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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14715 on: April 09, 2026, 05:52:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14716 on: April 09, 2026, 09:38:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2026, 05:52:03 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c625l7qen3jo
I'd love to know what the 'extenuating family circumstances' were because I can't see what excuses that
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« Reply #14717 on: April 10, 2026, 06:55:34 AM »
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« Reply #14718 on: April 13, 2026, 10:22:42 AM »
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« Reply #14719 on: April 13, 2026, 11:17:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14720 on: April 13, 2026, 04:37:09 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14721 on: April 14, 2026, 12:29:56 PM »
Pot Noodle-loving gran who ate one a day buried with favourite Beef & Tomato flavour after funeral dedicated to snack

A POT Noodle-loving gran who ate one every day had a funeral dedicated to the snacks — with Beef and Tomato ones in her coffin.

Mourners at the send-off for Sandra Burnell, 72, all got a free Pot Noodle to take home to remember her by.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14722 on: April 14, 2026, 02:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 14, 2026, 12:29:56 PM
Pot Noodle-loving gran who ate one a day buried with favourite Beef & Tomato flavour after funeral dedicated to snack

A POT Noodle-loving gran who ate one every day had a funeral dedicated to the snacks — with Beef and Tomato ones in her coffin.

Mourners at the send-off for Sandra Burnell, 72, all got a free Pot Noodle to take home to remember her by.

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« Reply #14723 on: Yesterday at 03:58:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14724 on: Yesterday at 04:51:53 PM »
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« Reply #14725 on: Yesterday at 10:12:36 PM »
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« Reply #14726 on: Today at 06:28:13 PM »
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« Reply #14727 on: Today at 06:39:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14728 on: Today at 09:55:18 PM »
Quote from: Steve on Today at 06:28:13 PM
THAT'S CAR-MA! Transport Secretary’s car taken out by ‘moon crater’ pothole as she becomes latest victim of scourge on Britain’s roads

 :thumbsup:  now maybe something real will happen about this national disgrace

Yep, she will get a mahoosive SUV on the taxpayer as she can't afford to be delayed by potholes like the plebs.  cussing:
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