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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10995 on: September 10, 2019, 08:54:42 AM »
cussing:

Don't tell me you are from Merseyside...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10996 on: September 10, 2019, 09:12:55 AM »
Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident?  rubschin:

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10997 on: September 10, 2019, 10:39:41 AM »
Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident?  rubschin:

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

 lol: lol: lol:
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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10999 on: September 10, 2019, 12:46:15 PM »
Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident?  rubschin:

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Tunnel inspector?
Shunting accident?
Signal box maintainer?
Loose coupling problem?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11000 on: September 10, 2019, 01:29:15 PM »
Harridan Harman as speaker of the house?? 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49646257

Christ, we think that things are bad now with Bercow abusing his position just imagine what it would be like with her in charge.  Banghead
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11001 on: September 10, 2019, 02:24:55 PM »
Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident?  rubschin:

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Tunnel inspector?
Shunting accident?
Signal box maintainer?
Loose coupling problem?

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11002 on: September 11, 2019, 10:43:37 AM »
A feminist version of Monopoly has been released that is supposed to celebrate women's empowerment and does so by giving the female players more money than male players at the start in order to create a game where women make more then men? So what you are saying is that women can't play the game well so in order for them to get ahead and win the game you are going to give them an additional handout?

How on earth does saying that women aren't good enough to succeed on an equal basis promote empowerment?

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/ms-monopoly-feminist-version-of-cult-game-released-in-which-women-are-paid-more-than-men-a4233311.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11003 on: September 12, 2019, 05:24:32 AM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11005 on: September 12, 2019, 05:49:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11006 on: September 12, 2019, 09:21:09 AM »
Well, whatever nevermind


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11008 on: September 12, 2019, 09:25:01 AM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11009 on: September 12, 2019, 10:31:22 AM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.