what weather gerl says..............