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Offline Just One More

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #165 on: January 10, 2015, 09:30:19 AM »
I have been waiting for a parcel since before Crimbo .   evil:

Tuesday card arrives from 'The Post Office ' Mrs Boogs you have a parcel we require £26.58 before you can have this  cussing:

£8 PO handling charge  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:  and the rest customs  fvcking charge  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Had to pay as it cost me £98 to buy the bloody stuff  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #166 on: January 10, 2015, 08:05:35 PM »
I have been waiting for a parcel since before Crimbo .   evil:

Tuesday card arrives from 'The Post Office ' Mrs Boogs you have a parcel we require £26.58 before you can have this  cussing:

£8 PO handling charge  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:  and the rest customs  fvcking charge  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Had to pay as it cost me £98 to buy the bloody stuff  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Tea bags....  cloud9:

 noooo:   noooo: pills  redface:

I get those adverts in my inbox too....  noooo:

A moment of utter madness   noooo: noooo: redface:

Tena Lady....?  rubschin:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #167 on: January 10, 2015, 08:07:57 PM »
I have been waiting for a parcel since before Crimbo .   evil:

Tuesday card arrives from 'The Post Office ' Mrs Boogs you have a parcel we require £26.58 before you can have this  cussing:

£8 PO handling charge  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:  and the rest customs  fvcking charge  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Had to pay as it cost me £98 to buy the bloody stuff  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Tea bags....  cloud9:

 noooo:   noooo: pills  redface:

I get those adverts in my inbox too....  noooo:

A moment of utter madness   noooo: noooo: redface:

Tena Lady....?  rubschin:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #168 on: January 10, 2015, 08:09:08 PM »
I collected it from the sodding depot today  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #169 on: January 10, 2015, 08:12:10 PM »
I collected it from the sodding depot today  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #170 on: January 12, 2015, 11:23:33 AM »
Absolutely everyfink I have ordered lately has been problematic  angry041:

So far one formal complaint lodged.

One reimbursement received and still awaiting 2 other delivieries that are currently having stock / delivery/ loss of goods issues  angry041: angry041: angry041:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #171 on: January 12, 2015, 05:36:59 PM »
Absolutely everyfink I have ordered lately has been problematic  angry041:

So far one formal complaint lodged.

One reimbursement received and still awaiting 2 other delivieries that are currently having stock / delivery/ loss of goods issues  angry041: angry041: angry041:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #172 on: January 12, 2015, 09:36:21 PM »
I collected it from the sodding depot today  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Send it by courier you say...  rubschin:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #173 on: January 13, 2015, 05:48:26 AM »
Absolutely everyfink I have ordered lately has been problematic  angry041:

So far one formal complaint lodged.

One reimbursement received and still awaiting 2 other delivieries that are currently having stock / delivery/ loss of goods issues  angry041: angry041: angry041:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #174 on: January 13, 2015, 05:49:00 AM »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #175 on: January 16, 2015, 08:28:32 PM »
I hear gerls can take Viagra too. Tipsy does.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #176 on: January 16, 2015, 08:45:39 PM »
A babby  cloud9:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #177 on: January 16, 2015, 09:56:56 PM »
A babby  cloud9:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #178 on: June 16, 2015, 01:37:44 PM »
A text message has just flooded in. "Your delivery will be made today between 8.00 and 6.00."

Checks mailbox. Card left at 9.30 a.m. Banghead Banghead  THE MORONS DIDN'T RING THE SODDING BELL  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #179 on: June 16, 2015, 01:51:31 PM »
A text message has just flooded in. "Your delivery will be made today between 8.00 and 6.00."

Checks mailbox. Card left at 9.30 a.m. Banghead Banghead  THE MORONS DIDN'T RING THE SODDING BELL  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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