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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14070 on: March 28, 2024, 09:54:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14074 on: April 10, 2024, 02:45:11 PM »
Maybe I'm just getting more cynical the older I get but I read the article and thought "We are dumbing the game down because Gen Z are too stupid to play it as is"  noooo:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/scrabble-redesign-triple-word-scores-inclusive-board-game-b1150335.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14075 on: April 10, 2024, 04:55:28 PM »
Maybe I'm just getting more cynical the older I get but I read the article and thought "We are dumbing the game down because Gen Z are too stupid to play it as is"  noooo:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/scrabble-redesign-triple-word-scores-inclusive-board-game-b1150335.html

That's
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14076 on: April 10, 2024, 05:33:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14077 on: April 12, 2024, 01:14:50 PM »
What the hell is it with idiots doing this to themselves, surely anyone with even half a brain can tell it's going to end up with them in agony.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13298209/Man-sticks-sim-card-extractor-tool-penis.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14078 on: April 12, 2024, 01:22:36 PM »
Sounds like the sort of thing Apey would come up with in one of his comedy routines..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13300361/politician-bed-adopted-Buddhist-monk-Thailand-scandal.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14079 on: April 12, 2024, 01:39:03 PM »
Sounds like the sort of thing Apey would come up with in one of his comedy routines..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13300361/politician-bed-adopted-Buddhist-monk-Thailand-scandal.html

You can’t make up shit like this …!…no one would believe you …. noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14080 on: April 12, 2024, 10:23:30 PM »
It's on GB news so it must be right (not)

https://www.gbnews.com/travel/expat-in-cyprus-warning-slow-lifestyle

Sound like a whiner that needs a generous dose of 3 in 1 Oil to me
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14081 on: April 12, 2024, 11:16:04 PM »
It's on GB news so it must be right (not)

https://www.gbnews.com/travel/expat-in-cyprus-warning-slow-lifestyle

Sound like a whiner that needs a generous dose of 3 in 1 Oil to me

The problem is these wankers want the things they like from UK etc and the things that want from Cyprus …years ago ..when booze was cheap and the way of life was far more relaxed esp laws …these  censored: complained they couldn’t find mothers pride bread …etc …

Now they all wanted in the EU for ease of living ..they are shocked that prices sky rocketed … whistle:

This is one of my pet peeves as you can tell …the Cyprus they dream of ..went away about ten years ago sadly …because of people like them ..!..!…


Joni Mitchell was right ….the parking lot is full of these tossers too ..!…

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14082 on: April 15, 2024, 06:37:23 AM »
It's on GB news so it must be right (not)

https://www.gbnews.com/travel/expat-in-cyprus-warning-slow-lifestyle

Sound like a whiner that needs a generous dose of 3 in 1 Oil to me

Yes, the phrase "Fuck off back to the UK then if you don't like it" springs to mind... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14083 on: April 15, 2024, 08:46:31 AM »
It's on GB news so it must be right (not)

https://www.gbnews.com/travel/expat-in-cyprus-warning-slow-lifestyle

Sound like a whiner that needs a generous dose of 3 in 1 Oil to me

Yes, the phrase "Fuck off back to the UK then if you don't like it" springs to mind... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14084 on: April 17, 2024, 01:45:55 PM »
Bonkers in Brazil

https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/17/woman-wheeled-dead-man-bank-tried-get-take-2-000-loan-20662547/

'A woman has been arrested after taking a dead man into a bank in a wheelchair and trying to get him to sign off a four-figure loan in her name.'
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