Placed an order with Amazon on the 7th February... Normally they deliver by UPS and it arrives in a couple of days...
This time, TNT had a go...
On the 8th, Picanya Shipment arrived at connection point
On the 9th, Barcelona Shipment arrived at connection point
On the 10th, San Pietro Mosezzo Shipment arrived at connection point
On the 15th, Markopoulo Shipment in transit
On the 15th, Aradippou Shipment in transit - Larnaca! So far so good!
On the 16th, Pafos Shipment now at depot nearest to delivery address - it has been driven past my house from Larnaca... Amazon promised delivery by 6pm on the 16th
On the 19th, Germasogeia Shipment arrived at TNT location - It has been driven past my house again from Pafos to Limassol!
It has travelled halfway round the bleddy World and then taken six days (so far) to travel the 1 hour journey from Larnaca to my house! 
Courier called, will deliver tomorrow morning...
To the wrong fucking address!
The unholy alliance of TNT and FedEx have subbed the final delivery to my door tomorrow to a third-party who apparently has delivered to my previous address before and has it on file...
You really couldn't make it up! 
Phone call from The Central Distribution Centre in Limassol...
"The driver has been to your street but can't find number 61...?"
I DON'T LIVE AT NUMBER SIXTY-ONE!!!! FIFTY-ONE, BENINDA ENA!!!
