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[Grumpmeister]

Don't tell me you are from Merseyside... 

[Grumpmeister]

Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident? 

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

[Barman]

Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident? 

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

TMR has an personal chef....? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7447005/Chef-creates-miniature-dishes-including-spaghetti-chocolate-cake-roast-potatoes-pizza.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

[Darwins Selection]

Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident? 

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

 

Tunnel inspector?
Shunting accident?
Signal box maintainer?
Loose coupling problem?

[Grumpmeister]

Harridan Harman as speaker of the house?? 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49646257

Christ, we think that things are bad now with Bercow abusing his position just imagine what it would be like with her in charge. 

[apc2010]

Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident? 

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

 

Tunnel inspector?
Shunting accident?
Signal box maintainer?
Loose coupling problem?

 

[Grumpmeister]

A feminist version of Monopoly has been released that is supposed to celebrate women's empowerment and does so by giving the female players more money than male players at the start in order to create a game where women make more then men? So what you are saying is that women can't play the game well so in order for them to get ahead and win the game you are going to give them an additional handout?

How on earth does saying that women aren't good enough to succeed on an equal basis promote empowerment?

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/ms-monopoly-feminist-version-of-cult-game-released-in-which-women-are-paid-more-than-men-a4233311.html

[Grumpmeister]

News just in, thieving scrotes too gormless to understand the meaning of horsepower... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7453593/Bizarre-footage-shows-two-teen-thieves-riding-horse-steal-motorbike-Dartford.html?ito=video_player_click

[Grumpmeister]

Take my breath awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446597/New-Zealand-acupuncturist-accidentally-collapses-patients-lung-treatment-shoulder-pain.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

[Barman]

News just in, thieving scrotes too gormless to understand the meaning of horsepower... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7453593/Bizarre-footage-shows-two-teen-thieves-riding-horse-steal-motorbike-Dartford.html?ito=video_player_click

Pikeys... 

[Steve]

News just in, thieving scrotes too gormless to understand the meaning of horsepower... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7453593/Bizarre-footage-shows-two-teen-thieves-riding-horse-steal-motorbike-Dartford.html?ito=video_player_click

Pikeys... 

And will the police go after them?

Not in Dartford they won't 

[Steve]

Take my breath awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446597/New-Zealand-acupuncturist-accidentally-collapses-patients-lung-treatment-shoulder-pain.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

[Steve]

Will we have to suggest a new name for BM's car?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7451277/Outrage-Air-New-Zealand-attempts-trademark-traditional-Maori-greeting-Kia-Ora.html

[Grumpmeister]

I...........I just....

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/10/abortion-hearing-comfort-room/