Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Part of me want's to know how but for the sake of my sanity I'm using the ignorance is bliss defence. 

[Steve]

I was sure you'd have an alibi.

Funny side aside this is awful for those that just lost their homes.

[Grumpmeister]

Rats are now playing DOOM and they've learned how to shoot? 

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/the-doom-playing-rats-are-back-and-now-they-ve-learned-how-to-shoot/ar-AA1SCVNm?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=b528a38b1d3b43fba83a187a7b235666&ei=17

[Barman]

Rats are now playing DOOM and they've learned how to shoot? 

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/the-doom-playing-rats-are-back-and-now-they-ve-learned-how-to-shoot/ar-AA1SCVNm?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=b528a38b1d3b43fba83a187a7b235666&ei=17

 

[Steve]

Man makes beer vaccine 

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/vaccine-beer-polyomavirus-chris-buck

[Barman]

Man makes beer vaccine 

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/vaccine-beer-polyomavirus-chris-buck

 

[Nick]

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2510789-man-whose-gut-made-its-own-alcohol-gets-relief-from-faecal-transplant/. 

[Steve]

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2510789-man-whose-gut-made-its-own-alcohol-gets-relief-from-faecal-transplant/. 

[Barman]

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2510789-man-whose-gut-made-its-own-alcohol-gets-relief-from-faecal-transplant/.