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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11745 on: March 03, 2020, 02:01:26 AM »
Jesus Christ!! If religion makes you do this to yourself then I'm glad to be a heretic...  eeek: eeek: eeek:





https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/worshippers-use-knives-pop-eyes-21575158
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11747 on: March 03, 2020, 06:26:29 AM »
Jesus Christ!! If religion makes you do this to yourself then I'm glad to be a heretic...  eeek: eeek: eeek:





https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/worshippers-use-knives-pop-eyes-21575158

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11749 on: March 03, 2020, 11:53:14 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11750 on: March 03, 2020, 12:00:10 PM »
Not that I want to worry Miss D but Baldymort Mk2 is running for London Mayor...



https://www.foxnews.com/world/count-binface-mayor-of-london
You sure it isn't BM?  Has anyone seen Count Binface and BM in the same room?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11751 on: March 03, 2020, 12:02:01 PM »
Looks like someone is trying to take Baldymort's roof diving crown...  rubschin:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-20-survives-after-driving-car-off-top-level-of-parking-garage-police-say
Adds a whole new dimension to a Mcdonalds Drive Thru

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11753 on: March 03, 2020, 04:14:56 PM »
Not that I want to worry Miss D but Baldymort Mk2 is running for London Mayor...



https://www.foxnews.com/world/count-binface-mayor-of-london
You sure it isn't BM?  Has anyone seen Count Binface and BM in the same room?

Are you trying to terrify poor Miss D?  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11755 on: March 03, 2020, 07:37:31 PM »
Not that I want to worry Miss D but Baldymort Mk2 is running for London Mayor...



https://www.foxnews.com/world/count-binface-mayor-of-london
You sure it isn't BM?  Has anyone seen Count Binface and BM in the same room?

Are you trying to terrify poor Miss D?  noooo:
Oh noes, if I was trying to frighten Miss D I'd have posted this



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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11756 on: March 03, 2020, 08:44:37 PM »



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11757 on: March 03, 2020, 08:49:47 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11758 on: March 03, 2020, 08:59:32 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Well, whatever, nevermind