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Offline Nick

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #60 on: June 29, 2011, 05:51:10 PM »
I am surrounded by more idiots  noooo:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #61 on: June 29, 2011, 05:54:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 29, 2011, 05:51:10 PM
I am surrounded by more idiots  noooo:

Welcome to my werld like...  noooo:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #62 on: June 29, 2011, 05:56:14 PM »
Once again.... feck off jinje!
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #63 on: June 29, 2011, 05:57:04 PM »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #64 on: June 29, 2011, 06:11:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2011, 01:43:18 PM
I get a call from UPS...

UPS: Mr. barman, we have a parcel for you... come to the police station to collect it.
BM: No, I'm in Larnaca
UPS: How many minutes will it take you top get here?
BM: I won't be there for hours... bring it back tomorrow
UPS: We can't deliver tomorrow - you must come to Limassol to collect it!
BM: No!  evil:
UPS: We leave it at the police station - you can collect it from there!
UPS: (calling back) the police will not accept it
BM: leave it at the restaurant up the road then
UPS:  happy088
BM: collects parcel from restaurant to find he has ordered the wrong fucking part!  Banghead

Look on the bright side BM, if you were Nick you would have ordered a warehouse full of wrong parts.  lol:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #65 on: June 29, 2011, 06:13:09 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2011, 06:11:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2011, 01:43:18 PM
I get a call from UPS...

UPS: Mr. barman, we have a parcel for you... come to the police station to collect it.
BM: No, I'm in Larnaca
UPS: How many minutes will it take you top get here?
BM: I won't be there for hours... bring it back tomorrow
UPS: We can't deliver tomorrow - you must come to Limassol to collect it!
BM: No!  evil:
UPS: We leave it at the police station - you can collect it from there!
UPS: (calling back) the police will not accept it
BM: leave it at the restaurant up the road then
UPS:  happy088
BM: collects parcel from restaurant to find he has ordered the wrong fucking part!  Banghead

Look on the bright side BM, if you were Nick you would have ordered a warehouse full of wrong parts.  lol:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #66 on: June 29, 2011, 06:22:03 PM »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #67 on: June 29, 2011, 09:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 29, 2011, 06:53:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2011, 06:24:34 AM
I too am waiting for a delivery...  whistle:

And no doubt UPS will rock up today as soon as I leave the house...  evil:


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Tracking info:
17-06-2011   16:21  Glasgow Central Depot  Collected from customer

17-06-2011   17:12   Glasgow Central Depot   Forwarded for processing

20-06-2011    06:51   National Hub    Received and processed

21-06-2011    02:02    Depot   Received at delivery depot

21-06-2011    02:05    Depot   Loaded to vehicle for delivery

21-06-2011    14:31    Depot    Delivered

Except it was delivered to one of the business units on the farm 400m away. I tried three times to get it back but the unit was never occupied
Fri 24.06.11 - I rang Parcel Farce - Matt, "Leave it with me, I'll chase it up and get back to you today - He didn't

Mon 27.06.11 - I rang Parcel Farce again - Barry "Leave it with me, I'll chase it up and get back to you today - He didn't

Tue 28.06.11 I rang Parcel Farce again - Dave "Leave it with me, I'll chase it up and get back to you today
JOM - "that's what Matt said on Friday and what Barry said yesterday, do you have any intention of ringing me back?"
Dave - I promise I will ring you back, what's your number?
JOM - You should already have it, Matt and Barry were going to call me on it!
Dave - There's no record of your number on the paperwork
JOM -  cussing:  cussing:  cussing:
Ten minutes later Dave calls - "The driver will pick it up today and deliver it to you"
As it was exactly one week after it was signed for I took a trip up to the unit later yesterday in case they only visited weekly.... "Ooh you've just missed Parcel Farce, he collected it five minutes ago, sorry for the confusion"
As of now, I'm still waiting, he must have took it back to the depot  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead

The saga continues...
28-06-2011  12:40  Depot Collected from "customer"
29-06-2011  19:08  Depot Held in depot for redelivery

All they had to do was pick it up from the buiness unit, drive 400m and drop it off at my place. It's now took a further 16hr's+  to get it back to there depot, and I still await delivery . aaarrrggghhhh
« Last Edit: July 13, 2011, 09:27:06 AM by Just One More »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #68 on: June 30, 2011, 09:40:38 AM »
30-06-11   10:05   Barry and Dave confirmed that customer does not want parcel. Return to sender
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #69 on: July 03, 2011, 06:00:01 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 29, 2011, 09:25:20 PM
blah, blah, blah, blah...

The saga continues...
28-06-2011  12:40  Aldershot Depot Collected from "customer"
29-06-2011  19:08  Aldershot Depot Held in depot for redelivery

All they had to do was pick it up from the buiness unit, drive 400m and drop it off at my place. It's now took a further 16hr's+  to get it back to there depot, and I still await delivery . aaarrrggghhhh

Delivered Thursday afternoon as requested. Now I have nothing to look forward to  cry:
« Last Edit: July 13, 2011, 09:21:39 AM by Just One More »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #70 on: July 03, 2011, 06:02:28 AM »
Oh noes - what can we do to cause you mahoosive amounts of frustration ?

Shall we get BM to post another mystery photo ?  lol:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #71 on: July 03, 2011, 06:10:33 AM »
It reminded me of "Going for a Song". Is Barman Arthur Negus in disguise  rubschin:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #72 on: July 03, 2011, 06:12:23 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2011, 06:02:28 AM
Oh noes - what can we do to cause you mahoosive amounts of frustration ?

Shall we get BM to post another mystery photo ?  lol:

Oooh yes... I'll see what I can find....  rubschin:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #73 on: July 03, 2011, 06:13:44 AM »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #74 on: July 03, 2011, 06:14:20 AM »
You didn't guess right did you Snoops  whistle:
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